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Post by egadsto on Nov 20, 2014 11:01:21 GMT -6
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Post by Other on Nov 20, 2014 11:18:50 GMT -6
2. Michigan State Big Ten Mark Dantonio $5,611,845 $24,300 $5,636,145 $650,000 -
This surprises me.
It also surprises me that Kurt is only the 4th highest paid coach in the conference. Why is the fucking Penn St coach getting paid so much............... oh ......right.
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Post by NotMyKid on Nov 20, 2014 11:19:39 GMT -6
"WHY DO YOU CARE WUT KIRT MAEKS?? U DON'T PAY HIS SALARY!! HE IS BEST EVER AND WE CAN'T DO BETTER!! THREE TIMES TOP TEN MOAR THAN A DECADE AGO!!!!!1" SCHOOL CONF HEAD COACH SCHOOL PAY OTHER PAY TOTAL PAY MAX BONUS STAFF PAY TOTAL 1. Alabama SEC Nick Saban $6,950,203 $209,984 $7,160,187 $700,000 -- MULTIPLE NATIONAL TITLES 2. Michigan State Big Ten Mark Dantonio $5,611,845 $24,300 $5,636,145 $650,000 -- 3. Oklahoma Big 12 Bob Stoops $5,058,333 $0 $5,058,333 $819,500 -- NATIONAL TITLE 4. Texas A&M SEC Kevin Sumlin $5,000,000 $6,000 $5,006,000 $750,000 -- 5. Texas Big 12 Charlie Strong $5,000,000 $270 $5,000,270 $1,000,000 -- 6. Ohio State Big Ten Urban Meyer $4,486,640 $50,000 $4,536,640 $550,000 -- MULTIPLE NATIONAL TITLES 7. LSU SEC Les Miles $4,300,000 $69,582 $4,369,582 $700,000 -- NATIONAL TITLE 8. Penn State Big Ten James Franklin $4,300,000 -- $4,300,000 $1,000,000 -- 9. Iowa Big Ten Kirk Ferentz $4,075,000 $0 $4,075,000 $1,750,000 -- FUCKING GRIFTER 10. South Carolina SEC Steve Spurrier $4,000,000 $16,900 $4,016,900 $1,700,000 -- NATIONAL TITLE 11. Texas Christian Big 12 Gary Patterson $4,008,150 -- $4,008,150 -- -- 12. Auburn SEC Gus Malzahn $3,850,000 $4,500 $3,854,500 $1,400,000 -- NATIONAL TITLE 13. Washington PAC-12 Chris Petersen $3,681,720 $0 $3,681,720 $1,175,000 -- 14. Florida State ACC Jimbo Fisher $3,591,667 $0 $3,591,667 $1,275,000 -- NATIONAL TITLE 15. Oklahoma State Big 12 Mike Gundy $3,500,000 -- $3,500,000 $550,000 Iowa is getting soooooo fucked. Goddam GarBar. What an asshole. How the fuck do you pay this shitbag top 9 money for mid-30s results?  ? What about Chris Petersen, Mike Gundy, Kevin Sumlin, Charlie Strong, Gary Patterson, and James Franklin doh? |
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Post by NotMyKid on Nov 20, 2014 11:29:44 GMT -6
are they putting up shit records at Iowa and (other than gundy once) losing the fucking super bowl to fucktard roads? No? Ktksbai. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT OTHER SCHOOLS, HOFFA. I GRADUATED FROM IOWA, NOT FUCKING TCU OR WHEREVER THE FUCK. YOU FOLLOW?  |
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Post by Ginger on Nov 20, 2014 11:30:25 GMT -6
are they putting up shit records at Iowa and (other than gundy once) losing the fucking super bowl to fucktard roads? No? Ktksbai. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT OTHER SCHOOLS, HOFFA. I GRADUATED FROM IOWA, NOT FUCKING TCU OR WHEREVER THE FUCK. YOU FOLLOW? If you don't give a fuck about other schools why post the other schools coaches salaries? |
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Post by Ginger on Nov 20, 2014 11:32:39 GMT -6
are they putting up shit records at Iowa and (other than gundy once) losing the fucking super bowl to fucktard roads? No? Ktksbai. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT OTHER SCHOOLS, HOFFA. I GRADUATED FROM IOWA, NOT FUCKING TCU OR WHEREVER THE FUCK. YOU FOLLOW? I liked the other picture |
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Post by NotMyKid on Nov 20, 2014 11:34:37 GMT -6
I liked the other picture I did as well, but........ I thought either you (not really) or Socal would have been offended by the use of the C word so I changed it. |
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Nov 20, 2014 11:37:36 GMT -6
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Post by Ginger on Nov 20, 2014 11:40:23 GMT -6
I liked the other picture I did as well, but........ I thought either you (not really) or Socal would have been offended by the use of the C word so I changed it. Shit I didn't even notice. I work with cunts. I think SoCal objects to seeing them....on this site anyways. |
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Nov 20, 2014 11:40:24 GMT -6
