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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2014 11:01:55 GMT -6
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Post by egadsto on Dec 18, 2014 11:05:52 GMT -6
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Dec 18, 2014 11:25:51 GMT -6
Story Co is a fucking mess this week!
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Post by thunderhawk on Dec 18, 2014 11:40:10 GMT -6
On a related note, I had to go into the 73rd Street Wal Mart yesterday and I still haven't shaken it off.
FUCK YOU TARGET FOR NOT STOCKING THAT GODDAMN FUCKING TOASTER.
My God. The humanity.
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Post by egadsto on Dec 18, 2014 11:43:12 GMT -6
On a related note, I had to go into the 73rd Street Wal Mart yesterday and I still haven't shaken it off. FUCK YOU TARGET FOR NOT STOCKING THAT GODDAMN FUCKING TOASTER. My God. The humanity.
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Post by Earl Slick on Dec 18, 2014 11:45:42 GMT -6
On a related note, I had to go into the 73rd Street Wal Mart yesterday and I still haven't shaken it off. FUCK YOU TARGET FOR NOT STOCKING THAT GODDAMN FUCKING TOASTER. My God. The humanity.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2014 11:47:17 GMT -6
Are you two generous bastards buying walmart toasters for Christmas presents? Your generosity is inspiring. Next year can you get her a vacuum cleaner or a dishwasher?
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Post by thunderhawk on Dec 18, 2014 11:51:09 GMT -6
Jeebus, Thor, just had the same exact experience wif a toaster earlier this week. FUCK YOU TARGET!!!! MAH EYES STILL HAVE NOT ADJUSTED FROM WHAT I SAW AT WALLY'S MART!!!! It's fucking unreal. I NEVER see the shit at Target, or anywhere else for that matter, that I see at Wal Mart. It's liek when you go to a rock concert and you see these fuckin skeevy fuckers and you're liek...goddamn, I never, ever see you people out in common society. I mean I was walking through that fucker in a daze yesterday thinking, Oh Mah Gerd, this is America. Just shocking. Was it this toaster? I had to go 4 slice to keep up with the kids in the morning. Wife didn't want one of those boxy side by side so I had to go wif the extended. FUCK YOU TARGET for not carrying this model. Motherfuckers.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Dec 18, 2014 11:55:18 GMT -6
I have been to that Walmart in question... The last time I went to Prole-Mart, le whiff and I were shopping for food to anonymously donate to Dav West for hungry kids who can't afford lunch. I ended up spending moar than I expected, as I realized that this is the kind of world those kids must live in, and I should be spending moar to help. Somehow Walmart shamed me into buying more shit from Walmart.
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Post by thunderhawk on Dec 18, 2014 11:59:04 GMT -6
Are you two generous bastards buying walmart toasters for Christmas presents? Your generosity is inspiring. Next year can you get her a vacuum cleaner or a dishwasher? Well the Oreck vacuum is pretty kickass but yes, a new diswhasher is definitely in the offing someday. Although I'm the one who primarily loads and unloads (I'm liek fucking Cinderella) so I'll be selecting one that suits me. The one I have now is some obscure European model (the woman we bought the house from was fucking loaded) but I'll just keep running that sumbitch til it quits. FWIW she's getting moar than a toaster. She was adamant that she wanted a new one tho.
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Post by NotMyKid on Dec 18, 2014 11:59:50 GMT -6
Jeebus, Thor, just had the same exact experience wif a toaster earlier this week. FUCK YOU TARGET!!!! MAH EYES STILL HAVE NOT ADJUSTED FROM WHAT I SAW AT WALLY'S MART!!!! It's fucking unreal. I NEVER see the shit at Target, or anywhere else for that matter, that I see at Wal Mart. It's liek when you go to a rock concert and you see these fuckin skeevy fuckers and you're liek...goddamn, I never, ever see you people out in common society. I mean I was walking through that fucker in a daze yesterday thinking, Oh Mah Gerd, this is America. Just shocking. Was it this toaster? I had to go 4 slice to keep up with the kids in the morning. Wife didn't want one of those boxy side by side so I had to go wif the extended. FUCK YOU TARGET for not carrying this model. Motherfuckers. I hear you. On the rare occasion I have to step foot in that place the one in Coralville is pretty comical. It's like the perfect mix of white trash proles and hot college students picking up their case Ramen Noodles for the month.
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Post by thunderhawk on Dec 18, 2014 12:03:41 GMT -6
It's fucking unreal. I NEVER see the shit at Target, or anywhere else for that matter, that I see at Wal Mart. It's liek when you go to a rock concert and you see these fuckin skeevy fuckers and you're liek...goddamn, I never, ever see you people out in common society. I mean I was walking through that fucker in a daze yesterday thinking, Oh Mah Gerd, this is America. Just shocking. Was it this toaster? I had to go 4 slice to keep up with the kids in the morning. Wife didn't want one of those boxy side by side so I had to go wif the extended. FUCK YOU TARGET for not carrying this model. Motherfuckers. I hear you. On the rare occasion I have to step foot in that place the one in Coralville is pretty comical. It's like the perfect mix of white trash proles and hot college students picking up their case Ramen Noodles for the month. Swap the hot coeds for a bunch of downtrodden minorities and you've got the 73rd street Wal Merika. The white trash tho... I swear to Gerd, even the Wal Mert in Frisco, CO, a town drowning in money, has the same fucking clientele! It's liek a force of nature.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2014 12:06:26 GMT -6
I don't even think we have a walmart around here. I gotta look.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2014 12:08:47 GMT -6
oh crap there is one three towns over. I have to drive past two malls and two targets to get there. I probably can get some crack too in that area.
