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Post by egadsto on Jan 2, 2015 17:10:09 GMT -6
Ho Li Fuk. Just caught score on ESPN. It hasn't been that close.
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Post by Ginger on Jan 2, 2015 17:15:15 GMT -6
I just played URETHRA in Words with Friends...For 14 points.
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Post by The Resistance on Jan 2, 2015 17:19:06 GMT -6
Damn, I'm sorry I made other plans for today instead of watching Kirt earn his 3.75 mil. Wait a minute, no I'm not. The over/under on how far into his post game presser he uses the phrase "that's football" is 125 seconds. $4.075 million, pal. You think such a successful, elite coach would settle for $3.75 million? Chuck you have to love the fact that in 29 days he gets a 525,000 longevity bonus.
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Post by LansingHawk on Jan 2, 2015 17:21:07 GMT -6
$4.075 million, pal. You think such a successful, elite coach would settle for $3.75 million? Chuck you have to love the fact that in 29 days he gets a 525,000 longevity bonus. If he has any idea of right and wrong he won't accept it.
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Post by LansingHawk on Jan 2, 2015 17:24:05 GMT -6
Chuck you have to love the fact that in 29 days he gets a 525,000 longevity bonus. When it comes to running a successful major football program, the motherfucker is a joke. When it comes to stacking paper, the motherfucker is top shelf. He should be yer hero then.
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Post by The Resistance on Jan 2, 2015 17:25:56 GMT -6
Gary Barta is so incompetent he couldn't even administer a lethel injection.
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Post by The Resistance on Jan 2, 2015 17:28:17 GMT -6
Dolphin may take his drinking to a new level today after this one.
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Post by egadsto on Jan 2, 2015 17:30:49 GMT -6
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Post by The Resistance on Jan 2, 2015 17:34:08 GMT -6
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Post by egadsto on Jan 2, 2015 17:34:59 GMT -6
Parker trying out for QB!
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Post by The Resistance on Jan 2, 2015 17:35:51 GMT -6
Both Parkers shit the bed today.
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Jan 2, 2015 17:48:20 GMT -6
LULULZ OVER 2ND HALF.
THANKS HOX.
APPRECIATE IT.
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Post by twinlaker on Jan 2, 2015 17:48:28 GMT -6
Beathard is clearly superior to joke. If you didn't see that today, ur a simpleton suffering from denial. Ktksbai. Who ever gets him next year, should send KF flowers...
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Post by racerhawk on Jan 2, 2015 18:22:40 GMT -6
Agreed. We have players who just shouldn't be playing D1 ball. It's really sad how far things have dropped. But hey, people will remind you that they sat through Frank Laterbur (sic) or Bob Commings, and that we should all be thankful and pay our money. That brokedick attitude pisses me off. Fuck those mediocrity-embracing jerkoffs. I sat around some folks at teh Nebby game who were "medicocrity-embracing jerkoffs" as you say in your culture. I stood up and yelled right before they fucking kicked it to Pierson-El the second time (he had previously returned one 50 yards and was tackled by the punter) and said "don't fuckin kick it to this guy. He and Bell are the weapons!" And they fuckin did it anyway. No one listens to me. Some old guy turned around and said "we heard you." I said "too bad Kirk didn't" and I wasn't accepted into the aww shucks brokedikk club.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jan 2, 2015 18:40:39 GMT -6
Beathard is clearly superior to joke. If you didn't see that today, ur a simpleton suffering from denial. Ktksbai. Based on what? The way he lit it up in garbage time, or the way he came out after halftime like shit? 3rd quarter stats? 1/3 passing for -4 yards and an interception and 38 yards rushing and one fumble. Only after Tennessee stopped trying late in the 4th did Beat Hard get going... Like I've been saying, neither QB is any good, but Joke fucks up less.
