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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Dec 8, 2014 8:50:30 GMT -6
I officiated a youth bball tournament yesterday. One of the last games of the day featured a team from Sun Prairie Wi (the most suburby white bread part of Madison) and a more urban team from Beloit (think south side of Chicago only blacker and poorer). Anywho late in the game one of the Beloit kids drove to the bucket scored and got fouled. He got up from the floor, stood over his opponent, beat on his chest and yelled "I ain't even playin motherfucker", loud enough for everyone to hear. I promptly slapped a T on that little miscreant. I walk him over to the bench and say that kind of language might work on the street but it's got no place here. His mom who wuz hovering behind the bench immediately starts going off on me. I mean she's fucking in screaming irate flabby arm black lady mode. It wuz so bad if I were a cop in Missouri I foods legally shot her in fear for my life from death by arm flab.
Anywho this lady is going off on me about being a racist that her son "don't run on no mutherfuckin street" and now he's a good clean boy and how I'm a cracker who finks every little black kid is a street thug. I'm all like bitch please I don't fink he's a street kid cause he talks like Ice Cube from boys in the hood and at halftime I'm purty sure I saw him smoking crack and knocking up three different girls. So now I gotsta frow this mom out of the gym and she grabs her kid and takes her wif her and needless to say the whole rest of the crowd is none too happy wif me and yells at me the rest of the game (they loose).
So what's the deal?
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Post by Other on Dec 8, 2014 9:00:19 GMT -6
Ordinarily I'd vote Otter but that's pretty racist Duff.
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Post by Aborted Cyclone Fetus on Dec 8, 2014 9:03:53 GMT -6
If you have to ask, then you probably are.
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Dec 8, 2014 9:05:35 GMT -6
You were reffing a girls youth game? Jesus.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Dec 8, 2014 9:08:11 GMT -6
Did you offer her some grape soda to calm her down? I find that usually helps.
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Post by Ginger on Dec 8, 2014 9:08:44 GMT -6
Okay I'll play. I voted otter because I like him. If this really did happen you should have only said that was bad sportsmanship and you're not going to tolerate that in your game (but of course did it with one of those neck waggles.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Dec 8, 2014 9:08:47 GMT -6
You were reffing a girls youth game? Jesus. Boys on Sunday, girls were Saturday.
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Post by Ginger on Dec 8, 2014 9:09:27 GMT -6
Did you offer her some grape soda to calm her down? I find that usually helps. Diet?
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Dec 8, 2014 9:09:39 GMT -6
You were reffing a girls youth game? Jesus.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Dec 8, 2014 9:10:31 GMT -6
Did you offer her some grape soda to calm her down? I find that usually helps. I shooda done that. I got a whole pitcher of target purple drank in my fridge I cooda shared wif her.
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Dec 8, 2014 9:12:37 GMT -6
Good God duff, if you really think Beloit is worse than the souf side of Chicago, it is clear to me you have never been to cal city.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Dec 8, 2014 9:13:52 GMT -6
Did you offer her some grape soda to calm her down? I find that usually helps. I shooda done that. I got a whole pitcher of target purple drank in my fridge I cooda shared wif her. Or if that fails, you can take a piece of Popeye's chicken and throw it, then make a getaway when she runs after it.
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Post by Earl Slick on Dec 8, 2014 9:16:38 GMT -6
Did you offer her some grape soda to calm her down? I find that usually helps. Diet? Oh, HELL no.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Dec 8, 2014 10:22:39 GMT -6
Duff: setting southern wisconsin race relations back 50 years with one idiotic comment to a minor. atta boy, Duff. good jerb, good effort. Well, you've been pressuring him to find a jerb. There you have it.
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Post by thunderhawk on Dec 8, 2014 10:35:46 GMT -6
Ida said "You're right, son, you ain't even playin, motherfucker" and tossed his jungle bunny ass from the game. And when his bling-toothed ape momma went all Jerry Springer up in there, I woulda said "we have standards and manners here, lady, and seeing how the apple hasn't fallen far from the tree, you can join lil' E in the parking lot." Also, Beloit is mostly a cracker prole town IIRC. It ain't nothing liek the south side of Chiraq.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Dec 8, 2014 10:42:03 GMT -6
I think Beloit is liek Rock Island to Janesville's Davenport.
Also, they have a minor league baseball team, for some reason, and it's named after pussy, for some reason.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Dec 8, 2014 10:57:50 GMT -6
Ida said "You're right, son, you ain't even playin, motherfucker" and tossed his jungle bunny ass from the game. And when his bling-toothed ape momma went all Jerry Springer up in there, I woulda said "we have standards and manners here, lady, and seeing how the apple hasn't fallen far from the tree, you can join lil' E in the parking lot." Also, Beloit is mostly a cracker prole town IIRC. It ain't nothing liek the south side of Chiraq. You gotta understand man. It is so white that once you've been here a year if you see one black person in a town it automatically becomes the most ghetto place in the world.
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Post by thunderhawk on Dec 8, 2014 11:03:38 GMT -6
Ida said "You're right, son, you ain't even playin, motherfucker" and tossed his jungle bunny ass from the game. And when his bling-toothed ape momma went all Jerry Springer up in there, I woulda said "we have standards and manners here, lady, and seeing how the apple hasn't fallen far from the tree, you can join lil' E in the parking lot." Also, Beloit is mostly a cracker prole town IIRC. It ain't nothing liek the south side of Chiraq. You gotta understand man. It is so white that once you've been here a year if you see one black person in a town it automatically becomes the most ghetto place in the world. Oh I know. My high school had one black kid, and that fucker got sent to juvie, so then we had none. No wetbacks, no chinks, nothing. Just pasty fucking blinding white. In other words, a Joni Ernst dreamworld. Actually we did have a Japanese exchange student once. That was the extent of our multiculturalism.
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Post by egadsto on Dec 8, 2014 11:05:26 GMT -6
You gotta understand man. It is so white that once you've been here a year if you see one black person in a town it automatically becomes the most ghetto place in the world. Oh I know. My high school had one black kid, and that fucker got sent to juvie, so then we had none. No wetbacks, no chinks, nothing. Just pasty fucking blinding white. In other words, a Joni Ernst dreamworld. Actually we did have a Japanese exchange student once. That was the extent of our multiculturalism.
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Post by thunderhawk on Dec 8, 2014 11:24:27 GMT -6
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Post by thunderhawk on Dec 8, 2014 11:31:44 GMT -6
SO WHAT? GEORGE SOROS AND TOM STEYER!!! LULZ that's exactly the GoebbelsVision talking points in the comments section.
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Post by thunderhawk on Dec 8, 2014 11:40:56 GMT -6
LULZ that's exactly the GoebbelsVision talking points in the comments section. Soros ain't even in the game anymore. And Steyer is *gasp* spending his own money (key point) in an effort to support candidates who believe in science. Such audacity! Every morning when I wake up, when I check my news feed, I always have this scintilla of hope that overnight Scalia or Thomas or Alito has suffered a massive, life-snuffing medical catastrophe. That's what my hope for America has been reduced to.
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Post by The Resistance on Dec 8, 2014 11:41:14 GMT -6
Duff you should be in a line for a raise at the maintenance shop at the golf course if the crew get's wind of this.
Telling some kid to keep that shit in the hood.
Problem
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Dec 8, 2014 11:46:26 GMT -6
He ain't even playing motherfucker!
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Dec 8, 2014 12:12:01 GMT -6
He ain't even playing motherfucker! let's have fun with that phrase through the use of creative commas! "I ain't even, playing motherfucker!" "I ain't, even playing motherfucker!" Look at all the fun you're having.
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