"WHY DO YOU CARE WUT KIRT MAEKS?? U DON'T PAY HIS SALARY!! HE IS BEST EVER AND WE CAN'T DO BETTER!! THREE TIMES TOP TEN MOAR THAN A DECADE AGO!!!!!1" SCHOOL CONF HEAD COACH SCHOOL PAY OTHER PAY TOTAL PAY MAX BONUS STAFF PAY TOTAL 1. Alabama SEC Nick Saban $6,950,203 $209,984 $7,160,187 $700,000 -- MULTIPLE NATIONAL TITLES 2. Michigan State Big Ten Mark Dantonio $5,611,845 $24,300 $5,636,145 $650,000 -- 3. Oklahoma Big 12 Bob Stoops $5,058,333 $0 $5,058,333 $819,500 -- NATIONAL TITLE 4. Texas A&M SEC Kevin Sumlin $5,000,000 $6,000 $5,006,000 $750,000 -- 5. Texas Big 12 Charlie Strong $5,000,000 $270 $5,000,270 $1,000,000 -- 6. Ohio State Big Ten Urban Meyer $4,486,640 $50,000 $4,536,640 $550,000 -- MULTIPLE NATIONAL TITLES 7. LSU SEC Les Miles $4,300,000 $69,582 $4,369,582 $700,000 -- NATIONAL TITLE 8. Penn State Big Ten James Franklin $4,300,000 -- $4,300,000 $1,000,000 -- 9. Iowa Big Ten Kirk Ferentz $4,075,000 $0 $4,075,000 $1,750,000 -- FUCKING GRIFTER 10. South Carolina SEC Steve Spurrier $4,000,000 $16,900 $4,016,900 $1,700,000 -- NATIONAL TITLE 11. Texas Christian Big 12 Gary Patterson $4,008,150 -- $4,008,150 -- -- 12. Auburn SEC Gus Malzahn $3,850,000 $4,500 $3,854,500 $1,400,000 -- NATIONAL TITLE 13. Washington PAC-12 Chris Petersen $3,681,720 $0 $3,681,720 $1,175,000 -- 14. Florida State ACC Jimbo Fisher $3,591,667 $0 $3,591,667 $1,275,000 -- NATIONAL TITLE 15. Oklahoma State Big 12 Mike Gundy $3,500,000 -- $3,500,000 $550,000 Iowa is getting soooooo fucked. Goddam GarBar. What an asshole. How the fuck do you pay this shitbag top 9 money for mid-30s results? ?  |
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Post by egadsto on Nov 20, 2014 11:41:05 GMT -6
I liked the other picture I did as well, but........ I thought either you (not really) or Socal would have been offended by the use of the C word so I changed it.  |
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Post by egadsto on Nov 20, 2014 11:48:46 GMT -6
SUN'S OUT, GUNS OUT look at all those tavernhokkette gold diggers trying to get a piece of the Four Million Dollar Man "love you long time kirt!"  |
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Nov 20, 2014 12:02:25 GMT -6
All matter in life can be defined as mathematical equations, we are told. In Kirt's case: 7-5 + x = 4,000,000 where x = bowl game + no NCAA sanctions  |
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Nov 20, 2014 13:31:42 GMT -6
Somebody's mad...
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Post by NotMyKid on Nov 20, 2014 14:22:18 GMT -6
Yeah, but I'd much rather see Jen wearing a black and gold bikini than Mary. So would moast fans.  Jen, you aren't 18-25 it's time to take out the belly button ring. |
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Post by NOTTHOR on Nov 20, 2014 14:32:50 GMT -6
Yeah, but I'd much rather see Jen wearing a black and gold bikini than Mary. So would moast fans. Jen, you aren't 18-25 it's time to take out the belly button ring. That ring is prolly a device designed to keep Bert from crushing her if they have the sex. Old boy can't lean too hard against her or else the ring will cut him. Good safety move by the broad. |
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Post by Ginger on Nov 20, 2014 14:48:14 GMT -6
It's probably got a GPS device in it so Burt knows where she is.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Nov 20, 2014 15:35:34 GMT -6
Jen, you aren't 18-25 it's time to take out the belly button ring. That ring is prolly a device designed to keep Bert from crushing her if they have the sex. Old boy can't lean too hard against her or else the ring will cut him. Good safety move by the broad. Something tells me Bert doesn't need to worry about that. I just love the meet-cute they tried to pull..."Tee Hee, I just met him randomly at the high rollers table in Vegas! I had no idea who he was or what he did for months!" I call beard. |
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Post by Other on Nov 21, 2014 18:41:38 GMT -6
That ring is prolly a device designed to keep Bert from crushing her if they have the sex. Old boy can't lean too hard against her or else the ring will cut him. Good safety move by the broad. Something tells me Bert doesn't need to worry about that. I just love the meet-cute they tried to pull..."Tee Hee, I just met him randomly at the high rollers table in Vegas! I had no idea who he was or what he did for months!" I call beard. Seconded. I always thought he left Madison in an attempt bro get out ahead of something or to try to avoid it coming to light that he's teh gay. |
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