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Post by NOTTHOR on Jul 14, 2014 8:02:38 GMT -6
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Post by Earl Slick on Jul 14, 2014 8:21:33 GMT -6
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Post by thunderhawk on Jul 14, 2014 9:37:06 GMT -6
I had dogs growing up. Went through 4 of them.
Here's why I'll never own a dog again:
1) Dog shit. Seriously, is there anything on earth more egregious to the senses than dog shit?
2) They fucking die in an untimely manner, inflicting massive psychological trauma.
No, kids, you cannot have a puppy.
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Post by The Resistance on Jul 14, 2014 9:41:10 GMT -6
Thunda I thought you and Chaz were buds did you forget HUMANS SUCK.
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Post by The Resistance on Jul 14, 2014 9:58:26 GMT -6
I love my critters and it was a sad day a few years ago when I had to put the last one down. BTW the rescue dog is a stallion, only route to go.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jul 14, 2014 12:54:41 GMT -6
I had dogs growing up. Went through 4 of them. Here's why I'll never own a dog again: 1) Dog shit. Seriously, is there anything on earth more egregious to the senses than dog shit? 2) They fucking die in an untimely manner, inflicting massive psychological trauma. No, kids, you cannot have a puppy. Muh dawg is small and so is his shit. I don't even have to pick it up to mow the lawn. I don't understand why anyone owns a dawg bigger than 20 lbs.
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Post by egadsto on Jul 14, 2014 12:57:01 GMT -6
I had dogs growing up. Went through 4 of them. Here's why I'll never own a dog again: 1) Dog shit. Seriously, is there anything on earth more egregious to the senses than dog shit? 2) They fucking die in an untimely manner, inflicting massive psychological trauma. No, kids, you cannot have a puppy. Muh dawg is small and so is his shit. I don't even have to pick it up to mow the lawn. I don't understand why anyone owns a dawg bigger than 20 lbs.
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Jul 14, 2014 13:47:48 GMT -6
I had dogs growing up. Went through 4 of them. Here's why I'll never own a dog again: 1) Dog shit. Seriously, is there anything on earth more egregious to the senses than dog shit? 2) They fucking die in an untimely manner, inflicting massive psychological trauma. No, kids, you cannot have a puppy. Muh dawg is small and so is his shit. I don't even have to pick it up to mow the lawn. I don't understand why anyone owns a dawg bigger than 20 lbs. Be cause they want a dog, not an ugly mutant cat. Small dogs suck.
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Post by egadsto on Jul 14, 2014 14:03:50 GMT -6
Muh dawg is small and so is his shit. I don't even have to pick it up to mow the lawn. I don't understand why anyone owns a dawg bigger than 20 lbs. Be cause they want a dog, not an ugly mutant cat. Small dogs suck.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jul 14, 2014 14:19:15 GMT -6
Muh dawg is small and so is his shit. I don't even have to pick it up to mow the lawn. I don't understand why anyone owns a dawg bigger than 20 lbs. Be cause they want a dog, not an ugly mutant cat. Small dogs suck. Mah dog will tear your fucking head off, then go after your stupid fucking dog.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jul 14, 2014 14:29:05 GMT -6
Muh dawg is small and so is his shit. I don't even have to pick it up to mow the lawn. I don't understand why anyone owns a dawg bigger than 20 lbs. Be cause they want a dog, not an ugly mutant cat. Small dogs suck. I was dog sitting a lab this week. Nice enough dog, but the thing was shitting spare tires. Plus, it took liek 45 minutes of walking to tire the fucking thing out.
