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Post by NotMyKid on Jul 15, 2014 13:51:52 GMT -6
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Post by socal on Jul 15, 2014 16:20:50 GMT -6
I often wondered how I would do if I retook the ACT... fully sober & not hung over. - As it was, I got a 26 in '88 (equivalent to a 29 now)
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Jul 15, 2014 17:26:06 GMT -6
Who the fuck don't know there are 360 degrees in each shape so the answer is clearly nine?
True story, once I got canned from a shitty job. So the day after I go file for the unemployment. As a condition I had to set up a time to take a skills test. I do so and shown up on test day. The test room is stock full of a collection of mouth breathers, booger eaters, and pro rasslin fans. There were three sections on the test which I believe were referred to as, "readin real careful like", "countin and such", and "well there's yer problem". The three sections were supposed to take half an hour each and were all computerized. So after the set up portion which was supposed to take ten minutes but took 45 cause unemployed retards can't use the computer the test started. I was done with the first two sections inside ten min and had to wait for erebody else get done. The math one was second and when I hit submit the guy next to me turned and said,"don't worry I guessed at all of em too". Anywho after the last section i got to hit submit and check out wif the Procter and get graded and shit. She hit print on mah score and said "holy cow" as they came out. I scored perfect in "countin and such" and "readin real careful like" and missed one in "well there's yer problem". Evidently I did the best she had ever seen and I was officially the smartest unemployed retard in Cedar Rapids. A few weeks later I got this nice certificate in the mail from some national federation of unemployed retards that said I was certified "platinum" in workin skills cause of how well I did on the tests. It suggested i bring up the certificates in interviews and put them on mah resume cause they were an accredited and recognized organization but I never did.
I fink I still got them somewheres, I should frame em and hang em up in mah wall next to Dr a Duffs various degrees.
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Jul 15, 2014 20:00:19 GMT -6
Is your name Not Sure?
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Post by Master Blaster on Jul 15, 2014 20:04:09 GMT -6
Yuh, cuz us milatards is stupid.
I retook the ACT when I went back to USF. Wasn't that bad. Got a 27, better then the first time in 1985. College classes now for the most part are easy if they are not math or science. The math and science classes are fully capable of kicking your ass. In part this is because they cram about 3 years of studies into a semester, keep the class size at about 300 people, make you feel extremely stupid when you go seek help and use TA's who aren't skilled at all in teaching methods to try and pick you up. Chemistry, a subject I am fairly strong in, kicked my ass. Biology, particularly cellular level stuff, made my fucking head spin. I ran nuclear fucking reactors for a fucking living, but some of the shit they taught had you wondering if learning on pot would actually be easier.
I might add I was 44 when I went back. Fuck that shit sucked.
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Post by Ginger on Jul 15, 2014 20:12:46 GMT -6
Yuh, cuz us milatards is stupid. I retook the ACT when I went back to USF. Wasn't that bad. Got a 27, better then the first time in 1985. College classes now for the most part are easy if they are not math or science. The math and science classes are fully capable of kicking your ass. In part this is because they cram about 3 years of studies into a semester, keep the class size at about 300 people, make you feel extremely stupid when you go seek help and use TA's who aren't skilled at all in teaching methods to try and pick you up. Chemistry, a subject I am fairly strong in, kicked my ass. Biology, particularly cellular level stuff, made my fucking head spin. I ran nuclear fucking reactors for a fucking living, but some of the shit they taught had you wondering if learning on pot would actually be easier. I might add I was 44 when I went back. Fuck that shit sucked. I'm proud of you chief. Going back to school in midlife is tough. My husband did it too at age 40. You're definitely more focused than when you're younger, I think.
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Post by twinlaker on Jul 15, 2014 20:25:32 GMT -6
Agreed Freaky.... I think if I was to go to college now as opposed to when I was young and dumb, I would prolly wind up on the deans's list and eventually in Sally Mason's box!
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Post by Stan's Field on Jul 15, 2014 20:30:28 GMT -6
Yuh, cuz us milatards is stupid. I retook the ACT when I went back to USF. Wasn't that bad. Got a 27, better then the first time in 1985. College classes now for the most part are easy if they are not math or science. The math and science classes are fully capable of kicking your ass. In part this is because they cram about 3 years of studies into a semester, keep the class size at about 300 people, make you feel extremely stupid when you go seek help and use TA's who aren't skilled at all in teaching methods to try and pick you up. Chemistry, a subject I am fairly strong in, kicked my ass. Biology, particularly cellular level stuff, made my fucking head spin. I ran nuclear fucking reactors for a fucking living, but some of the shit they taught had you wondering if learning on pot would actually be easier. I might add I was 44 when I went back. Fuck that shit sucked. Just goes to show that being a master at one thing, like selling plasix, don't mean you'll ever engineer or design something that will changed the world.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jul 16, 2014 7:08:15 GMT -6
Evidently I did the best she had ever seen and I was officially the smartest unemployed retard in Cedar Rapids. Have you been awarded the smartest unemployed retard in Janesville yet?
