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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Nov 17, 2014 11:22:45 GMT -6
Would Bert's 5-5 Hawgs beat kirt's 7-3 Hokks? Neutral field of course. I say Arkansas 31, Hox 21. Bert has proven multiple times that he can out-coach kirt with his eyes closed.
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Post by egadsto on Nov 17, 2014 11:28:32 GMT -6
Would Bert's 5-5 Hawgs beat kirt's 7-3 Hokks? Neutral field of course. I say Arkansas 31, Hox 21. Bert has proven multiple times that he can out-coach kirt with his eyes closed. Music City Bowl is December 30!
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Post by NOTTHOR on Nov 17, 2014 13:40:32 GMT -6
Would Bert's 5-5 Hawgs beat kirt's 7-3 Hokks? Neutral field of course. I say Arkansas 31, Hox 21. Bert has proven multiple times that he can out-coach kirt with his eyes closed. Y'all see that little yellow plastic thing hanging off the left suspender? That is a chikan/hentai alarm. If someone messes with that kid on his way to school, he can hit a button on that and it lets off an ear shrieking siren that can only be turned off by da cops or da school's principal. They kids all wear these warning stickers saying they've got one of those to keep the perverts away. Number of Jerry Sanduskys in Japan: 0.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Nov 17, 2014 14:54:57 GMT -6
If Arkansas has a decent RB, they would fucking steamroll us. We've proven that a good quality back with a decent/average line can light us up and do whatever they want. I just hope that Gordon doesn't run for 300+ against us. Arkansas has two very good RBs. And a monster line. They have a killer ground game and would absolutely PWN limp-dick kirt. RUSHING STATISTICS Jonathan Williams 155 carries; 932 yards; 6.0 avg yards/carry; longest run 90 yards (TD); 11 touchdowns Alex Collins 150 carries; 886 yards; 5.9 avg yards/carry; longest run 84 yards (TD); 11 touchdowns Lulz. 500 of Johnathan Williams' 900 yards came in the non-conference, where the toughest team they played was Texas Tech, which means he has 400 yards rushing in 8 SEC games. Likewise for Alex Collins. Their QB has a lower YPC average than Jake "Checkdown" Rudock, and with a much worse completion percentage. So to sum it up, Arkansas has a GARBAGE offense, which is why they suck. They do, however, have an amazing defense, which helps them beat at team liek LSU which literally cannot pass the ball. However, bince Arkansas beat LSU, and LSU beat Wisconsin, then Arkansas > Wisconsin. And, bince Wisconsin is going to fuck up Iowa, Burt> Kurt. Science motherfuckers!
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Post by egadsto on Nov 17, 2014 15:21:55 GMT -6
Arkansas has two very good RBs. And a monster line. They have a killer ground game and would absolutely PWN limp-dick kirt. RUSHING STATISTICS Jonathan Williams 155 carries; 932 yards; 6.0 avg yards/carry; longest run 90 yards (TD); 11 touchdowns Alex Collins 150 carries; 886 yards; 5.9 avg yards/carry; longest run 84 yards (TD); 11 touchdowns Lulz. 500 of Johnathan Williams' 900 yards came in the non-conference, where the toughest team they played was Texas Tech, which means he has 400 yards rushing in 8 SEC games. Likewise for Alex Collins. Their QB has a lower YPC average than Jake "Checkdown" Rudock, and with a much worse completion percentage. So to sum it up, Arkansas has a GARBAGE offense, which is why they suck. They do, however, have an amazing defense, which helps them beat at team liek LSU which literally cannot pass the ball. However, bince Arkansas beat LSU, and LSU beat Wisconsin, then Arkansas > Wisconsin. And, bince Wisconsin is going to fuck up Iowa, Burt> Kurt. Science motherfuckers!
