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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Oct 17, 2014 14:34:00 GMT -6
Im pretty much making this town my bitch for mah birfday. We are staying in the Blackhawk hotel, 8th floor, jacuzzi room, wif a tv screen embedded in the bafroom mirror. Im watchin taladega practice while typing this while taking a shit. After ima clean out the mini bar of chivas regal. We gots dinner reservations at Johnnys Italian Steakhouse for dinner at 515, after witch we are gonna cruise across the street and catch a PEARL JAM concert. Then tomorrow while you sucks watch Iowa lose to Maryland ima be folging at Deer Run TPC.
I know you fink ima a baller cause all the time I spend on the gold coast of Florida but it sure dont suck bein me.
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Oct 17, 2014 14:39:14 GMT -6
Whar ghost? Dont you need a court jester?
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Oct 17, 2014 14:41:51 GMT -6
Whar ghost? Dont you need a court jester? Billy is to poor to hang wif me bruh. Ima doin all the shit he wishes he cood do.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Oct 17, 2014 14:55:43 GMT -6
Watching racing, and eating at 5:15, sure sucks to be you. Also, who the fuck goes to Davenport for a weekend of fun? People who want this sweet ass view of the Mississippi River thats who.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Oct 17, 2014 14:58:28 GMT -6
Whar ghost? Dont you need a court jester? Billy is to poor to hang wif me bruh. Ima doin all the shit he wishes he cood do. I'd hang with you, but I can't find my time machine to 1995 for the last time I would give a shit about a Pearl Jam concert.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Oct 17, 2014 14:59:27 GMT -6
Watching racing, and eating at 5:15, sure sucks to be you. Also, who the fuck goes to Davenport for a weekend of fun? People who want this sweet ass view of the Mississippi River thats who. You should go bowling in the basement bruh.
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Post by kirksfupa on Oct 17, 2014 15:02:51 GMT -6
Watching racing, and eating at 5:15, sure sucks to be you. Also, who the fuck goes to Davenport for a weekend of fun? People who want this sweet ass view of the Mississippi River thats who. JFC this is a prole hotel room. Chances of you getting shot and raped are higher than living like a king in Derport. And Pearl Jam? Prole King I guess.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Oct 17, 2014 15:03:55 GMT -6
People who want this sweet ass view of the Mississippi River thats who. JFC this is a prole hotel room. Chances of you getting shot and raped are higher than living like a king in Derport. And Pearl Jam? Prole King I guess. Wrong. Idiot.
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Post by kirksfupa on Oct 17, 2014 15:05:50 GMT -6
JFC this is a prole hotel room. Chances of you getting shot and raped are higher than living like a king in Derport. And Pearl Jam? Prole King I guess. Wrong. Idiot. Nope.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Oct 17, 2014 15:06:32 GMT -6
People who want this sweet ass view of the Mississippi River thats who. You should go bowling in the basement bruh. It wuz pretty sweet. Mah wife had an appletini dere.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Oct 17, 2014 15:08:23 GMT -6
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Oct 17, 2014 15:09:03 GMT -6
My advice Duff, skip Johnny's Italian Steakhouse, which sucks, and go to the Rudy's on 11th St.
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Post by Ginger on Oct 17, 2014 15:55:28 GMT -6
My advice Duff, skip Johnny's Italian Steakhouse, which sucks, and go to the Rudy's on 11th St. Won't he end the night on the toilet?
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Post by Aborted Cyclone Fetus on Oct 17, 2014 15:59:05 GMT -6
Front St brewing is pretty close. I'd hit it.
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Post by #70 on Oct 17, 2014 16:05:08 GMT -6
Iowans. Funny people, they are.
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Post by twinlaker on Oct 17, 2014 16:07:24 GMT -6
My advice Duff, skip Johnny's Italian Steakhouse, which sucks, and go to the Rudy's on 11th St. Won't he end the night on the toilet? Is tonight any different from any other night?
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Post by twinlaker on Oct 17, 2014 16:09:40 GMT -6
No nickel slots at Jumers?
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Post by Other on Oct 17, 2014 16:17:54 GMT -6
My advice Duff, skip Johnny's Italian Steakhouse, which sucks, and go to the Rudy's on 11th St. Won't he end the night on the toilet? Like there was any chance that wasn't going to happen anyways.
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Post by Stan's Field on Oct 17, 2014 17:13:48 GMT -6
Be sure to check out Billy's choice reviews on establishments in the area.
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Post by Earl Slick on Oct 17, 2014 19:58:06 GMT -6
Pearl Jam? They sucked when they were relevant.
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Post by Earl Slick on Oct 17, 2014 19:59:37 GMT -6
My advice Duff, skip Johnny's Italian Steakhouse, which sucks, and go to the Rudy's on 11th St. Won't he end the night on the toilet? Doesn't matter, TV embedded in the mirror.
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Post by Earl Slick on Oct 17, 2014 20:23:29 GMT -6
I will probably regret my words, I ate at Tasty Tacos which almst always has the Rudy's Effect on me.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Oct 17, 2014 21:25:16 GMT -6
I just got hoam from partner dinner at big Chicago law firm after listening to liek 10 straight hours of guys jacking each other off about how much money we gonna maek wif me saying how my trailer park ass gonna maek mo' money next year (LULZ). I ain't gonna lie, this thread is liek the funniest thing I've seen in at least 2 years. I had to wipe away a tear. I fucking love you gaiz.
O, BTW, I'm a happy drunk, too, so tomorrow I may hate you, but right now I love you all. Especially Duff. Mega fucking LULZ, brah. And Ghoasto brought noise, too.
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Post by #70 on Oct 18, 2014 1:34:51 GMT -6
Holy shit phaggot take it easy. You are the ugliest guy in the room and that's only if you invited scooter.
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Post by The Resistance on Oct 18, 2014 6:47:13 GMT -6
You aren't kidding, one minute he's having a beer in his crib in Badger land and a hour later he's high balling it in Davenport. #Netjet
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