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Post by Aborted Cyclone Fetus on Aug 15, 2014 12:59:39 GMT -6
So I've got a problem with my bowling team this season. Last year one of our regulars had to take a hiatus due to a new job so we were paired up with some guy that put his name in with the league to find a team. He's a decent bowler but there is a problem, he's retarded special needs, like Corky special needs. And he was annoying as fuck. If he didn't strike he would personally apologize to everybody on the team, each time... Seriously I wanted to strangle the fucker. So this year, our normal guy is back. So as far as I am concerned Corky is shit out of luck. But now, his mom is calling me (this guy is like in his 30's but he'll always be one of those types that'll never live alone). She's all up in my biz accusing me of kicking him off of the team because he's special. I tried to tell her it was nothing personal (well, it kind of was but whoever the replacement was last year was going to have to go to make way for our regular anyway) but she's not having any of it. She said she was going to show up at our league meeting with the guy and personally shame us for treating him like that in front of everybody else. Finally I just told her that shit happens, people get booted off of teams all time so fucking deal with. Fucking
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Aug 15, 2014 13:31:18 GMT -6
Give him a box of cookies and maybe even a cake. Hell give him a bag of potatoes and see if he can count to potatoe. Why the fuck would you want to go out and embarrass yourself and special needs kid just because you don't like him getting dumped. Hell, even if he was a 240 average bowler, you probably wouldn't have kept him just because of how annoying he was.
Too many people treat their kids as if they are the bestest special snowflake in the world instead of teaching them right behavior and wrong behavior. I suggest electro shock for the mom.
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Post by Ginger on Aug 15, 2014 13:35:34 GMT -6
Get your friend that is coming back, to be at the meeting drooling and shit and wearing a cyclone shirt, just to show her you are accepting of special needs people.
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Post by Other on Aug 15, 2014 13:43:52 GMT -6
Ginger is fucking killing it today.
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Post by Other on Aug 15, 2014 13:44:48 GMT -6
So I've got a problem with my bowling team this season. Last year one of our regulars had to take a hiatus due to a new job so we were paired up with some guy that put his name in with the league to find a team. He's a decent bowler but there is a problem, he's retarded special needs, like Corky special needs. And he was annoying as fuck. If he didn't strike he would personally apologize to everybody on the team, each time... Seriously I wanted to strangle the fucker. So this year, our normal guy is back. So as far as I am concerned Corky is shit out of luck. But now, his mom is calling me (this guy is like in his 30's but he'll always be one of those types that'll never live alone). She's all up in my biz accusing me of kicking him off of the team because he's special. I tried to tell her it was nothing personal (well, it kind of was but whoever the replacement was last year was going to have to go to make way for our regular anyway) but she's not having any of it. She said she was going to show up at our league meeting with the guy and personally shame us for treating him like that in front of everybody else. Finally I just told her that shit happens, people get booted off of teams all time so fucking deal with. Fucking Carlos Mencia? Really?
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Post by The Resistance on Aug 15, 2014 13:49:19 GMT -6
If he doesn't participate in the beer frame that is immediate grounds for dismissal. If he does you will have some quality entertainment for a week and his mom will quickly pull him off the team.
Hell look what Chuck did to a few tards in Kinnick a few years ago.
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Post by The Resistance on Aug 15, 2014 14:11:12 GMT -6
I sure as heck hope the rest of you shrubs wear your helmets as well.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Aug 15, 2014 14:21:38 GMT -6
Today I was having lunch with a friend of mine who is moving to collej next week. She told me her dad has $5,000 in a collej fund for her still, but won't give it to her yet. I asked her if he's saving it for his other kids (who are elementary school aged, and I haven't met them), and if so, which was the stupider kid she was worried about. She was silent for a second, and then said neither of them was really stupid.
Anyways, about two minutes later, she said that her brother was having trouble is school because of his autism.
I can only imagine I had the feel that OK4P did after he told Corky to chill the fuck out.
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Post by Earl Slick on Aug 15, 2014 14:22:18 GMT -6
Get your friend that is coming back, to be at the meeting drooling and shit and wearing a cyclone shirt, just to show her you are accepting of special needs people. I used to have a friend that would sometimes pretend to be a special needs person. He was very convincing. One time he put on the act and I pretended to be pissed off at him and told him to shut up because he was embarrassing me so he pretended to get all agitated and apologetic and people were ready to kill me. A cheap form of entertainment was born.
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Aug 15, 2014 14:42:45 GMT -6
Billy, what have we told you about putting yourself in compromising situation with underage girls?
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Aug 15, 2014 19:16:25 GMT -6
Billy, what have we told you about putting yourself in compromising situation with underage girls? I said she was a collej student dumbass. Grass in on that field. As a matter of fact, one time I was sitting with this same girl in church, and muh whiff, who sits in front and sings, was approached by an otter woman who said that she should be worried about same girl trying to steal me from her. Moral of the story? Basically, the entire world knows I could pick up collej-aged strange if I wanted to.
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Post by Stan's Field on Aug 15, 2014 21:28:29 GMT -6
Billy, what have we told you about putting yourself in compromising situation with underage girls? I said she was a collej student dumbass. Grass in on that field. As a matter of fact, one time I was sitting with this same girl in church, and muh whiff, who sits in front and sings, was approached by an otter woman who said that she should be worried about same girl trying to steal me from her. Moral of the story? Basically, the entire world knows I could pick up collej-aged strange if I wanted to. Those hands......... Gawd those hands...
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Post by Earl Slick on Aug 15, 2014 22:59:53 GMT -6
I used to have a friend that would sometimes pretend to be a special needs person. He was very convincing. One time he put on the act and I pretended to be pissed off at him and told him to shut up because he was embarrassing me so he pretended to get all agitated and apologetic and people were ready to kill me. A cheap form of entertainment was born. I didn't know you were friends with Jamie Pullhard. I said pretend.
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