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Post by Ginger on Jul 18, 2014 9:53:04 GMT -6
So the one time I left my car unlocked, someone gets in it.
My fob hasn't been working right so I've been using my key to lock it. Yesterday afternoon when I got home I left it unlocked in my driveway thinking I'd be going somewhere later. I never did. When I was going to bed after midnight and checking all the house locks, I was thinking I should go out and lock my car, but then thought, nah...what's one night? What are the chances?
What are the chances indeed....I go out to my car and I see that the glove compartment is open and a few things have been placed on the passenger seat. I thought..hmmmm. Wonder if my daughter was looking for something. I texted both her and my husband and went to work. I took a photo of it too.
Big D calls me and asks if the valet key is still there and I said I didn't know as I didn't check. He's worried about my CD's. I say nobody wants my disco CD's. I go out just now and yep, the valet key is gone. My change is gone, except for the penny they left. My precious cd's are fine. Still can listen to my Duran Duran greatest hits CD.
The garage door opener and my unchecked powerball tickets (which I refer to as hope) are still there. Even if they would have tried getting in the garage, there is no easy path from the front of the garage to the house entry, that wouldn't involve some precarious climbing.
So now I guess I have to decide what I am going to do? Do I get my 9 year old car rekeyed? Do I wait in the boat in the driveway, for the bastard to come back and take my car and shoot him as he gets in? Do I have the police come and take fingerprints?
Does this mother fucker really come back every night checking the locks on the car? I mean what are the chances that the one night I leave it unlocked that someone fucks with it? Or is it the cops doing this? They did that once with my husbands truck. He had left it unlocked and during the night they opened his glove compartment and laid a note in the seat saying that he needed to make sure the vehicle was locked because of recent vandalism in the neighborhood. Left his badge number. Or maybe it's just a clever thief.
I am having some déjà vu about this. Have I had this happen and wriote about it here before?
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Jul 18, 2014 10:04:03 GMT -6
Punk ass kids do this all the time. They see a car in a driveway or on the street and they test it to see if it's locked. If not, it's an easy break in and take whatever the fuck they want. Next time, lock your goddamn car. Get a security camera system and record that shit so when they come back looking for more goodies, they will get caught red handed. The police won't even bother with checking for prints and will just take a report and tell you to lock your damn doors next time.
Sorry about that, but it sucks. Guess you need to park your car in the garage now since they have easy access to your car now, that is if they didn't ditch the key somewhere.
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Post by thunderhawk on Jul 18, 2014 10:27:12 GMT -6
Punks pull this shit all the time. My neighbor left his truck unlocked on the street, they took it for a joyride down south and then it turned up back in DM. I've heard from friends in the forces that these douchebags just cruise along checking car doors and if they find an open one go to town. Doesn't really matter how nice your neighborhood is. If you lock your car, you've pretty much won the battle, and if you garage it, you're about 99.99% protected.
I always garage my truck now. Fuck those fuckers. I don't need some meth head wandering up into my driveway. I'd have to kill him, and that would inconvenience me.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jul 18, 2014 10:42:58 GMT -6
There is this little shit who lives in my neighborhood who I know is going to grow up to be a fucking criminal. I can tell by looking at his dull, unintelligent eyes. If I don't move in the next two or three years, I am sure that little shit will try to break into my garage when he's old enough to develop criminal tendencies.
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Post by Ginger on Jul 18, 2014 10:51:38 GMT -6
That's what pisses me off. You know it's just some loser punk with insomnia that did this. They probably have no intention of taking the vehicle. My key is probably in the street or hanging in their wall as proof they did something.
And then the other thing that pisses me off is that I did not listen to that inner voice that strongly suggested that I go out and lock my car. You know what I mean? It's like a part of me was tuned into something and I didn't listen. That's happened to me before...where you get a feeling about something ad you ignore it and then you get screwed. Anybody have that happen?
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Jul 18, 2014 11:42:54 GMT -6
They have been taking car registration out of cars here in CR. the thought is there is a lot of your personal info on your registration so it could be a help in an identity theft crime. Did they take your registration?
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Post by Ginger on Jul 18, 2014 11:48:19 GMT -6
jinger, do u haz exterior lights that you can leave on? Sometimes all it takes to discourage shitbirds like this is to have carriage lights on your garage and a light over the front door. You can even put them on those motion sensor switches, so they snap on when some creeper is on your property. They'll also snap on when Ollie takes his evening poop in the front yard, which is a bonus. We don't have motion detectors but I've asked mr grant to get them before. I leave my back yard, upper and lower yard lights on (it's REALLY dark back there) but in the front I will turn them on but my husband will turn them off because he doesn't want bugs by the front door when you go in and out. We got an estimate for the rekey job. Toyota wants $800. Locksmith $357. Assholes.
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Post by Ginger on Jul 18, 2014 11:49:30 GMT -6
They have been taking car registration out of cars here in CR. the thought is there is a lot of your personal info on your registration so it could be a help in an identity theft crime. Did they take your registration? I had thought of that a short time ago but haven't gone back to my car to look. Maybe I will do that now. Looks like I'm not going to get much work down today...
