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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Dec 13, 2014 13:09:06 GMT -6
So there was some debate in the Hooray for Ames thread about what deserves this title. It's hard to figure, but I have narrowed it down to, in my mind, four finalists. I would liek a lively debate on this. 1. Troll Cart 2. Hooray For Ames! 3. Tom Venables 4. Should have brought your pee bottles. www.insiderinternetdating.com/blog/internet-dating-tips/how-to-screw-up-a-first-date-epic-fail/I am going to add a bonus fif, bince I think I'm the only one who thinks this has a chance, but this is, at least top 5 material, at least to me... 5. Nerf Gun Thug Life
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Dec 13, 2014 13:35:52 GMT -6
youjizz.com
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Post by NOTTHOR on Dec 13, 2014 13:41:52 GMT -6
Well, picking a best means drawing from a lot of genres and media types and ultimately it is a fool's errand, liek trying to pick the best football playa evah. Is it LT? Is it Joe Montana? Is it Jerry Rice? Strong cases can be made, but comparing across positions is hard, so if we are talking non-pr0n (xhamster is the best thing on the internet and it ain't even close) I would suggest categories, subject to discussion:
Best gif (clearly troll cart)
Best youtube video
Best facebook poast (clearly venables)
Best youtube meme (many great ones, I personally liek Jim Ross commentary including the runaway golf cart and stupid bitch gets hit in the head by a shovel)
Best gif meme (obviously dickbutt, followed closely by troll)
Best shit story
Etc.
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Post by egadsto on Dec 13, 2014 13:53:14 GMT -6
Well, picking a best means drawing from a lot of genres and media types and ultimately it is a fool's errand, liek trying to pick the best football playa evah. Is it LT? Is it Joe Montana? Is it Jerry Rice? Strong cases can be made, but comparing across positions is hard, so if we are talking non-pr0n (xhamster is the best thing on the internet and it ain't even close) I would suggest categories, subject to discussion: Best gif (clearly troll cart) Best youtube video Best facebook poast (clearly venables) Best youtube meme (many great ones, I personally liek Jim Ross commentary including the runaway golf cart and stupid bitch gets hit in the head by a shovel) Best gif meme (obviously dickbutt, followed closely by troll) Best shit story Etc. How about things that involve fruit? Separate category?
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Dec 13, 2014 16:29:23 GMT -6
Bobby Knight...not funny
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Post by Earl Slick on Dec 13, 2014 19:16:17 GMT -6
One day Banzan was walking through a market. He overheard a customer say to the butcher, "Give me the best piece of meat you have." "Everything in my shop is the best," replied the butcher. "You can not find any piece of meat that is not the best." At these words, Banzan was enlightened.
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Dec 13, 2014 19:25:57 GMT -6
so der were 4 ghey guys....
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Post by Other on Dec 14, 2014 16:29:17 GMT -6
I like the five inches deep in your mom kid much moar that nerd gun kid.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Dec 14, 2014 16:40:07 GMT -6
I like the five inches deep in your mom kid much moar that nerd gun kid. Yeah, but you also think that good guys have green lasers. You clearly have no fucking idea what you're talking about in anything.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Dec 14, 2014 17:24:57 GMT -6
Well there's gotta be room for this...
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Dec 14, 2014 17:27:51 GMT -6
Also best public service announcement category...
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Post by Other on Dec 14, 2014 17:39:48 GMT -6
I like the five inches deep in your mom kid much moar that nerd gun kid. Yeah, but you also think that good guys have green lasers. You clearly have no fucking idea what you're talking about in anything. Darth Vadar has a red laser sword you idiot.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Dec 14, 2014 18:16:47 GMT -6
Yeah, but you also think that good guys have green lasers. You clearly have no fucking idea what you're talking about in anything. Darth Vadar has a red laser sword you idiot. A LIGHTSABER IS NOT A LASER YOU ASSHOLE!!!A laser is concentrated photon light energy, whereas a lightsaber is concentrated plasma energy. Fucking dork, learn science.
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Post by Other on Dec 14, 2014 18:38:31 GMT -6
I'm a little ashamed not admit how much it amuses me when I make Billy mad. I picture Billy mincing around in his kimono wringing his tiny little hands whilst muttering about the differences between plasma and lasers.....lulz
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Post by Stan's Field on Dec 14, 2014 19:54:22 GMT -6
Billy's blue eyes is like lazers for getting through minors' clothing.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Dec 15, 2014 7:28:03 GMT -6
I'm a little ashamed not admit how much it amuses me when I make Billy mad. I picture Billy mincing around in his kimono wringing his tiny little hands whilst muttering about the differences between plasma and lasers.....lulz
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Post by Other on Dec 15, 2014 8:52:32 GMT -6
I'm a little ashamed not admit how much it amuses me when I make Billy mad. I picture Billy mincing around in his kimono wringing his tiny little hands whilst muttering about the differences between plasma and lasers.....lulz Apparently it's impossibru for me to proofread.
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Post by Stan's Field on Dec 15, 2014 8:54:06 GMT -6
To answer this thread..........the trollkart won the fucking internet. Sorry. We ain't fucking doing "categories". Lots of stuff is funny. Trollkart is fucking God.
Issue? PM me now to get a great deal on your next skullfucking. Enter code "BLUE EYED LOVER BOY" at checkout for half off.
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Post by Earl Slick on Dec 15, 2014 9:00:18 GMT -6
I have to split my vote between the troll cart and the grape stomping lady. That shit makes me laugh every time.
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Post by Stan's Field on Dec 15, 2014 9:03:55 GMT -6
Apparently it's impossibru for me to proofread. I was gunna "wtf" your choice of words, but then I was all "lol"
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Dec 15, 2014 15:05:55 GMT -6
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Dec 15, 2014 16:09:21 GMT -6
Whar Chad Greenway story in celebrity reddit fread.
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Post by egadsto on Dec 15, 2014 16:14:23 GMT -6
Whar Chad Greenway story in celebrity reddit fread.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Dec 27, 2014 10:26:43 GMT -6
What is the best of the internet in 2014? My nominee is shovel girl...
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Post by egadsto on Dec 27, 2014 11:15:14 GMT -6
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