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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Nov 18, 2014 22:51:13 GMT -6
I'm 33, so unless you were a skanky senior in HS, u ain't my mutter.
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Post by Ginger on Nov 18, 2014 23:19:05 GMT -6
I'm 33, so unless you were a skanky senior in HS, u ain't my mutter. I wouldn't say skanky...
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Nov 19, 2014 8:13:17 GMT -6
I'm 33, so unless you were a skanky senior in HS, u ain't my mutter. Reds family history of early entry into parenthood has been documented on these very forums.
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Post by Aborted Cyclone Fetus on Nov 19, 2014 8:16:53 GMT -6
Go hang out in campus town. It's a riot.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Nov 19, 2014 8:32:25 GMT -6
Go to the stockyards and watch the bull insemination process... Of course, they do that anally as it's a bull and has no vagina, but you have to see how much sperm those students pump into their buttholes. It's amazing.
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Post by Earl Slick on Nov 19, 2014 9:12:18 GMT -6
There are no barns on Dreak's campus. No, only gang violence, used crack stems, and payday loan shops. Ames FTW. Armed robberies tho. On the plus side there is a young woman jogger on campus with big boobs who doesn't wear a sports bra.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Nov 19, 2014 9:16:23 GMT -6
The guys I'm driving with today was all liek "Have you ever been to Ames?"
Then I'm all liek "very, very briefly"
And then he's all liek "It's a shit hole. There's nothing to do there, so we'll drive down to Des Moines."
Now I has an issue...I won't have my own car while I'm there, but the guy I'm going with wants to go to Prairie Meadows. I'd rather stay in Ames than go to Prairie Meadows (without horse racing), bince that place smells liek someone stuck a wet cigarette in satan's asshole. Now I'm thinking I'll drive myself up, cause I have a friend who lives in Wez Dez who got engaged last weekend, but I don't want him to have to meet the dicks I work with.
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Post by Earl Slick on Nov 19, 2014 9:20:01 GMT -6
Wez Dez FTW
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Post by Deleted on Nov 19, 2014 11:50:29 GMT -6
Have lunch at Aunt Maudes in Ames. Its a decent restaurant and since it is in Iowa it is inexpensive. I take that back, I forgot you are a prole from the river towns so go to taco time.
As for Zearing and the Burg. I remember one or two cute chicks from there about 25 years ago. Roland not so much. Nevada not so much. Boone be very careful.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Nov 19, 2014 12:31:19 GMT -6
Imma go up to Gilbert and teach the Hoiberg twins about Jeebus.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 19, 2014 12:49:07 GMT -6
I have many friends in Gilbert. Tell em hi from me.
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Post by thunderhawk on Nov 19, 2014 13:23:58 GMT -6
Skip Randall and go to McCallsburg. Screw that come to the jewel of Story County and come visit me in Roland. Beers are cheap at the American Legion. Slater tho?
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Post by thunderhawk on Nov 19, 2014 13:27:01 GMT -6
There are no barns on Dreak's campus. No, only gang violence, used crack stems, and payday loan shops. Ames FTW. I kin hear events at Drake Stadium at mah house, especially wif a Norse wind, when it sounds liek its about a block away.
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Post by The Resistance on Nov 19, 2014 14:33:09 GMT -6
Just go to the Tip Top get drunk on some 3.2 lime juice and go back to your room and sleep it off. It's a run down version of the Circle tap.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Nov 19, 2014 14:51:00 GMT -6
Just go to the Tip Top get drunk on some 3.2 lime juice and go back to your room and sleep it off. It's a run down version of the Circle tap.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 19, 2014 15:14:37 GMT -6
Just go to the Tip Top get drunk on some 3.2 lime juice and go back to your room and sleep it off. It's a run down version of the Circle tap. and eat the green chili
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Nov 19, 2014 16:06:24 GMT -6
You spelled herpin wrong, twice.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 19, 2014 17:38:50 GMT -6
I'm 33, so unless you were a skanky senior in HS, u ain't my mutter. I wouldn't say skanky... I bet billy was skanky in HS. He was probably a little slutty too.
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Post by LansingHawk on Nov 19, 2014 18:21:25 GMT -6
Last time I spent anytime in Ames it was at a fine establishment called Big Earls. Is that still there?
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Post by twinlaker on Nov 19, 2014 18:37:47 GMT -6
Last time I spent anytime in Ames it was at a fine establishment called Big Earls. Is that still there? wasn't Big Earls in Huxley? It's been so long, maybe a little fuzzy in my memory....
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Post by Ginger on Nov 19, 2014 18:42:20 GMT -6
Are you talking about Big Earls Goldmine? I thought that was on 2nd ave by Firestone.
*in Le Dez
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Post by LansingHawk on Nov 19, 2014 18:43:09 GMT -6
Last time I spent anytime in Ames it was at a fine establishment called Big Earls. Is that still there? wasn't Big Earls in Huxley? It's been so long, maybe a little fuzzy in my memory.... Well we started out in Ames, I was more than a little fuzzy when we got there. This would have prolly been late '80s.
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Post by LansingHawk on Nov 19, 2014 18:45:58 GMT -6
Are you talking about Big Earls Goldmine? I thought that was on 2nd ave by Firestone. *in Le Dez Pretty sure it was Ames. Was in town for fire school. Must have been 1989 or 1990 or so. Really respectable tittay bar.
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Post by kirksfupa on Nov 19, 2014 18:50:47 GMT -6
Last time I spent anytime in Ames it was at a fine establishment called Big Earls. Is that still there? Big Earls is by Firestone in DM. They only quasi strip club that Ames has ever had to my knowledge is Dangerous Curves. And you can't get nakey in Ames. But I have also only been in Ames since 2000. So it could have been a different place way back when you old fart.
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Post by twinlaker on Nov 19, 2014 19:06:39 GMT -6
wasn't Big Earls in Huxley? It's been so long, maybe a little fuzzy in my memory.... Well we started out in Ames, I was more than a little fuzzy when we got there. This would have prolly been late '80s. well... I remember Huxley for some reason in the late 70's early 80's... I thought it was Big Earl's, but could have been Little eric's for all I know...
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