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Post by Other on Nov 27, 2014 18:53:44 GMT -6
Because you posses poor planning skills. You can tell your bowels when and when not to push forward? Talented person! I can't even fathom the disaster your life must be.
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Post by Stan's Field on Nov 27, 2014 18:55:44 GMT -6
You can tell your bowels when and when not to push forward? Talented person! I can't even fathom the disaster your life must be. Dick
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Post by Stan's Field on Nov 27, 2014 18:58:42 GMT -6
Why does gravitational warping of spacetime result in variation in the experience of time itself? I know this is true, but it vexes me. Vacuum bubbles.
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Post by Solar Stud on Nov 27, 2014 21:18:45 GMT -6
I can't even fathom the disaster your life must be. LOL WUT? Seff owns a little portion of Durant, IA. And he even has new laminate counter tops. That ain't no disaster, guy. Haha.....oh, this board is just a way for folks to release some remaining adolescent nonsense. Yeah, they want me to join the city council (really) and see about the mayorship (probable). I hope they have plenty of close-by toilets....I'll need em!
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Post by Earl Slick on Nov 28, 2014 6:15:37 GMT -6
Is Kurt Ferretz the wealthiest man in Johnson County, Iowa? Are you talking about treasures on earth?
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Post by Ginger on Nov 28, 2014 7:20:38 GMT -6
LOL WUT? Seff owns a little portion of Durant, IA. And he even has new laminate counter tops. That ain't no disaster, guy. Haha.....oh, this board is just a way for folks to release some remaining adolescent nonsense. Yeah, they want me to join the city council (really) and see about the mayorship (probable). I hope they have plenty of close-by toilets....I'll need em! Seth for mayor!
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Post by thunderhawk on Dec 11, 2014 11:47:56 GMT -6
If everything you see is dictated by the speed of light, are you always looking into the past?
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Post by Other on Dec 11, 2014 12:16:34 GMT -6
If everything you see is dictated by the speed of light, are you always looking into the past? No but you are always standing in the future.
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Post by thunderhawk on Dec 11, 2014 14:23:13 GMT -6
It is impossible to realize you're in the present. By the time your brain processes the relevant information, the event is in the past. Ergo you are always living in the past, and it's a condition of existence.
So when someone accuses you of living in the past, just say "fuck off, hypocrite."
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Post by egadsto on Dec 11, 2014 14:47:46 GMT -6
It is impossible to realize you're in the present. By the time your brain processes the relevant information, the event is in the past. Ergo you are always living in the past, and it's a condition of existence. So when someone accuses you of living in the past, just say "fuck off, hypocrite."
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Post by Earl Slick on Dec 11, 2014 14:56:50 GMT -6
A rich man asked Sengai to write something for the continued prosperity of his family so that it might be treasured from generation to generation.
Sengai obtained a large sheet of paper and wrote: “Father dies, son dies, grandson dies.”
The rich man became angry. “I asked you to write something for the happiness of my family! Why do you make such a joke of this?”
“No joke is intended,” explained Sengai. “If before you yourself die your son should die, this would grieve you greatly. If your grandson should pass away before your son, both of you would be broken-hearted. If your family, generation after generation, passes away in the order I have named, it will be the natural course of life. I call this real prosperity.”
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Post by egadsto on Dec 11, 2014 15:05:34 GMT -6
A rich man asked Sengai to write something for the continued prosperity of his family so that it might be treasured from generation to generation. Sengai obtained a large sheet of paper and wrote: “Father dies, son dies, grandson dies.” The rich man became angry. “I asked you to write something for the happiness of my family! Why do you make such a joke of this?” “No joke is intended,” explained Sengai. “If before you yourself die your son should die, this would grieve you greatly. If your grandson should pass away before your son, both of you would be broken-hearted. If your family, generation after generation, passes away in the order I have named, it will be the natural course of life. I call this real prosperity.”
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Post by Earl Slick on Dec 11, 2014 19:02:19 GMT -6
A rich man asked Sengai to write something for the continued prosperity of his family so that it might be treasured from generation to generation. Sengai obtained a large sheet of paper and wrote: “Father dies, son dies, grandson dies.” The rich man became angry. “I asked you to write something for the happiness of my family! Why do you make such a joke of this?” “No joke is intended,” explained Sengai. “If before you yourself die your son should die, this would grieve you greatly. If your grandson should pass away before your son, both of you would be broken-hearted. If your family, generation after generation, passes away in the order I have named, it will be the natural course of life. I call this real prosperity.” Nothingness envelops Everything. When you understand this, you will have true knowledge, Grasshopper.
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Post by egadsto on Dec 11, 2014 21:51:53 GMT -6
Nothingness envelops Everything. When you understand this, you will have true knowledge, Grasshopper.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Dec 14, 2014 18:22:06 GMT -6
Why arent the best places in the world for cheese steaks in Wisconsin?
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Post by Solar Stud on Dec 14, 2014 22:31:54 GMT -6
Is there real proof of a 5th dimension? Well, of course.....
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Post by Solar Stud on Dec 14, 2014 22:36:52 GMT -6
Today is the Tomorrow you worried about Yesterday.
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Post by Other on Dec 14, 2014 22:42:12 GMT -6
Today is the Tomorrow you worried about Yesterday. Drinking is stealing happiness from tomorrow...
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Post by Stan's Field on Dec 14, 2014 23:34:06 GMT -6
Today is the Tomorrow you worried about Yesterday. Drinking is stealing happiness from tomorrow... stop it
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Post by egadsto on Dec 15, 2014 7:28:49 GMT -6
Today is the Tomorrow you worried about Yesterday.
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Post by Earl Slick on Dec 15, 2014 8:28:46 GMT -6
Here's another one from the same general era, with Rick Derringer on guitar.
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Post by Stan's Field on Dec 15, 2014 8:32:38 GMT -6
Used to love that song. But seeing it now, I'm realizing it's about 32 bars of the same thing and never really goes anywhere. I threatened in OK4P's how old is scooter thread to go sit in the tub and open a vein. After watching this I've decided, instead, to stick my head inside a gas oven. Thanks, egads. Holy shit.....
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Post by egadsto on Dec 15, 2014 8:52:30 GMT -6
Used to love that song. But seeing it now, I'm realizing it's about 32 bars of the same thing and never really goes anywhere. I threatened in OK4P's how old is scooter thread to go sit in the tub and open a vein. After watching this I've decided, instead, to stick my head inside a gas oven. Thanks, egads. Come on now. That's when music was music. OK, this is what I listened to driving into work today. And, there are many mysteries in this song.
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Post by egadsto on Dec 22, 2014 16:46:29 GMT -6
More mystery ... why isn't music this good? Political correctness be damned!
(1st verse) Well it's Friday night
I need a fight
If she don't spread
I'm gonna bust her head
The guy has gone mad
'Cause his chicks been had
What can we do
When there's four of you
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Post by LansingHawk on Dec 22, 2014 16:56:26 GMT -6
I used to have all these on 8-track. I'm guessing Tweets may have as well.
Save me some room in the oven.
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