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Post by Other on Dec 18, 2014 13:41:38 GMT -6
Jeebus, Thor, just had the same exact experience wif a toaster earlier this week. FUCK YOU TARGET!!!! MAH EYES STILL HAVE NOT ADJUSTED FROM WHAT I SAW AT WALLY'S MART!!!! It's fucking unreal. I NEVER see the shit at Target, or anywhere else for that matter, that I see at Wal Mart. It's liek when you go to a rock concert and you see these fuckin skeevy fuckers and you're liek...goddamn, I never, ever see you people out in common society. I mean I was walking through that fucker in a daze yesterday thinking, Oh Mah Gerd, this is America. Just shocking. Was it this toaster? I had to go 4 slice to keep up with the kids in the morning. Wife didn't want one of those boxy side by side so I had to go wif the extended. FUCK YOU TARGET for not carrying this model. Motherfuckers. www.amazon.com/Designed-4-Slice-Toaster-Brushed-Stainless/dp/B00BMRH5I0/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1418931634&sr=8-3&keywords=oster+toaster+4+sliceJust sayin'.
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Post by Other on Dec 18, 2014 13:44:05 GMT -6
The last time I went to Prole-Mart, le whiff and I were shopping for food to anonymously donate to Dav West for hungry kids who can't afford lunch. I ended up spending moar than I expected, as I realized that this is the kind of world those kids must live in, and I should be spending moar to help. Somehow Walmart shamed me into buying more shit from Walmart. You incredible douche bag....... you just had tell everyone about generosity and kind spirit didn't you?
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Post by The Resistance on Dec 18, 2014 13:44:09 GMT -6
oh crap there is one three towns over. I have to drive past two malls and two targets to get there. I probably can get some crack too in that area. I know it's not in Black Hawk.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Dec 18, 2014 13:49:58 GMT -6
The last time I went to Prole-Mart, le whiff and I were shopping for food to anonymously donate to Dav West for hungry kids who can't afford lunch. I ended up spending moar than I expected, as I realized that this is the kind of world those kids must live in, and I should be spending moar to help. Somehow Walmart shamed me into buying more shit from Walmart. You incredible douche bag....... you just had tell everyone about generosity and kind spirit didn't you? No, you foamy remnants of a water birth in the bathtub, I didn't tell everyone about my generosity...like I said, I donated it anonymously to a school administrator.
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Post by The Resistance on Dec 18, 2014 14:23:02 GMT -6
Are you two generous bastards buying walmart toasters for Christmas presents? Your generosity is inspiring. Next year can you get her a vacuum cleaner or a dishwasher? I think her broom still will be serviceable by this time next year. If she needs a new warsh rag or sponge next Christmas, I'll probably spring for one. Put some Windex in her stocking so she can enjoy the view out the kitchen window.
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Post by The Resistance on Dec 18, 2014 14:27:16 GMT -6
If you have a older windex bottle the next time you are at Walmart pick up some .99 cent washing fluid and fill it up. She will never know the difference.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2014 14:55:36 GMT -6
Oakland has some really nice parts and then the parts that you probably hang out selling your plastics colors. ugh
Richmond is the town that really scares me.
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Post by twinlaker on Dec 18, 2014 15:18:52 GMT -6
Are you two generous bastards buying walmart toasters for Christmas presents? Your generosity is inspiring. Next year can you get her a vacuum cleaner or a dishwasher? I think her broom still will be serviceable by this time next year. If she needs a new warsh rag or sponge next Christmas, I'll probably spring for one.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Dec 18, 2014 15:25:42 GMT -6
yah, all those unemployed colored folks can appear quite menacing to a comfy white boi liek yourself Tell me moar about the house you built in the forest to get away from the darkies...
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Post by NotMyKid on Dec 18, 2014 15:48:29 GMT -6
Tell me moar about the house you built in the forest to get away from the darkies... Whiteys. We bought a huge lot to escape minivan-driving whiteys and their awful spawn. Our old lot was 0.23 acre. That may sound big to you because ur a brokedick prole, but throw a 2800 sq ft house on it and about 1800 sq ft of trees, and then put houses on each side and in back, all filled with self-satisfied honkeys who think they have the world by the balls, and....well, let's just say that "claustrophobic" doesn't begin to describe the experience. Plus all dos Romney yard signs................
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Post by The Resistance on Dec 18, 2014 16:01:16 GMT -6
Yep, and before those, the McCain Palin signs. Oof. True Story: in summer of 2012, one of our friendly, tolerant, open-minded Christian neighbors shouted, "FUCKIN' OBAMA VOTER!!" at my wife (who was quietly brushing one of our dogs on the driveway) as she walked by with her mistreated dog. Yeah, we sure do miss our old neighborhood. Pics of neighbor after Sir Charles put the hammer down.
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