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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Sept 9, 2014 13:25:22 GMT -6
No need to waste money on the new locked down iCrap. NOW BIGGER! I wonder how long until they try to patent having a phone with a 4.7 and 5.5 inch display?
/Enjoying my LG G3 with a 5.5" display and quad HD graphics.
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Post by #70 on Sept 9, 2014 13:36:53 GMT -6
Gawd iPhones are awesome.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Sept 9, 2014 14:48:07 GMT -6
Get this... They are coming out with a brand new device nobody has ever seen before! THE iWATCH!!! OMGOMGOMG Samsung and Google have to be pissing themselves that they didn't come up with this first! Oh, wait, having that watch requires having a iPhone 5 or newer? Hmmm... Oh and it's also $350?
Maybe if it had something awesome like iPay I could pay for it! OMGOMGOMGOMG iPAY IS REAL USING NEW TECHNOLOGY THAT NO ONE ELSE USES!!! Something called NFC? Hmmm.. I bet Samsung, LG and Google are pissing themselves that they haven't had this technology since hte Galaxy S3... Oh wait, they did.
SERIOUSLY FUCKING APPLE WHAT NEW THINGS DID YOU BRING TO THE FUCKING TABLE? Shiny cases? Outdated tech and features that your competitors have had for years? And how piss poor much that battery life on the iWatch when they don't brag about how long it will last between charges when others clearly post and advertise that? I guess it's one way to part dumbshit hipsters from their fucking ironic money.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Sept 9, 2014 14:48:59 GMT -6
Oh yea, bigger fucking displays.. Welcome to 2009 Apple. You dumbass pieces of shit.
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Post by Ginger on Sept 9, 2014 14:49:12 GMT -6
Did you see the watch video, whore? Whoa!
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Post by Ginger on Sept 9, 2014 14:51:33 GMT -6
Get this... They are coming out with a brand new device nobody has ever seen before! THE iWATCH!!! OMGOMGOMG Samsung and Google have to be pissing themselves that they didn't come up with this first! Oh, wait, having that watch requires having a iPhone 5 or newer? Hmmm... Oh and it's also $350? Maybe if it had something awesome like iPay I could pay for it! OMGOMGOMGOMG iPAY IS REAL USING NEW TECHNOLOGY THAT NO ONE ELSE USES!!! Something called NFC? Hmmm.. I bet Samsung, LG and Google are pissing themselves that they haven't had this technology since hte Galaxy S3... Oh wait, they did. SERIOUSLY FUCKING APPLE WHAT NEW THINGS DID YOU BRING TO THE FUCKING TABLE? Shiny cases? Outdated tech and features that your competitors have had for years? And how piss poor much that battery life on the iWatch when they don't brag about how long it will last between charges when others clearly post and advertise that? I guess it's one way to part dumbshit hipsters from their fucking ironic money. Nice rant. Someone sounds jelly.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Sept 9, 2014 14:54:34 GMT -6
Nah.. Not jelly. If I were to drop $350 on a watch, it would be something far nicer than any "Smart" watch and would last me years and not need to be upgraded every year or two and the battery would last years, not hours.
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Sept 9, 2014 15:06:50 GMT -6
Nah.. Not jelly. If I were to drop $350 on a watch, it would be something far nicer than any "Smart" watch and would last me years and not need to be upgraded every year or two and the battery would last years, not hours. Ditch the battery all together and go old school mechanical.
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Post by NotMyKid on Sept 9, 2014 15:10:10 GMT -6
This is my favorite line from the fanboy jerkfest- Battery life on the new iPhones is equal or better to the old models.OH MY FUCKING GOD THE BATTERY LIFE OF A NEW TECHNOLOGY ISN'T GOING TO BE WORSE THAN THE PHONE THAT THEY RELEASED A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO? !!!!!!! WHERE IS MY FLESHLIGHT SO I CAN TAKE CARE OF MY APPLEWOOD RIGHT NOW? ?
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Sept 9, 2014 15:13:37 GMT -6
This is my favorite line from the fanboy jerkfest- Battery life on the new iPhones is equal or better to the old models.OH MY FUCKING GOD THE BATTERY LIFE OF A NEW TECHNOLOGY ISN'T GOING TO BE WORSE THAN THE PHONE THAT THEY RELEASED A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO? !!!!!!! WHERE IS MY FLESHLIGHT SO I CAN TAKE CARE OF MY APPLEWOOD RIGHT NOW? ? Since the volume of the case is larger, they were able to install a larger battery. Duh!
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Post by #70 on Sept 9, 2014 15:15:22 GMT -6
Gawd damn I love Apple even more now.
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Post by Stan's Field on Sept 9, 2014 15:18:08 GMT -6
I always boil my iPhones first.
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Post by #70 on Sept 9, 2014 15:24:49 GMT -6
flipphonebillyupder
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Post by Stan's Field on Sept 9, 2014 16:00:28 GMT -6
iphones R for lesstechnical, fairy pants type folk. Locked? Who caare if it locked, because Siri or whatever!!!!!!!!
All smartphone arguing aside, because I really don currr, I know of ppl(iphone owners) who think it's the only phone you can do a screenshot with................ Get this,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,because the dude at the Verizon store told tham that.
I guess ppls who buys ifones are an easy clientele to puppeteer and grift to.
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Post by #70 on Sept 9, 2014 16:20:43 GMT -6
Just because you hang out with retards don't mean we all do.
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Post by egadsto on Sept 9, 2014 17:16:07 GMT -6
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Post by Earl Slick on Sept 9, 2014 19:12:41 GMT -6
I always boil my iPhones first. I guess you know by now they aren't waterproof like some Samsung & Sony models.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Sept 11, 2014 9:10:44 GMT -6
And smasung goes for the knockout punches.
more to follow.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Sept 11, 2014 9:11:22 GMT -6
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Sept 11, 2014 9:12:02 GMT -6
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Sept 11, 2014 9:12:49 GMT -6
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Sept 11, 2014 9:13:39 GMT -6
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Sept 11, 2014 9:14:30 GMT -6
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Post by #70 on Sept 11, 2014 9:20:32 GMT -6
Are these supposed to be funny?
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Post by #70 on Sept 11, 2014 9:25:10 GMT -6
I'm not laughing yet. Am I supposed to be laughing?
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