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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Nov 24, 2014 15:04:02 GMT -6
So they're having a Thanksgiving potlock at teh orifice today, and I was pretty pumped. I get here, and what are the dessert options? Brownies? Chocolate cake? Cookies? Fuck no. Carrot cake and sweet potato pie. I hope a fiery garden rake is up the ass of the hellborn person who decided that, instead of putting something sweet and delicious into their pie, they would prefer this bland, dirty, nasty ass shit they pulled out of the ground instead. No amount of sugar you put in it makes it ok! DAMN IT I AM FUCKING PISSED ABOUT THIS!!!!
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Nov 24, 2014 15:08:09 GMT -6
Are they covered in cream cheese frosting? If so quit your bitching and enjoy your heart attack.
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Post by Aborted Cyclone Fetus on Nov 24, 2014 15:10:05 GMT -6
Fuck you carrot cake is mother fucking delicious.
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Post by twinlaker on Nov 24, 2014 15:12:38 GMT -6
So they're having a Thanksgiving potlock at teh orifice today, and I was pretty pumped. I get here, and what are the dessert options? Brownies? Chocolate cake? Cookies? Fuck no. Carrot cake and sweet potato pie. I hope a fiery garden rake is up the ass of the hellborn person who decided that, instead of putting something sweet and delicious into their pie, they would prefer this bland, dirty, nasty ass shit they pulled out of the ground instead. No amount of sugar you put in it makes it ok! DAMN IT I AM FUCKING PISSED ABOUT THIS!!!!
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Nov 24, 2014 15:13:26 GMT -6
Keeps your blood pressure, and your cholesterol, down. You should be thanking them, you unthankful asshole. That's the thing Tweet...this shit is just as bad for you as delicous dessert, but has the side effect of tasting liek fresh ass. I mean, I eat vegetables because they're good for you. Why would I eat vegetables that are bad for me? The fucking sweet potato pie has liek 700 calories per slice, according to the bitch who made it. She said the only thing healthy in it was organic maple syrup, and no, she didn't say it to be funny, she really thinks organic maple syrup is good for you.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Nov 24, 2014 15:14:16 GMT -6
Fuck you carrot cake is mother fucking delicious. THIS CARROT CAKE HAS FUCKING RAISINS!!!! TAKE IT BACK!!!
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Nov 24, 2014 15:19:28 GMT -6
THIS CARROT CAKE HAS FUCKING RAISINS!!!! TAKE IT BACK!!! Can't argue with this. I love raisins, and I love carrot cake, but NEVER together. You should set fire to the building. I went into Fran rage and kicked a door off the kitchen cabinet. Now I have to play it cool for another hour.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Nov 24, 2014 15:31:38 GMT -6
Is the gal who made the sweet potato pie black? Because that's a black folk fave. I checked with the closest black woman I could find, and she told me that she didn't have any, because she doesn't liek sweet potato pie. You a racist.
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Post by The Resistance on Nov 24, 2014 15:34:06 GMT -6
Is the gal who made the sweet potato pie black? Because that's a black folk fave. No but I bet she's fat. The fat one's always think they are fooling someone eating vegetables and nutritious shit in public.
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Post by Ginger on Nov 24, 2014 15:46:45 GMT -6
I love carrot cake, even with raisins and sweet potato pie. I do prefer pumpkin pie though.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Nov 24, 2014 15:56:19 GMT -6
I love carrot cake, even with raisins and sweet potato pie. I do prefer pumpkin pie though. I can't express how much this post pisses me off.
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Post by thunderhawk on Nov 24, 2014 15:58:39 GMT -6
Pumpkin pie is liek teh only desert I ever eat, aside from a random ice cream cone now and then.
I fucking love pumpkin pie.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Nov 24, 2014 16:13:07 GMT -6
A shooting rampage is really the only way to show u r serious.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Nov 24, 2014 16:20:59 GMT -6
A shooting rampage is really the only way to show u r serious. Obama took my guns because I'm white.
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Post by Ginger on Nov 24, 2014 16:29:48 GMT -6
I love carrot cake, even with raisins and sweet potato pie. I do prefer pumpkin pie though. I can't express how much this post pisses me off. You sound like you need a break from desserts.
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Nov 24, 2014 16:40:24 GMT -6
A shooting rampage is really the only way to show u r serious. Obama took my guns because I'm white. Good thing you are not in ferguson then. Whitey is going to need all the guns they can carry tonight.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Nov 24, 2014 16:47:42 GMT -6
One of the guys I went to Ames with said "I think this is the big one. We might have to go down there to protect ourselves." I just told him I haven't been following the story. You know how to make a drive across Iowa on highway 30 worse? Engage in a political discussion with the middle-aged, rural, white, gun owning Republican you're riding with. Instead, we talked about all of the old strip clubs he used to go to in central Iowa. Apparently Zearing and Colo had quite the scene back in the day, but "the damn internet ruined it".
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Post by Stan's Field on Nov 24, 2014 16:50:08 GMT -6
Fuck you carrot cake is mother fucking delicious. If you're a fucking rabbit craving sugar, then yeah, otherwise fuck no it's not..
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Post by The Resistance on Nov 24, 2014 17:17:59 GMT -6
Who puts raisins in anything.
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Post by Ginger on Nov 24, 2014 17:29:03 GMT -6
I suppose you don't like prunes either.
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Post by Stan's Field on Nov 24, 2014 17:55:14 GMT -6
Deglet Noor FTW
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Nov 24, 2014 17:56:24 GMT -6
I suppose you don't like prunes either. I love prunes. They're delicious. Also liek medjool dates. Mmmmm Figs are ok too. Newtons! Sounds liek you BM liek a superstar.
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Post by Ginger on Nov 24, 2014 17:57:16 GMT -6
I love prunes. They're delicious. Also liek medjool dates. Mmmmm Figs are ok too. Newtons! Sounds liek you BM liek a superstar. Probably doesn't even have to squat
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Post by Ginger on Nov 24, 2014 17:58:01 GMT -6
I suppose you don't like prunes either. I love prunes. They're delicious. Also liek medjool dates. Mmmmm Figs are ok too. Newtons! I like all of those too.
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Post by Stan's Field on Nov 24, 2014 18:28:21 GMT -6
Sounds liek you BM liek a superstar. I am quite proud of muh regularity. Well, when you're always full of it..... Pppfffffffffffffftttttttttttccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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