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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Oct 23, 2014 8:27:16 GMT -6
How many of ya got the old sip of daddy's beer as a kid while mowin the lawn, fishing, etc? That's prolly grounds for getting your kids taken away nowadays.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Oct 23, 2014 8:28:58 GMT -6
Jesus Christ Duff, are you feeding your infant beer?
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Oct 23, 2014 8:33:05 GMT -6
Jesus Christ Duff, are you feeding your infant beer? I mean not presently he's napping. |
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Oct 23, 2014 8:33:59 GMT -6
He's not sleeping it off is he?
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Post by Earl Slick on Oct 23, 2014 8:35:32 GMT -6
old recipe Schlitz, Hamm's, PBR, Drewrys. As young as four I enjoyed the taste of beer.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Oct 23, 2014 8:36:00 GMT -6
My son loves the taste of beer... However, he's a very mean drunk, just like his daddy.
On one bender, he went into the back yard, grabbed a squirrel and ripped its head off and tossed it over the fence so the dog couldn't play with his new friend.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Oct 23, 2014 8:38:34 GMT -6
My son loves the taste of beer... However, he's a very mean drunk, just like his daddy. On one bender, he went into the back yard, grabbed a squirrel and ripped its head off and tossed it over the fence so the dog couldn't play with his new friend. Every time I see your avatar I think... |
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Post by Stan's Field on Oct 23, 2014 8:42:04 GMT -6
Remember how different it tasted?
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Post by NotMyKid on Oct 23, 2014 8:43:00 GMT -6
Our old neighbors favorite story to tell about me was I would follow my dad as he was mowing the lawn with my plastix lawn mower, he would stop and take a drink of his beer on the front porch, and I would do the same.
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Post by Earl Slick on Oct 23, 2014 8:45:20 GMT -6
Remember how different it tasted? It tasted better. |
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Post by Earl Slick on Oct 23, 2014 8:49:22 GMT -6
old recipe Schlitz, Hamm's, PBR, Drewrys. As young as four I enjoyed the taste of beer. Same here, pretty much exactly. My dad was a pbr guy early on, but from time to time (sales) he bought those other brands as well. Stroh's later became his staple brew. If he were alive nowadays, he would point and laff at microbrew drinkers and call them pussies. Me included. Schlitz was my favorite beer for taste. But the RCMP and the Hamm's bear were my favorite advertising gimmicks. |
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Oct 23, 2014 8:49:44 GMT -6
My mutter was a big bicardi and diet drinjer (still is), and I would occasionally taste that, and it wuz so nasty, it turned me off of alcohol until AFTER college.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Oct 23, 2014 8:49:49 GMT -6
Our old neighbors favorite story to tell about me was I would follow my dad as he was mowing the lawn with my plastix lawn mower, he would stop and take a drink of his beer on the front porch, and I would do the same. First time I realized difference between beer can and soda can was out on a white trash boat at mah grandparent's place in Twin Lakes. I snuck a sip and thought it tasted horrible. Mah old man claimed that beer was "boat gas" and I called it that for awhile and didn't have any desire to crush any more beer for some time after that. |
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Post by egadsto on Oct 23, 2014 8:59:33 GMT -6
Our old neighbors favorite story to tell about me was I would follow my dad as he was mowing the lawn with my plastix lawn mower, he would stop and take a drink of his beer on the front porch, and I would do the same.  |
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Post by NotMyKid on Oct 23, 2014 9:01:11 GMT -6
old recipe Schlitz, Hamm's, PBR, Drewrys. As young as four I enjoyed the taste of beer. Same here, pretty much exactly. My dad was a pbr guy early on, but from time to time (sales) he bought those other brands as well. Stroh's later became his staple brew. If he were alive nowadays, he would point and laff at microbrew drinkers and call them pussies. Me included. My dad drank PBR mostly and Old Mil every now and again. Miller Lite now. When grocery shopping when my son was 2 we walked by a display of Miller Lite and he said "that's pappa's beer". |
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Oct 23, 2014 9:25:51 GMT -6
old recipe Schlitz, Hamm's, PBR, Drewrys. As young as four I enjoyed the taste of beer. Same here, pretty much exactly. My dad was a pbr guy early on, but from time to time (sales) he bought those other brands as well. Stroh's later became his staple brew. If he were alive nowadays, he would point and laff at microbrew drinkers and call them pussies. Me included. Well in your dad's defense you are an enormous pussy. I really used to like PBR, until the fucking hipsters ruined it. Schlitz has rediscovered the original formula and is very good again. |
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Post by thunderhawk on Oct 23, 2014 9:43:22 GMT -6
How many of ya got the old sip of daddy's beer as a kid while mowin the lawn, fishing, etc? That's prolly grounds for getting your kids taken away nowadays. My kids are 2,3, and 6. They all enjoy a small (we're talking like 1/3 of a little dixie cup) drink of beer from time to time. Of course I'm a fucking Kraut, so I'm just passing on what I did as a kid. I was raised on some seriously good shit. From liek birth. I think Paulaner is their favorite. Also, it's legal to serve alcohol to your kids in your own home here in Iowa. Within reason of course; you'll get rung up on child endangerment if they get blasted. |
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Post by thunderhawk on Oct 23, 2014 9:48:36 GMT -6
To be honest, I hated my first few sips of beer as a kid. Couldn't figure out what adults saw in it. But I took a sip when offered by an adult. May pappy gave me Heineken* once, I hated that skunky shit. *Heineken from a can is not skunky and is a fine beer. If you ever want a priceless reaction from a kid, give them a drink of Guinness. |
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Post by Earl Slick on Oct 23, 2014 11:34:40 GMT -6
When I was living in Denver my cousins came up to go to a street party because they knew the piano player. Guinness was on tap. I took one sip, spit it out and asked what is this shit? I walked to a corner store and got a sixer of something drinkable. That was my one and only experience with Guiness.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Oct 23, 2014 13:55:59 GMT -6
It ain't just the young'ns. I hate the taste of Guinness, and I'm 49 years old. It tastes liek what I'd imagine burnt shit would taste liek. Blecch. Ask Oscar what burnt shit tastes liek. I bet he nose. |
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Oct 23, 2014 14:08:02 GMT -6
Moar guiness for me pussies.
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Post by Stan's Field on Oct 23, 2014 17:12:51 GMT -6
True story, a friend of mine was at another dude's house helping him with some home improvements. They cracked some brews afterwards and toured the property looking at stuff. My friend sat his 3/4 full can of beer down so they could move something, when he got back to his beer it was gone.
Didn't think much of it. A little while later the home owner's wife came out to get little homeowner jr for his supper.
About 1/2 way through supper, little homeowner jr proceeds to projectile vomit all over the fucking kitchen.
Not long after Jr finished painting the kitchen with puke, Mrs homeowner decided to investigate the source of Jr's beer-scented vomit.
Mr homeowner and friend got yelled at some
And they lived happily ever after.
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