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Jul 18, 2014 11:50:48 GMT -6
It is Frday. How much were you really going to do today?
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jul 18, 2014 11:59:12 GMT -6
Whar Fucking Boss to talk Kacky through this shit?
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Post by Ginger on Jul 18, 2014 12:19:13 GMT -6
It is Frday. How much were you really going to do today? I checked and it's there. It is in an envelope that says "van registration". It is in another smaller compartment above the one messed with but it was buried under several packages of unused church tithing envelopes so I guess they gave up. Fridays are usually my most productive day. People take it off and I get less email and calls and I can get shit done. I'm thinking of spending the night in my van and taking their souls when they show up. This entire thing pisses me off. I'm almost as mad as when some assholes stole my kids pumpkins years ago in Des Moines. Damn thieves.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jul 18, 2014 12:23:59 GMT -6
I'll be up in Mad Town on Wednesday for lunch. Too bad nothing's going on in teh Majestic that night.
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Post by Ginger on Jul 18, 2014 12:26:14 GMT -6
I'll be up in Mad Town on Wednesday for lunch. Too bad nothing's going on in teh Majestic that night. Why does that dude check in but never say anything? Which one of you are him?
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Post by Ginger on Jul 18, 2014 12:27:43 GMT -6
Too bad they didn't just steal that janky van. I reckon it's insured for moar than it's worth, given how busted you make it sound. I still think there is something still wrong with the front end.
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Post by Ginger on Jul 18, 2014 12:28:45 GMT -6
Why does that dude check in but never say anything? Which one of you are him? no, he's real Laker and I drank with him at the Airliner two year ago. He's flesh & blood. I know he's real...he just doesn't post here or at the nation...not as theboss anyway.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jul 18, 2014 12:34:34 GMT -6
Too bad they didn't just steal that janky van. I reckon it's insured for moar than it's worth, given how busted you make it sound. I still think there is something still wrong with the front end. My no care about the front end.
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Post by Earl Slick on Jul 18, 2014 13:37:45 GMT -6
I rarely leave the prolemobile parked on the street at night but when I do I make sure there is nothing to entice a thieving mofo to break into it, not so much as one penny. Tweakers, hood rats, and juvenile delinquents are everywhere and they are either bored or desperate. As my grandpappy used to say, God helps those who help themselves.
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Post by Ginger on Jul 18, 2014 13:46:26 GMT -6
I rarely leave the prolemobile parked on the street at night but when I do I make sure there is nothing to entice a thieving mofo to break into it, not so much as one penny. Tweakers, hood rats, and juvenile delinquents are everywhere and they are either bored or desperate. As my grandpappy used to say, God helps those who help themselves. I rarely leave shit unlocked either. I lock the front door as soon as I walk in the house...always have. That's why this pisses me off. The loser is probably walking his dog at 2 AM checking my door locks. It's probably why there was a Big pile of dog shit a few feet from car last week and that's NOT where we take our dog to shit.
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Post by Earl Slick on Jul 18, 2014 13:58:23 GMT -6
I rarely leave the prolemobile parked on the street at night but when I do I make sure there is nothing to entice a thieving mofo to break into it, not so much as one penny. Tweakers, hood rats, and juvenile delinquents are everywhere and they are either bored or desperate. As my grandpappy used to say, God helps those who help themselves. I rarely leave shit unlocked either. I lock the front door as soon as I walk in the house...always have. That's why this pisses me off. The loser is probably walking his dog at 2 AM checking my door locks. It's probably why there was a Big pile of dog shit a few feet from car last week and that's NOT where we take our dog to shit. The biggest pile of shit pilfered your van.
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Post by Ginger on Jul 18, 2014 16:10:07 GMT -6
Ollie isn't a very good guard dog. Either that or he heard and saw the burglar, but didn't bark to wake you because you're so mean to him and he thought it was funny that your van was being pilfered by a crackhead. Yeah that's right...he didn't bark or anything! Good for nothin' dog....
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Post by Stan's Field on Jul 18, 2014 16:15:31 GMT -6
Wanna know something funny? I thawt livinginthenc was tweeter up until 5 seconds ago.............5,..
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Post by Ginger on Jul 18, 2014 16:19:50 GMT -6
Wanna know something funny? I thawt livinginthenc was tweeter up until 5 seconds ago.............5,.. Is this really that funny...Is this really that funny...! Observation fail.
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Post by Stan's Field on Jul 18, 2014 16:23:16 GMT -6
I just figured tweets was fucking secreting yet another painfully obvious alt....again. He tends to mock chuxorz quite a bit. I mean, I bust his balls and annoy him, who the fuck don't, but tweets is fucking engaged.
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Post by Gumbyhawk on Jul 21, 2014 16:25:33 GMT -6
There is this little shit who lives in my neighborhood who I know is going to grow up to be a fucking criminal. I can tell by looking at his dull, unintelligent eyes. If I don't move in the next two or three years, I am sure that little shit will try to break into my garage when he's old enough to develop criminal tendencies. I feel the pain, bruh. Gotz similar shits in mah hood too.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Jul 22, 2014 7:06:04 GMT -6
Did you find the dickhead yet Red? We'd love to see the youtube of the epic beatdown he gets from you.
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