No Jury Will Ever Convict Her

[GhostMod 5000]

gawker.com/woman-stabs-roommate-for-refusing-to-stop-listening-to-1335462841

Police in South Carolina arrested a North Charleston woman Monday night after she allegedly stabbed her roommate multiple times for refusing to stop playing music by the classic rock band The Eagles.

According to the official report, Vernett Bader, 54, became irritated with her 64-year-old roommate (and one-time boyfriend) after he rejected her pleas to turn off the Eagles and told her to "shut up."

Bader then entered the kitchen and grabbed a serrated knife, which she subsequently used to stab her roommate several times in the arm, hand, and elbow.

[egadsto]

[Earl Slick]

She was obviously feeling like a desperado. She couldn't take it easy so instead she took it to the limit and now she no doubt has a peaceful easy feeling but her dirty laundry is now in the public eye.

[GhostMod 5000]

Maybe there's a promotion in this for the Eagle Grill. Everytime you hear Witchy Woman, you get to stab the landlord.

[thunderhawk]

And she said "We are all just prisoners here, of our own device"
And in the master's chambers,
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives,
But they just can't kill the beast