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Post by Stan's Field on Jul 14, 2014 14:58:11 GMT -6
I just walk mine through mah dawg garden. #neverpickitup
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jul 14, 2014 15:02:36 GMT -6
if you feed the dog the correct food and it gets enough exercise, it shouldn't shit that much or that big. but if you feed the dog cheap-ass shit food which is nothing but filler, then it will shit it out because it doesn't need or use it. But dude, you can get so much more Ol Roy for $20 than Fromm's.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jul 14, 2014 16:01:05 GMT -6
LOLOLOLOl' Roy. It's practically free at Tractor Supply. It should be considered animal abuse to feed that shit to a dog. Man, that is why I loved mah shelter so much. $300 adoption fee. Payable on the spot in cash. Saw some proles turned away on that and when asked what it would cost all in and they were advised that they would also have to pony up for a large bag of Fromm's (sold at cost) from the shelter to try to minimize shock on the animal so it had consistent food for its trip home, they blew up and stormed out of the place. Fromm's at the shelter was reasonably inexpensive, I mean, it was way more than Ol' Roy, but that is all they feed them there and I guess the theory is if you can't pony up $300 cash and thirty some bucks for a giant bag of dog food you ain't fit to adopt. I love that place.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jul 14, 2014 16:07:30 GMT -6
if you feed the dog the correct food and it gets enough exercise, it shouldn't shit that much or that big. but if you feed the dog cheap-ass shit food which is nothing but filler, then it will shit it out because it doesn't need or use it. False dumbass. The bigger the dog, the bigger the shit. It's science.
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Post by Stan's Field on Jul 15, 2014 8:22:53 GMT -6
BUY EAGLE PACK FOR 60 BUCKS OR YOU"RE A FAGT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jul 15, 2014 8:39:30 GMT -6
wut dew u feed teh Minataur? right now, we haz on hand: diamond naturals grain free boeuf; acana duck & pear; and taste o' teh wild wetlands formula. My dawg enjoys eating feces and grass. That's his wild wetlands formula.
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Jul 15, 2014 9:45:14 GMT -6
We feed Lilly Natures Recipe Senior Lamb and rice formula. She can no haz chicken. It makes her itch.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jul 15, 2014 10:19:18 GMT -6
Diego
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Post by Stan's Field on Jul 15, 2014 10:23:36 GMT -6
wut dew u feed teh Minataur? right now, we haz on hand: diamond naturals grain free boeuf; acana duck & pear; and taste o' teh wild wetlands formula. Small children, or whatever she can catch on her own... We don't buy her food. She's a pack animal for fuck's sake. She can provide for herself.
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Post by Stan's Field on Jul 15, 2014 10:54:00 GMT -6
Small children, or whatever she can catch on her own... We don't buy her food. She's a pack animal for fuck's sake. She can provide for herself. she gon' eat yer babby soon as it drops Only thing she's killed is flies and maybe a spider she fucking pounced on once.................. 95% bark, 5% bite.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jul 15, 2014 13:16:39 GMT -6
she gon' eat yer babby soon as it drops Only thing she's killed is flies and maybe a spider she fucking pounced on once.................. 95% bark, 5% bite. Does she even fucking lift?
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Post by egadsto on Jul 15, 2014 13:32:46 GMT -6
Only thing she's killed is flies and maybe a spider she fucking pounced on once.................. 95% bark, 5% bite. Does she even fucking lift?
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Post by Plez Azkins on Jul 15, 2014 13:53:46 GMT -6
LOLOLOLOl' Roy. It's practically free at Tractor Supply. It should be considered animal abuse to feed that shit to a dog. Man, that is why I loved mah shelter so much. $300 adoption fee. Payable on the spot in cash. Saw some proles turned away on that and when asked what it would cost all in and they were advised that they would also have to pony up for a large bag of Fromm's (sold at cost) from the shelter to try to minimize shock on the animal so it had consistent food for its trip home, they blew up and stormed out of the place. Fromm's at the shelter was reasonably inexpensive, I mean, it was way more than Ol' Roy, but that is all they feed them there and I guess the theory is if you can't pony up $300 cash and thirty some bucks for a giant bag of dog food you ain't fit to adopt. I love that place. They should do something similar before idiots can prolcreate.
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Post by #70 on Jul 16, 2014 10:11:25 GMT -6
wut dew u feed teh Minataur? right now, we haz on hand: diamond naturals grain free boeuf; acana duck & pear; and taste o' teh wild wetlands formula. Jesus krist.
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