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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Sept 23, 2014 6:51:26 GMT -6
You would think they would be genetically predisposed to using cleaning appliances but this is clearly not the case. Mah wife just throws shit in there any which way and every time I gotsta go back and move shit around so four coffee cups don't take up the whole top rack. What gives?
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Sept 23, 2014 6:54:16 GMT -6
Why does she even bother, isn't that your job?
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Post by Ginger on Sept 23, 2014 7:02:18 GMT -6
The less you appear to know how to do, the less you will be asked.
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Post by #70 on Sept 23, 2014 7:13:35 GMT -6
Did you marry retards?
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Post by Aborted Cyclone Fetus on Sept 23, 2014 7:18:56 GMT -6
Apparently you married a MENSA genius then because mine is the same fucking way. So many times I've stopped it right away and after rearranging found room for a ton more. Or the other thing that pisses me off is when she has too tall of a utensil on the bottom rack and it interferes with the spinning jet for the top rack and it doesn't work right. Damn girl... |
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Post by NOTTHOR on Sept 23, 2014 7:29:30 GMT -6
Mah wife has run the dishwasher 0 times. She wershes everything by hand, the way God intended, and the dishwasher's only purpose for her is to function as a drying rack. Mah dishwasher has prolly run a total of 10 times in 4 years (when Ma is out of town).
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Post by #70 on Sept 23, 2014 7:33:57 GMT -6
Apparently you married a MENSA genius then because mine is the same fucking way. So many times I've stopped it right away and after rearranging found room for a ton more. Or the other thing that pisses me off is when she has too tall of a utensil on the bottom rack and it interferes with the spinning jet for the top rack and it doesn't work right. Damn girl... No Mensa that's for sure. She probley learned it from her mother, who is literally the master of the dishwasher. That woman can fit about a million pieces into the dishwasher. It's insane. |
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Post by NOTTHOR on Sept 23, 2014 7:35:24 GMT -6
Apparently you married a MENSA genius then because mine is the same fucking way. So many times I've stopped it right away and after rearranging found room for a ton more. Or the other thing that pisses me off is when she has too tall of a utensil on the bottom rack and it interferes with the spinning jet for the top rack and it doesn't work right. Damn girl... No Mensa that's for sure. She probley learned it from her mother, who is literally the master of the dishwasher. That woman can fit about a million pieces into the dishwasher. It's insane. Is she also good at Tetris? |
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Post by #70 on Sept 23, 2014 7:36:05 GMT -6
No Mensa that's for sure. She probley learned it from her mother, who is literally the master of the dishwasher. That woman can fit about a million pieces into the dishwasher. It's insane. Is she also good at Tetris? She's pretty good at words with friends and euchre. |
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Post by Ginger on Sept 23, 2014 7:39:10 GMT -6
Apparently you married a MENSA genius then because mine is the same fucking way. So many times I've stopped it right away and after rearranging found room for a ton more. Or the other thing that pisses me off is when she has too tall of a utensil on the bottom rack and it interferes with the spinning jet for the top rack and it doesn't work right. Damn girl... No Mensa that's for sure. She probley learned it from her mother, who is literally the master of the dishwasher. That woman can fit about a million pieces into the dishwasher. It's insane. This is me. I can fit a million pieces into the dishwasher. My family will leave a sinkful of dishes and try to tell me "it's full!". BS. There's always room. Everything gets clean too...I don't have shit stacked on top of each other. You also have to have a dishwasher with well arranged racks. Some of them are very poor and little room for silverware. My parents have some really high end thing and it's fucking pathetic the way the racks are arranged. You can't put shit in there. |
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Post by Ginger on Sept 23, 2014 7:39:23 GMT -6
Oh...werqued.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Sept 23, 2014 7:49:05 GMT -6
Don't even get me started on packing the car.
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Post by #70 on Sept 23, 2014 8:14:38 GMT -6
Did she mention all this stuff in her profile?
