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Post by Ginger on Jul 24, 2014 14:17:20 GMT -6
Not really much of an attic. I live in a walk out ranch, or as they call them up here, a rambler. It has "cathedral" ceiling over the living, kitchen and dining area, although the peak is only 12'. The two upstairs bedrooms and bathroom have normal ceilings but they are stuffed with insulation because....Minnesota. Same above the garage. |
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Jul 24, 2014 14:20:35 GMT -6
Well..maybe you need a shed, for your shit. Or build a sub basement... It would be like a super lair loaded with your shit you don't care enough about to unbox and use.
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Post by #70 on Jul 24, 2014 14:26:17 GMT -6
I thought his memory was good? He seems to forget what he wants. Interdasting. |
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Post by Ginger on Jul 24, 2014 14:30:39 GMT -6
Well..maybe you need a shed, for your shit. Or build a sub basement... It would be like a super lair loaded with your shit you don't care enough about to unbox and use. Or I could get rid of shit. We have a shed. It's full. |
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Jul 24, 2014 14:46:01 GMT -6
Well shit... Get another shed... or well, sell all that shit.  |
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Post by NotMyKid on Jul 24, 2014 14:46:33 GMT -6
Nope. My basement is finished. That's where two bed rooms, a bathroom and family room is....no room. conforming or non conforming? |
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Post by Ginger on Jul 24, 2014 15:02:07 GMT -6
Nope. My basement is finished. That's where two bed rooms, a bathroom and family room is....no room. conforming or non conforming? What does that mean? |
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Post by #70 on Jul 24, 2014 15:03:02 GMT -6
Longmont Humane Society FTW |
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Post by Stan's Field on Jul 24, 2014 15:43:37 GMT -6
IcedClyde
FTW
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Post by NotMyKid on Jul 24, 2014 15:49:54 GMT -6
conforming or non conforming? What does that mean? Do you have a walkout basement? If not if there was a fire could you get out the windows in the basement? |
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Post by Ginger on Jul 24, 2014 17:01:43 GMT -6
Do you have a walkout basement? If not if there was a fire could you get out the windows in the basement? Yes. It walks out to a lovely brick patio and the windows to the bedrooms are normal windows. Not the laundry room however. Regular ol' basement window. In the back of the house it's like a two story. |
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Aug 15, 2014 9:35:00 GMT -6
I have been robbed too. A bike was stolen out of my back yard. My back yard surrounded by a 6 foot wooden fence you can't see through. Granted, security wasn't super tight (the fence gate had a padlock that wasn't locked, but even with the lock open, you can't get in from the outside without jumping the fence). The only possible way these people could have stolen this bike would be to scale the fence, open the gate from the inside wheel the bike out, then come back in, put the lock back on the gate, and then jump back over. I can't picture someone lifting the bike over the fence without making a ton of noise.
I don't care about the bike. It was given to me for free, I'd never ridden it, and it was in the yard because I don't have garage space for it at present. However, it has put le whiff on crazy DEFCON 1.
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Post by thunderhawk on Aug 15, 2014 9:54:15 GMT -6
I have been robbed too. A bike was stolen out of my back yard. My back yard surrounded by a 6 foot wooden fence you can't see through. Granted, security wasn't super tight (the fence gate had a padlock that wasn't locked, but even with the lock open, you can't get in from the outside without jumping the fence). The only possible way these people could have stolen this bike would be to scale the fence, open the gate from the inside wheel the bike out, then come back in, put the lock back on the gate, and then jump back over. I can't picture someone lifting the bike over the fence without making a ton of noise. I don't care about the bike. It was given to me for free, I'd never ridden it, and it was in the yard because I don't have garage space for it at present. However, it has put le whiff on crazy DEFCON 1. I can ID a criminal on the spot, a mile away, without witnessing any criminal activity. It's a fuckin' gift, a sixth sense. I bet I could walk through your neighborhood and ID the motherfucker who took it the second I saw him. It's like Spidey Sense. I shoulda been a detective or FBI agent or some such shit, but fuck rules. |
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Post by Ginger on Aug 15, 2014 10:00:34 GMT -6
I have been robbed too. A bike was stolen out of my back yard. My back yard surrounded by a 6 foot wooden fence you can't see through. Granted, security wasn't super tight (the fence gate had a padlock that wasn't locked, but even with the lock open, you can't get in from the outside without jumping the fence). The only possible way these people could have stolen this bike would be to scale the fence, open the gate from the inside wheel the bike out, then come back in, put the lock back on the gate, and then jump back over. I can't picture someone lifting the bike over the fence without making a ton of noise. I don't care about the bike. It was given to me for free, I'd never ridden it, and it was in the yard because I don't have garage space for it at present. However, it has put le whiff on crazy DEFCON 1. Thievery just pisses me off. Leave your hands off my stuff. |
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Post by thunderhawk on Aug 15, 2014 10:28:17 GMT -6
I can ID a criminal on the spot, a mile away, without witnessing any criminal activity. It's a fuckin' gift, a sixth sense. I bet I could walk through your neighborhood and ID the motherfucker who took it the second I saw him. It's like Spidey Sense. I shoulda been a detective or FBI agent or some such shit, but fuck rules. Ferguson could use someone like you right now. Do me a huge favor and roll down their tonight and start in. I'd like to lash you to Cliven Bundy and Sean Hannity and stuff the conglomeration into a fucking wood chipper, you dirty old racist white trash fuck. Feet first, so you'd suffer more. |
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Post by thunderhawk on Aug 15, 2014 10:39:36 GMT -6
PUT YER FUCKIN CARS IN TEH GARAGE PEOPLE
Bikes too.