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Post by Ginger on Nov 17, 2014 15:32:27 GMT -6
Y'all see that little yellow plastic thing hanging off the left suspender? That is a chikan/hentai alarm. If someone messes with that kid on his way to school, he can hit a button on that and it lets off an ear shrieking siren that can only be turned off by da cops or da school's principal. They kids all wear these warning stickers saying they've got one of those to keep the perverts away. Number of Jerry Sanduskys in Japan: 0. I've always heard that Japan is full of sexual deviants
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Post by egadsto on Nov 17, 2014 16:03:58 GMT -6
Y'all see that little yellow plastic thing hanging off the left suspender? That is a chikan/hentai alarm. If someone messes with that kid on his way to school, he can hit a button on that and it lets off an ear shrieking siren that can only be turned off by da cops or da school's principal. They kids all wear these warning stickers saying they've got one of those to keep the perverts away. Number of Jerry Sanduskys in Japan: 0. I've always heard that Japan is full of sexual deviants
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Nov 17, 2014 16:20:45 GMT -6
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Apr 15, 2015 6:27:21 GMT -6
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Apr 15, 2015 7:57:55 GMT -6
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Apr 15, 2015 15:16:48 GMT -6
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Apr 15, 2015 16:49:51 GMT -6
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on May 2, 2015 15:14:04 GMT -6
bielema added to his Hawk resume, getting IC boy Derby drafted.
wait, what?
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Post by Other on May 2, 2015 16:11:39 GMT -6
bielema added to his Hawk resume, getting IC boy Derby drafted. wait, what? WAT?
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2015 17:14:19 GMT -6
bielema added to his Hawk resume, getting IC boy Derby drafted. wait, what? WAT? Patriots draft Arkansas TE A.J. Derby with the 202nd overall pickThe New England Patriots have drafted former Arkansas TE A.J. Derby in the sixth round (202nd overall). 2014: Played in 11 games with seven starts. Did not play in final two games of season against Missouri and Texas due to a knee injury. 2013: Played in seven games with one start. Finished season 19-36, 178 yards and 1 TD. 2012 (Coffeyville CC): Threw for 1,936 yards and 22 TDs while leading team to Region IV semifinals. 2011 (Iowa): Played in nine games and completed 3 passes for 30 yards. 2010 (Iowa): Redshirted. PRO DAY RESULTS40-yard dash: 4.69 and 4.75 seconds 20-yard short shuttle: 4.51 seconds Three-cone drill: 6.99 seconds NFL.COM ANALYSIS
STRENGTHS: Big, physical and fast. Athletic in space with ability to create some separation out of breaks. Has speed after catch in open field. Posted impressive 54-yard touchdown catch and run against Alabama secondary that struggled to catch him. Can line up all over the field. Natural pass-catcher. Had only one drop during 2014 season. Showed willingness to catch throws over the middle and take the punishment. Unique perspective after playing quarterback and linebacker before move to tight end. Ability to add roster depth at two positions as emergency quarterback. Comes from football bloodlines. Father and uncle had stops in the NFL and his brother lettered at Iowa. WEAKNESSES: Has only one year of tight end experience. Routes have very little polish to them. He needs time to learn the nuances of position. Run blocking very much a work in progress. Uses poor hand placement and fails to sustain blocks when in-line. Balance at contact needs to improve when blocking in spaces. Has habit of using one rather than two hands for difficult catches. Was unable to play in final game (Texas Bowl) due to knee injury and continues to heal. DRAFT PROJECTION: Round 5 or 6 NFL COMPARISON: Vance McDonald BOTTOM LINE: Despite spending only one season at tight end, has the size and tools to become a move tight end who creates matchup issues for defenses. His draft value could be held down due to his lack of experience and below average in-line blocking, but combination of size and play speed should be intriguing to NFL teams.
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2015 17:14:54 GMT -6
Hey, Kurt, how many TE's you get to the next level this year?
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on May 5, 2015 5:53:29 GMT -6
Hey, Kurt, how many TE's you get to the next level this year? I wish we had the next Vance McDonald.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Sept 21, 2015 9:53:56 GMT -6
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Post by Ginger on Sept 21, 2015 13:08:05 GMT -6
I really don't know why people like Bert. He's an ass.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Sept 21, 2015 13:44:16 GMT -6
I really don't know why people like Bert. He's an ass. He's looking to have a rough season already. The next three games are a "home" game with A&M at Cowboy Stadium, then trips to Alabama and Tennessee. There's a good chance he starts the year 1-5. That kind of shit can get you fired in the SEC.
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Post by NotMyKid on Sept 21, 2015 14:27:58 GMT -6
I really don't know why people like Bert. He's an ass. People put up with that shit if you are winning (See- Urban Meyer, Mark Dantonio, and the biggest douche of them all Nick Saban) when you are losing, not so much.
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Post by NotMyKid on Sept 25, 2015 14:17:57 GMT -6
A&M tomorrow night
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Post by Ginger on Nov 7, 2015 20:59:55 GMT -6
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