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Post by The Resistance on Jul 16, 2014 8:17:34 GMT -6
Who the fuck don't know there are 360 degrees in each shape so the answer is clearly nine? True story, once I got canned from a shitty job. So the day after I go file for the unemployment. As a condition I had to set up a time to take a skills test. I do so and shown up on test day. The test room is stock full of a collection of mouth breathers, booger eaters, and pro rasslin fans. There were three sections on the test which I believe were referred to as, "readin real careful like", "countin and such", and "well there's yer problem". The three sections were supposed to take half an hour each and were all computerized. So after the set up portion which was supposed to take ten minutes but took 45 cause unemployed retards can't use the computer the test started. I was done with the first two sections inside ten min and had to wait for erebody else get done. The math one was second and when I hit submit the guy next to me turned and said,"don't worry I guessed at all of em too". Anywho after the last section i got to hit submit and check out wif the Procter and get graded and shit. She hit print on mah score and said "holy cow" as they came out. I scored perfect in "countin and such" and "readin real careful like" and missed one in "well there's yer problem". Evidently I did the best she had ever seen and I was officially the smartest unemployed retard in Cedar Rapids. A few weeks later I got this nice certificate in the mail from some national federation of unemployed retards that said I was certified "platinum" in workin skills cause of how well I did on the tests. It suggested i bring up the certificates in interviews and put them on mah resume cause they were an accredited and recognized organization but I never did. I fink I still got them somewheres, I should frame em and hang em up in mah wall next to Dr a Duffs various degrees. Two things A. I know where you can get a picture frame B. Sounds like a roomful of delegates at a Democratic convention
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Post by The Resistance on Jul 16, 2014 8:32:03 GMT -6
oh snap you just PWN3d every (D) evar
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Post by #70 on Jul 16, 2014 10:04:59 GMT -6
Sum1 is mad
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jul 16, 2014 10:09:02 GMT -6
Give him a break. Democratic voters often get confused and irritated when they don't understand what's happening, and are liable to react emotionally.
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Post by Stan's Field on Jul 16, 2014 11:15:44 GMT -6
This thread gives me the strangest feelings of troll ja vu.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Jul 16, 2014 12:33:59 GMT -6
Who the fuck don't know there are 360 degrees in each shape so the answer is clearly nine? True story, once I got canned from a shitty job. So the day after I go file for the unemployment. As a condition I had to set up a time to take a skills test. I do so and shown up on test day. The test room is stock full of a collection of mouth breathers, booger eaters, and pro rasslin fans. There were three sections on the test which I believe were referred to as, "readin real careful like", "countin and such", and "well there's yer problem". The three sections were supposed to take half an hour each and were all computerized. So after the set up portion which was supposed to take ten minutes but took 45 cause unemployed retards can't use the computer the test started. I was done with the first two sections inside ten min and had to wait for erebody else get done. The math one was second and when I hit submit the guy next to me turned and said,"don't worry I guessed at all of em too". Anywho after the last section i got to hit submit and check out wif the Procter and get graded and shit. She hit print on mah score and said "holy cow" as they came out. I scored perfect in "countin and such" and "readin real careful like" and missed one in "well there's yer problem". Evidently I did the best she had ever seen and I was officially the smartest unemployed retard in Cedar Rapids. A few weeks later I got this nice certificate in the mail from some national federation of unemployed retards that said I was certified "platinum" in workin skills cause of how well I did on the tests. It suggested i bring up the certificates in interviews and put them on mah resume cause they were an accredited and recognized organization but I never did. I fink I still got them somewheres, I should frame em and hang em up in mah wall next to Dr a Duffs various degrees. Two things A. I know where you can get a picture frame B. Sounds like a roomful of delegates at a Democratic convention Negatory. These were good old fashioned nascar lovin, god fearin, queer hatin, The author of this is a worthless piece of shit lynchin trailer trash republicunts.
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Jul 16, 2014 14:59:59 GMT -6
I am truley depressed that nobody LOLed at my ideocracy reference.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jul 16, 2014 15:10:33 GMT -6
I am truley depressed that nobody LOLed at my ideocracy reference. I'm still bummed that nobody lol'd at my burn on German Soccer star Goatse's girlfriend's wrinkled hands, saying that getting a squeezer from her would look like a Shar Pei choking on a mushroom. However, I didn't bitch about it like you do.
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Post by Stan's Field on Jul 16, 2014 15:26:15 GMT -6
STFU, both of you....
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Jul 16, 2014 15:27:04 GMT -6
You should be used to nobody laughing at your lame schtick Billy.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jul 16, 2014 16:01:20 GMT -6
You should be used to nobody laughing at your lame schtick Billy. It should maek the occasional gem, which that mushroom zinger surely was, even moar LOLerz!
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Jul 16, 2014 16:20:17 GMT -6
Meh?
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jul 16, 2014 17:31:22 GMT -6
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