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Post by Other on Jan 2, 2015 18:52:18 GMT -6
Produces a lot less too. CJ >>> rudedick. Flail away if you must, trying to prove the opposite, but know that you won't succeed in convincing anyone who isn't a totes retard. Let's be honest they both suck dog dick.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jan 2, 2015 18:53:06 GMT -6
That brokedick attitude pisses me off. Fuck those mediocrity-embracing jerkoffs. I sat around some folks at teh Nebby game who were "medicocrity-embracing jerkoffs" as you say in your culture. I stood up and yelled right before they fucking kicked it to Pierson-El the second time (he had previously returned one 50 yards and was tackled by the punter) and said "don't fuckin kick it to this guy. He and Bell are the weapons!" And they fuckin did it anyway. No one listens to me. Some old guy turned around and said "we heard you." I said "too bad Kirk didn't" and I wasn't accepted into the aww shucks brokedikk club. Holy balls, racerhawk in the motherfucking house. How you been, bro? You still up in Wisconsin?
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Post by Plez Azkins on Jan 2, 2015 19:21:19 GMT -6
Our LB corpse is such a fucking joke. This has to be the worse LB crew in the KF era. CJ is better than Jake, but the dude still needs some receivers that can get open. Until we can get some receivers that can separate (not happening anytime soon) they need to start crootin' athletic QBs ala Brad Banks.
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Post by racerhawk on Jan 2, 2015 19:32:51 GMT -6
I sat around some folks at teh Nebby game who were "medicocrity-embracing jerkoffs" as you say in your culture. I stood up and yelled right before they fucking kicked it to Pierson-El the second time (he had previously returned one 50 yards and was tackled by the punter) and said "don't fuckin kick it to this guy. He and Bell are the weapons!" And they fuckin did it anyway. No one listens to me. Some old guy turned around and said "we heard you." I said "too bad Kirk didn't" and I wasn't accepted into the aww shucks brokedikk club. Holy balls, racerhawk in the motherfucking house. How you been, bro? You still up in Wisconsin? Hello Mildcat! Yes, I'm still in the People's Republic of Madison. The Badger fans are worse than ever.
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Post by racerhawk on Jan 2, 2015 19:34:07 GMT -6
Our LB corpse is such a fucking joke. This has to be the worse LB crew in the KF era. CJ is better than Jake, but the dude still needs some receivers that can get open. Until we can get some receivers that can separate (not happening anytime soon) they need to start crootin' athletic QBs ala Brad Banks. Werd to big berd. Your poast is spot on. The LBs couldn't start at Toledo. We need affletes.
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Post by Stan's Field on Jan 2, 2015 19:42:46 GMT -6
Produces a lot less too. CJ >>> rudedick. Flail away if you must, trying to prove the opposite, but know that you won't succeed in convincing anyone who isn't a totes retard. Let's be honest they both suck dog dick. That's really not fair to dog dicks...
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jan 2, 2015 21:35:13 GMT -6
Produces a lot less too. CJ >>> rudedick. Flail away if you must, trying to prove the opposite, but know that you won't succeed in convincing anyone who isn't a totes retard. Based on what? Two terrible fucking turnovers and some garbage time TD's? Again, not saying Joke is any better, but I still like him better going forward. If CJ needs to pout and transfer and waste his eligibility playing QB for whatever shitty midmajor wants him (which won't be many), moar power to him.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jan 3, 2015 0:18:12 GMT -6
CJ: 13/23 for 145 yards (6.3 ypc); 2 TDs, 1 int. Joke: 2/8 for 32 yards (4 ypc}; 0 TDs, 0 int. Yeah, jake clearly better. And blow your idiotic "it was garbage time" bullshit out your ass. The entire game was garbage time for Iowa. FFS, the entire season was. It was fucking garbage time, asshole. Look, there was possibly a point in the season where if Kurt had started CJ in lieu of Joke, we would have been better by the end of the year. But he didn't and we weren't and CJ is gone. Sofaking what? They both fucking suck ass as of right now. Absolute fucking ass. I won't fully blame them, as the line did them no fucking favors. If that cocksucker Brain Ferrets werqed for a real B1G program or an SEC program his dumb fucking ass would be signing up for unemployment benefits on Monday. But his god damned dad isn't going to fire him. In fact, he's going to do us one fucking better. First Ferentz presser (read between the lines) once that cocksucker gets back from his vacation: "Oh, you no likey Gerg fucking god damned fuckstick Davis? Fine, fuck it, I'll fire him. Oh, by the way, I fired him too late to hire a competent replacement, so my numbnuts fucking kid who ate a bunch of god damned paint chips at our old house in Baltimore is going to be the new OC." But back to mah original rant. Okay, so Beathard comes in and we win the last two instead of losing them. We draw OSU in Indy. We go play Auburn in a bowl after losing 73 to 0 to OSU. Would you be happy then? Huh, would you? Would you have liked to watch John fucking Lowdermilk try to tackle Cardale? How about Weisman running right at Bosa? Would you have liked to see Bo Bowers one on one versus that fucking stud RB OSU has? Then, would you like to see Josey fucking Jewell try to stuff Auburn's stud QB on a read option? Fuck no. You'd be 10x more pissed off than you are now. Sure, we got embarrassed today, but Ferentz saved us from a far bigger embarrassment. More importantly, he saved himself from being put on stage opposite Urban fucking Meyer. 5 years ago, we had a ballclub that could go toe to fucking toe with OSU. He doesn't want to even see those fuckers now because it would be ricockulous.