Out of sight, out of criminal mind.
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Post by thunderhawk on Aug 15, 2014 11:10:54 GMT -6
Proles keep all the shit they buy with revolving debt in the (usually one car) garage, Thunder. Cars go in the driveway or on the street. Or in Billy's case, the alley. I'd prolly be more inclined to put mah shit in teh garage if it had sideways doors. Moat. Drawbridge. Gators. Problem solved. |
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Aug 15, 2014 11:46:54 GMT -6
PUT YER FUCKIN CARS IN TEH GARAGE PEOPLE Bikes too. Out of sight, out of criminal mind. Proles keep all the shit they buy with revolving debt in the (usually one car) garage, Thunder. Cars go in the driveway or on the street. Or in Billy's case, the alley. Car was in the garage, as was two otter bikes. We recently got new furniture, so the old furniture is also in the garage awaiting bulk waste pickup day (next Tuesday). The bikes stayed on the patio in the fenced in backyard until garage space opened up when teh furniture got picked up. Seriously, the only way someone could have seen there was a bike back there was to climb the fence and look over. |
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Post by thunderhawk on Aug 15, 2014 12:32:01 GMT -6
Proles keep all the shit they buy with revolving debt in the (usually one car) garage, Thunder. Cars go in the driveway or on the street. Or in Billy's case, the alley. Car was in the garage, as was two otter bikes. We recently got new furniture, so the old furniture is also in the garage awaiting bulk waste pickup day (next Tuesday). The bikes stayed on the patio in the fenced in backyard until garage space opened up when teh furniture got picked up. Seriously, the only way someone could have seen there was a bike back there was to climb the fence and look over. The solution to your riddle lies with an acquaintance of a neighbor. |
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Post by Stan's Field on Aug 15, 2014 12:45:53 GMT -6
Hide stuff so criminals don't get tempted to have a fair representation to get away with crime
Innocent unless scheister lawyer.
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Post by The Resistance on Aug 15, 2014 13:03:03 GMT -6
Car was in the garage, as was two otter bikes. We recently got new furniture, so the old furniture is also in the garage awaiting bulk waste pickup day (next Tuesday). The bikes stayed on the patio in the fenced in backyard until garage space opened up when teh furniture got picked up. Seriously, the only way someone could have seen there was a bike back there was to climb the fence and look over. The solution to your riddle lies with an acquaintance of a neighbor. Thunder is right and when you get home tonight start the shake down on them until they come clean. #waterboard |
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Post by Stan's Field on Aug 15, 2014 13:05:11 GMT -6
Thunder is violent, but he's a very progressive violent.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Aug 15, 2014 13:07:43 GMT -6
Car was in the garage, as was two otter bikes. We recently got new furniture, so the old furniture is also in the garage awaiting bulk waste pickup day (next Tuesday). The bikes stayed on the patio in the fenced in backyard until garage space opened up when teh furniture got picked up. Seriously, the only way someone could have seen there was a bike back there was to climb the fence and look over. The solution to your riddle lies with an acquaintance of a neighbor. That's not gonna happen. They're still sore I sued them for keeping chickens. |
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Post by The Resistance on Aug 15, 2014 13:11:45 GMT -6
Hang um from the yardarm.
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Aug 15, 2014 14:31:39 GMT -6
I'd prolly be more inclined to put mah shit in teh garage if it had sideways doors. Moat. Drawbridge. Gators. Problem solved. I find when my moat freezes over, it kills my gators. I tried keeping a thin film of burning oil floating on top, but that was even harder on the gators. It was much easier to keep the gators alive in my moat in ar-kansas. They would get a little sluggish in a cold snap, but they hardly ever died. |
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