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Post by egadsto on Sept 23, 2014 8:16:23 GMT -6
Don't even get me started on packing the car. we've moved twice in the past year, old house to rental shack, and then rental shack to new house. Ever since the first move, mah wife has been asking me if I know where (something of hers) is, or in which box it is packed. YOU FUCKING PACKED YOUR SHIT HONEY, STOP ASKING ME WHERE IT IS!! CHRIST A'MIGHTY. I know where my shit is, 'cause i packed it and marked the boxes. You were tasked with doing the same with your shit. And now you keep asking me where your shit is?!? FFFFFUUUUU  |
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Sept 23, 2014 8:24:31 GMT -6
I always make sure that I do a crap job loading the dishwasher and my wife does fix it. Yes, I know how to pack a dishwasher to the gills with dishes, but if I show off that I know how to do that properly, she'll make me do it all the time. So it's in my best interest to load it as badly as possible so that is one less thing that is one of my duties. I'm sure she's just tricking you all into doing it yourselves.
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Post by Earl Slick on Sept 23, 2014 8:24:47 GMT -6
I like a well organized rack.
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Post by The Resistance on Sept 23, 2014 8:29:31 GMT -6
JFC what the hell. My lady is on a 20 foot ladder caulking a window this morning. She can pack a car, pack da dishwarsher, fix a flat, run a skill saw and clean my pipes.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Sept 23, 2014 8:30:01 GMT -6
And that is also why when we clean the house, i just have to Vacuum. She does all the dusting, cleaning of the bathrooms, hard surface floors, windows etc. I just vacuum for 10 minutes and I'm done.
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Post by #70 on Sept 23, 2014 8:33:34 GMT -6
Some people here are smarter than others.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Sept 23, 2014 8:38:28 GMT -6
Even though I know I can do a better job, I'd rather just sit back and goof off on my phone or watch le tv instead of doing more work. Once you do something great and it's a chore, she'll remember forever about it and you are screwed.
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Post by twinlaker on Sept 23, 2014 9:18:46 GMT -6
And that is also why when we clean the house, i just have to Vacuum. She does all the dusting, cleaning of the bathrooms, hard surface floors, windows etc. I just vacuum for 10 minutes and I'm done. I just write a check a couple of times a month.....  Prole  |
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Post by Ginger on Sept 23, 2014 9:20:16 GMT -6
This is me. I can fit a million pieces into the dishwasher. My family will leave a sinkful of dishes and try to tell me "it's full!". BS. There's always room. Everything gets clean too...I don't have shit stacked on top of each other. You also have to have a dishwasher with well arranged racks. Some of them are very poor and little room for silverware. My parents have some really high end thing and it's fucking pathetic the way the racks are arranged. You can't put shit in there. does your dishwarsher have a nifty dial on the front, for the cycle settings? No. Touch buttons. I have it programmed for my favorite cycle. It always washes but never uses the drying with the heating element. |
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Post by The Resistance on Sept 23, 2014 9:23:19 GMT -6
does your dishwarsher have a nifty dial on the front, for the cycle settings? No. Touch buttons. I have it programmed for my favorite cycle. It always washes but never uses the drying with the heating element. Must be a women thing. My wife like's the spin cycle as well. |
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Post by The Resistance on Sept 23, 2014 9:32:29 GMT -6
Welche's or Concord?
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Post by Ginger on Sept 23, 2014 9:38:18 GMT -6
No. Touch buttons. I have it programmed for my favorite cycle. It always washes but never uses the drying with the heating element. Must be a women thing. My wife like's the spin cycle as well. I don't like the smell when the drying element comes on. In the 15 years we've had the DW, we've probably only had it on maybe 5 times. The last time was a few months ago and it accidentally got turned on. Suddenly everyone smelled something hot and we frantically searched the house for a fire only to discover it was the DW. No dry cycle was a habit we got ino at another place we lived when some plastic came in contact with the heating element and burned and melted. I'm sure it saves energy too. The dishes sit in there long enough that they're dry anyway when we take them out. |
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