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Post by egadsto on Jan 3, 2015 8:49:23 GMT -6
CJ: 13/23 for 145 yards (6.3 ypc); 2 TDs, 1 int. Joke: 2/8 for 32 yards (4 ypc}; 0 TDs, 0 int. Yeah, jake clearly better. And blow your idiotic "it was garbage time" bullshit out your ass. The entire game was garbage time for Iowa. FFS, the entire season was. It was fucking garbage time, asshole. Look, there was possibly a point in the season where if Kurt had started CJ in lieu of Joke, we would have been better by the end of the year. But he didn't and we weren't and CJ is gone. Sofaking what? They both fucking suck ass as of right now. Absolute fucking ass. I won't fully blame them, as the line did them no fucking favors. If that cocksucker Brain Ferrets werqed for a real B1G program or an SEC program his dumb fucking ass would be signing up for unemployment benefits on Monday. But his god damned dad isn't going to fire him. In fact, he's going to do us one fucking better. First Ferentz presser (read between the lines) once that cocksucker gets back from his vacation: "Oh, you no likey Gerg fucking god damned fuckstick Davis? Fine, fuck it, I'll fire him. Oh, by the way, I fired him too late to hire a competent replacement, so my numbnuts fucking kid who ate a bunch of god damned paint chips at our old house in Baltimore is going to be the new OC." But back to mah original rant. Okay, so Beathard comes in and we win the last two instead of losing them. We draw OSU in Indy. We go play Auburn in a bowl after losing 73 to 0 to OSU. Would you be happy then? Huh, would you? Would you have liked to watch John fucking Lowdermilk try to tackle Cardale? How about Weisman running right at Bosa? Would you have liked to see Bo Bowers one on one versus that fucking stud RB OSU has? Then, would you like to see Josey fucking Jewell try to stuff Auburn's stud QB on a read option? Fuck no. You'd be 10x more pissed off than you are now. Sure, we got embarrassed today, but Ferentz saved us from a far bigger embarrassment. More importantly, he saved himself from being put on stage opposite Urban fucking Meyer. 5 years ago, we had a ballclub that could go toe to fucking toe with OSU. He doesn't want to even see those fuckers now because it would be ricockulous.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jan 3, 2015 9:21:15 GMT -6
None of that is germane to my point, which is that I'm sick to death of reading ghost's regurgitation of the kirt party line. Rudock is NOT better than Beathard, and Rudock does NOT give Iowa a better chance of winning. These are false assertions, easily disproved. Then how come instead of disproving my "false assertions", you just ramble on about non-sequitur bullshit? Like I said before, CJ had the offense the entire 3rd quarter. Kirt had finally had enough of Joke and gave CJ the reigns 100%. What happened when CJ was 100% in charge? He completed one pass for -4 yards and committed two turnovers, and GOT FUCKING BENCHED FOR RUDOCK! Rudock gives us a better chance at winning because he's not as big a fuck up. There is a reason CJ sat on the fucking bench all season, and I'm not going to be blinded by some garbage time stat stuffing. Pack up your scrunchies and Proactive CJ...see you on the bench of some mid-major.
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