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Post by NotMyKid on Aug 28, 2014 9:16:18 GMT -6
Too early well fuck off-
Hawks 31-21
Weisman 30 carries for 80 yards Bullock 10 carries for 12 yards Canzeri 4 carries for 100 yards and 3 TD's Daniels 3 carries for 30 yards and 1 TD
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Aug 28, 2014 9:23:41 GMT -6
I think this is the year that Careful Curt drops his conservative playbook and goes balls to the wall in this early season tune up game.
Iowa wins 56-13. JR throws for 465 yards and 4 TD's including a spectacular 80+ yard TD to Powell.
Weisman gets 250 yards, 2 TD's and is injured in the 3rd quarter.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Aug 28, 2014 9:34:28 GMT -6
Not sure bince I haven't seen the team yet, but I'll guess either a 46 point thrashing or a one possession game that scurrs the shit out of everyone.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Aug 28, 2014 10:00:39 GMT -6
41-20, and it's not a close as the score appears.
Beathard comes in during the 4th quarter and throws 2 ints. Cazeri fumbles in the 1st quarter and doesn't play again. We see a picture of Dillon Kidd's slam piece SMILF first time Hox punt. Some tight end I've never heard of has like 150 yards receiving. Some WR everyone on srs nayshun is creaming over has multiple drops. Carl Davis records no tackles, and everyone assumes there's something wrong with him.
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Post by Ginger on Aug 28, 2014 10:10:28 GMT -6
Not sure bince I haven't seen the team yet, but I'll guess either a 46 point thrashing or a one possession game that scurrs the shit out of everyone. "a one possession game that scurrs the shit out of everyone." This is the fucking Hawkeye way. I was just talking to someone about that UNI game with the two blocked punts. Got damn that game was stressful and the whole damn stadium left in stunned silence even though we won. Just once in my life I'd like to be bored for a season of games while we kicked ass every fucking game. It's what I live for...among other stuff.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Aug 28, 2014 10:14:36 GMT -6
33-17.
The offense puts up 13 points in the first half but gives away 7 on a pick six on a tunnel screen that bounces off Shrfs helmet. Canzeri goes nuts in the third quarter scoring on two long runs before fumbling inside his own 20 on a kick return after a UNI fg to set up a UNI TD. Daniels has 36 yards on four carries but on his last rush he cuts hard and his leg falls off. Later in the season he sexually assaults Sally Mason's box, is kicked out of school and walks on to ISU to play basketball. CJ looks great in a fourth quarter TD drive a against the fourth team D starting a year long QB controversy.
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Post by Aborted Cyclone Fetus on Aug 28, 2014 10:20:17 GMT -6
After 2009 I doubt Kurt ever takes UNI lightly again. 45-13 Ioway
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Post by The Resistance on Aug 28, 2014 10:22:02 GMT -6
They won't block the field goal this year.
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Post by Earl Slick on Aug 28, 2014 11:50:26 GMT -6
UNI scores on a late fake punt that almost everyone saw coming.
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Post by egadsto on Aug 28, 2014 15:33:37 GMT -6
Kirt is best evarrr that we'll evarrr get evarrr No other person in the universe can ever be as successful as coach of Iowa football. So we must NEVER hire another coach. Kirt will coach from heaven after he dies. He will send his plays to the sidelines via Ghosto, because goddy genius.
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Post by LansingHawk on Aug 28, 2014 15:42:00 GMT -6
34-14 Hawks, but way too close going into the 4th quarter.
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Post by thunderhawk on Aug 29, 2014 9:56:33 GMT -6
David Johnson is gonna expose the shit out of the new linebackers if the DL can't bottle him up.
Hox will stick to Hoxball and fail per usual to exploit obvious advantages.
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Post by egadsto on Aug 29, 2014 10:35:29 GMT -6
David Johnson is gonna expose the shit out of the new linebackers if the DL can't bottle him up. Hox will stick to Hoxball and fail per usual to exploit obvious advantages.
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Post by Stan's Field on Aug 29, 2014 11:03:57 GMT -6
David Johnson is gonna expose the shit out of the new linebackers if the DL can't bottle him up. Hox will stick to Hoxball and fail per usual to exploit obvious advantages. Could be worse.................................. Could be sooooooo much worse..................................................
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Post by Earl Slick on Aug 29, 2014 11:57:02 GMT -6
"Why in the fuck do you let them run the ball after they line up in punt formation?"
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Post by #70 on Aug 29, 2014 12:37:03 GMT -6
David Johnson is gonna expose the shit out of the new linebackers if the DL can't bottle him up. Hox will stick to Hoxball and fail per usual to exploit obvious advantages. Could be worse.................................. Could be sooooooo much worse.................................................. Could be Illinois.
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Post by Stan's Field on Aug 29, 2014 13:15:58 GMT -6
After 2009 I doubt Kurt ever takes UNI lightly again. 45-13 Ioway He always learns from his mistakes.
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Post by Stan's Field on Aug 29, 2014 13:17:29 GMT -6
I think this is the year that Careful Curt drops his conservative playbook and goes balls to the wall in this early season tune up game. Iowa wins 56-13. JR throws for 465 yards and 4 TD's including a spectacular 80+ yard TD to Powell. Weisman gets 250 yards, 2 TD's and is injured in the 3rd quarter. Whoa..... I'll bet you can safely chop those #'s in half.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Aug 29, 2014 13:33:16 GMT -6
I think this is the year that Careful Curt drops his conservative playbook and goes balls to the wall in this early season tune up game. Iowa wins 56-13. JR throws for 465 yards and 4 TD's including a spectacular 80+ yard TD to Powell. Weisman gets 250 yards, 2 TD's and is injured in the 3rd quarter. Whoa..... I'll bet you can safely chop those #'s in half. Oh no... That would only be if the true Careful Vurt shows up to lead and coach this team. I'm counting on the psycho, balls to the wall, Curt channeling Urban Meyer effort and we curb stomp them.
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Post by Stan's Field on Aug 29, 2014 13:42:16 GMT -6
Whoa..... I'll bet you can safely chop those #'s in half. Oh no... That would only be if the true Careful Vurt shows up to lead and coach this team. I'm counting on the psycho, balls to the wall, Curt channeling Urban Meyer effort and we curb stomp them. Are we talking about the same Kurt?
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Post by The Resistance on Aug 29, 2014 22:34:10 GMT -6
It will be a good test for the linebackers. UNI exploited ISU's young backers last year and will try to do the same against Iowa. The biggest problem with young linebackers is the ability to remain focused on every play.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Aug 30, 2014 6:53:24 GMT -6
Guess what, it's game day you heiney hoppers.
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Post by Ginger on Aug 30, 2014 7:21:47 GMT -6
3 hour til kickoff, turd burglars! Erma gerrd gerr herrks Drunj?
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Post by Earl Slick on Aug 30, 2014 7:41:05 GMT -6
I went to the Farmers Market and got a cup of Java and some Serbian food - cevapi- which was very good. I might have to go back for another helping.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Aug 30, 2014 7:48:32 GMT -6
I went to the Farmers Market and got a cup of Java and some Serbian food - cevapi- which was very good. I might have to go back for another helping. I nevar pegged you as a FM kind of guy.
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