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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Aug 17, 2014 9:50:43 GMT -6
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Post by Ginger on Aug 17, 2014 10:01:28 GMT -6
Oh geesh!
Wasn't he the guy that dislocated his elbow during a game? Or was that Bullock and that's when Garman came in?
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Aug 17, 2014 11:28:21 GMT -6
It was against UNI. Bullock concussed himself after running wild, Garmon came in and decided to see what happens when you bend your elbow the wrong way, and then we discovered the hebrew hammer who ran for a buck twenty and free tds.
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Post by #70 on Aug 17, 2014 11:32:21 GMT -6
Coker was an awful running back.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Aug 17, 2014 11:40:09 GMT -6
Random...
Carlton Reed wuz a bad basketball player.
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Aug 17, 2014 11:52:49 GMT -6
Hmmm...I like where this is going.
My uncle was bad at being a salesman.
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Post by Stan's Field on Aug 17, 2014 12:17:22 GMT -6
Salesman R typically Jackasses.......
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Post by Aborted Cyclone Fetus on Aug 17, 2014 12:46:18 GMT -6
I'm on my phone can somebody insert the "we landed on the moon" picture? Kthxbye
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Post by #70 on Aug 17, 2014 13:02:24 GMT -6
Exactly.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Aug 17, 2014 13:18:53 GMT -6
I had a guy break his leg in a softball game I wiz umping this week. It wiz Tim Krumrie-esk.
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Post by #70 on Aug 17, 2014 13:20:57 GMT -6
I had a guy fall out if his cart and broke his ankle in the middle of our 3 man scramble a few weeks back. Turned into a 2 man scramble.
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Post by #70 on Aug 17, 2014 13:42:54 GMT -6
I had a guy fall out if his cart and broke his ankle in the middle of our 3 man scramble a few weeks back. Turned into a 2 man scramble. Jeebus. How much beer was consumed? He was sober. |
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Post by livingintheusa on Aug 17, 2014 14:01:29 GMT -6
Take me home Colorado
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Post by #70 on Aug 17, 2014 14:06:07 GMT -6
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Post by The Resistance on Aug 17, 2014 15:12:53 GMT -6
Jeebus. How much beer was consumed? He was sober. Apparently the driver wasn't. |
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Post by livingintheusa on Aug 17, 2014 15:14:20 GMT -6
OK , But I have the tape from the Classy Know it all and I will never let it go. SRS I am.
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Post by #70 on Aug 17, 2014 15:58:00 GMT -6
Apparently the driver wasn't. He was the driver. |
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Post by livingintheusa on Aug 17, 2014 16:16:22 GMT -6
Drive By - what happened to Iowa's best freceiver room mate?
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Post by livingintheusa on Aug 17, 2014 16:49:28 GMT -6
Yeh. The white guy who kept his mouth shut.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Aug 17, 2014 17:41:46 GMT -6
I had a guy fall out if his cart and broke his ankle in the middle of our 3 man scramble a few weeks back. Turned into a 2 man scramble. This one time I was folgering wif my coledge roomates dad. He jumped out of a slowly moving cart at 7 am on wet grass. His feet slipped out in frontlines of him and he hit the back of his melon on the ground and knocked his ass out cold. I was ahead of him wif another buddy and I heard Mike scream "Dad!" and when I turned around I sawr him lying flat on his back in the middle of the fairway. I thought for sue he had a gripper but when we got back there he was lying flat on his back wif drool running out the corner of his mouth and snoring. |
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Post by Stan's Field on Aug 17, 2014 17:57:08 GMT -6
I had a guy fall out if his cart and broke his ankle in the middle of our 3 man scramble a few weeks back. Turned into a 2 man scramble. This one time I was folgering wif my coledge roomates dad. He jumped out of a slowly moving cart at 7 am on wet grass. His feet slipped out in frontlines of him and he hit the back of his melon on the ground and knocked his ass out cold. I was ahead of him wif another buddy and I heard Mike scream "Dad!" and when I turned around I sawr him lying flat on his back in the middle of the fairway. I thought for sue he had a gripper but when we got back there he was lying flat on his back wif drool running out the corner of his mouth and snoring. Link? |
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Post by The Resistance on Aug 17, 2014 20:13:05 GMT -6
Apparently the driver wasn't. He was the driver. JFC are you golfing with Duff's bowling partner. |
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Post by #70 on Aug 17, 2014 20:17:44 GMT -6
JFC are you golfing with Duff's bowling partner. Ha. The funny thing is the guy is a zero. He was driving up on 8, a par 3. I hit one to 10 ft so we was trying to be cute and muscle up on a 60 degree. Well that failed and he shanked it by the path. He tried to do the drive by pick up and fell out. I heard a scream and that was that. So my buddy drove him to the car, I went over and picked up all of our shit, drained the putt, and then went to 9. |
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Post by #70 on Aug 18, 2014 7:13:12 GMT -6
Ha. The funny thing is the guy is a zero. He was driving up on 8, a par 3. I hit one to 10 ft so we was trying to be cute and muscle up on a 60 degree. Well that failed and he shanked it by the path. He tried to do the drive by pick up and fell out. I heard a scream and that was that. So my buddy drove him to the car, I went over and picked up all of our shit, drained the putt, and then went to 9. Cool story , brah Red |
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Feb 13, 2015 21:46:39 GMT -6
Gawd that was an awesome day. Guy is a regular at the bar now.
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