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Post by #70 on Jul 19, 2014 19:30:33 GMT -6
While are you all so fat and ugly?
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jul 19, 2014 19:49:23 GMT -6
While you no unretarded?
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Jul 20, 2014 7:17:09 GMT -6
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Post by Stan's Field on Jul 20, 2014 7:17:09 GMT -6
Yeah
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Jul 20, 2014 7:23:27 GMT -6
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Post by #70 on Jul 20, 2014 7:23:27 GMT -6
Chux is phat.
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Post by Incogayno. on Jul 20, 2014 9:21:24 GMT -6
Pretty hot and tempting eh?
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Post by #70 on Jul 20, 2014 10:45:38 GMT -6
Because Iowa. Because norf carwhinea
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Jul 20, 2014 17:41:03 GMT -6
While are you all so fat and ugly? True story: Went to my local 7-11 in central New Jersey around 7:30 this morning to get my Sunday NY Times. Got paper and waited patiently behind a rather large beast also buying NY Times and a couple other things. As I said, she large. has uncombed frizzy hair, glasses, shorts, big ass and Dorian column legs wif bulging vericose veins and extend down into short black socks and what appear to be tan hiking boots. I strongly doubt she hikes other than up and down the candy aisle at Walmart or from the couch to her refrigerator and back watching Ellen, Dr. Phil, Teh Price is Right and all the rest of teh daily game and talk crap shows. She finishes paying, gets her change but then doesn't move as she fiddles with her pocketbook from in front of the cash register. Finally, my buddy Ahmed who werks behind the counter slides over the next cash register to help me, one of his regular Sunday morning customers. I plunk down my $5, head out the door, get in my Miata and get ready to leave. As I'm starting the car, out comes teh Hiker ... wearing a fucking IOWA shirt. I WAS LIEK ZOMFG!!! Not even MOO-U. I-FREAKING-OWA. Girl, WTF happened to you? Haz you no pride? Girl, ya gotta represent better than that. Haz a salad once in a while. She gets in a Honda Civic hybrid with her loser son, about the same weight and height, I'm guessing. I leaves before I get squished. While so fat and ugly? Because, Iowa? Doric columns perhaps?
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Post by Earl Slick on Jul 20, 2014 17:48:54 GMT -6
Or Dorian mode?
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Jul 20, 2014 19:16:26 GMT -6
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Post by Stan's Field on Jul 20, 2014 19:16:26 GMT -6
GHEY
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Post by Earl Slick on Jul 20, 2014 19:28:40 GMT -6
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Post by Stan's Field on Jul 21, 2014 5:22:41 GMT -6
Still ghey
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Post by Earl Slick on Jul 21, 2014 8:26:01 GMT -6
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Jul 21, 2014 8:49:12 GMT -6
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Jul 21, 2014 8:49:12 GMT -6
Dork columns?
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Post by #70 on Jul 21, 2014 9:00:41 GMT -6
The Ankeny Skankette.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jul 21, 2014 9:08:00 GMT -6
New London softball is epic. I also believe there was a story on there about Manson, Iowa. I've fucking been to Manson, guys!
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Post by thunderhawk on Jul 21, 2014 9:09:34 GMT -6
New London softball is epic. I also believe there was a story on there about Manson, Iowa. I've fucking been to Manson, guys! Greater Crater Days. Enough. Fucking. Said.
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Post by The Resistance on Jul 21, 2014 9:17:12 GMT -6
New London softball is epic. I also believe there was a story on there about Manson, Iowa. I've fucking been to Manson, guys! Greater Crater Days. Enough. Fucking. Said. Even Scooter would have a shot in Manson. Those gals love to have their craters filled. Whatever that asteroid contained years ago that hit that place must have affected the water supply, because they are always looking for a hose.
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Jul 21, 2014 9:44:23 GMT -6
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Jul 21, 2014 9:44:23 GMT -6
Torque's column? Which paper he write for again? Teh Ragisturd? CRAPids gayzette? IC dePressed Citizen? In his dreams.
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Jul 21, 2014 9:45:12 GMT -6
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Jul 21, 2014 9:45:12 GMT -6
New London softball is epic. I also believe there was a story on there about Manson, Iowa. I've fucking been to Manson, guys! For Geater Crater Days i would hope. Doh! Once again beaten to the punch by Thor. That guy is always quick to throw. #poorimpulsecontrol
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jul 21, 2014 10:12:55 GMT -6
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jul 21, 2014 10:14:55 GMT -6
Here is a pic of the grandstand at the truck pull.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jul 21, 2014 10:17:11 GMT -6
They also had an arm wrasslin' competition once:
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Jul 21, 2014 10:52:32 GMT -6
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Post by Stan's Field on Jul 21, 2014 10:52:32 GMT -6
Didn't you once bang the #60 ho of ankeny? I hear an exclusive coming.......coming round the bend.
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Post by #70 on Jul 21, 2014 11:01:31 GMT -6
Didn't you once bang the #60 ho of ankeny? I hear an exclusive coming.......coming round the bend. Married her!
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Jul 21, 2014 11:02:42 GMT -6
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Post by Stan's Field on Jul 21, 2014 11:02:42 GMT -6
Didn't you once bang the #60 ho of ankeny? I hear an exclusive coming.......coming round the bend. Married her! Woohoo!
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