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Post by Ginger on Jan 4, 2015 13:03:17 GMT -6
Stu acted his age. You act old. I'ma go out and get braces on my teeth,because that'll make people think I'm in my teens. I can't tell you how much that's helped me... Do it! Be sure to get the black and gold bands.
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Post by Solar Stud on Jan 4, 2015 13:05:25 GMT -6
He never did get his strabismus fixed.
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Post by Solar Stud on Jan 4, 2015 13:16:45 GMT -6
Jebus Vintage....16K posts....with only about #10 being relevant?
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Post by Plez Azkins on Jan 4, 2015 15:54:36 GMT -6
Aaaaannnd the crass, phony game of "I knew stu Scott bestest and I'm all broken up over his death" one-upmanship is underway on purt near every sports network. He changed mah life! He was totes a hero! Best sportscenter host evarrr! World is diminished by his death! Pfffffffft Twitter is full of this shit, and I'm like..."Why?" I mean, 24 hours ago, ESPN was the worst thing on Earth, now some guy who used to read the news on ESPN died, and everyone is talking about how brilliant he was. Don't get me wrong, I'm sorry he passed, and it looks like he has done a lot of good things inspiring cancer patients through his struggles, but I'm not going to mourn him outside of a "...well, that sucks". He wasn't a transcendent media figure, he was the guy who invented shouting over basketball highlights. JFC you fellas are cynical fucks. There are people on twitter that actually knew him who are paying tribute. That's not a bad thing. And Stu was a transcendent media figure in sports. He was the first black man with a lazy eye to report the news. That's a really big deal.
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Post by twinlaker on Jan 4, 2015 15:58:59 GMT -6
Twitter is full of this shit, and I'm like..."Why?" I mean, 24 hours ago, ESPN was the worst thing on Earth, now some guy who used to read the news on ESPN died, and everyone is talking about how brilliant he was. Don't get me wrong, I'm sorry he passed, and it looks like he has done a lot of good things inspiring cancer patients through his struggles, but I'm not going to mourn him outside of a "...well, that sucks". He wasn't a transcendent media figure, he was the guy who invented shouting over basketball highlights. JFC you fellas are cynical fucks. There are people on twitter that actually knew him who are paying tribute. That's not a bad thing. And Stu was a transcendent media figure in sports. He was the first black man with a lazy eye to report the news. That's a really big deal. I haz felt the shame of lazy eye all my life..... dude was a pioneer!
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Post by Aborted Cyclone Fetus on Jan 4, 2015 16:22:51 GMT -6
I thought he had a glass eye.
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Post by twinlaker on Jan 4, 2015 16:27:34 GMT -6
Better a lazy eye than a lazy dick, AMIRITE? I don't even know what that is? Dick haz been working HARD bince he was a lad!
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Post by twinlaker on Jan 4, 2015 16:34:42 GMT -6
I thought he had a glass eye. True story.....in my profession, we have been called on to put a shine on most everything('cept knobs) but one day guy comes in with his glass eye.... says it has a sharp edge on it.... Buffed it and shined it brighter than whut the GOP did with that turd Joanie? He is happy as a one eyed clam!
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Post by NotMyKid on Jan 4, 2015 17:26:11 GMT -6
Twitter is full of this shit, and I'm like..."Why?" I mean, 24 hours ago, ESPN was the worst thing on Earth, now some guy who used to read the news on ESPN died, and everyone is talking about how brilliant he was. Don't get me wrong, I'm sorry he passed, and it looks like he has done a lot of good things inspiring cancer patients through his struggles, but I'm not going to mourn him outside of a "...well, that sucks". He wasn't a transcendent media figure, he was the guy who invented shouting over basketball highlights. JFC you fellas are cynical fucks. There are people on twitter that actually knew him who are paying tribute. That's not a bad thing. And Stu was a transcendent media figure in sports. He was the first black man with a lazy eye to report the news. That's a really big deal. Troof except the lazy eye part. He got that from getting hit in da face trying to catch a football at NY Jets training camp. I didn't know him so I don't haz the sad he died just IT IS sad to those who knew him and the fact that he had kids. Nothing more nothing less. As for those on twitter crying about it I don't think you can lump everyone together. You have a few groups- 1. People that actually knew him that obviously have a legit reason to haz the sad 2. People that have a memory or memories of him on tv that reminds them of some point in their life (lik being hammered in college watching stu and rich doing there thing on da late sportscenter) 3. Asshat losers that use anything as an excuse to tweet someone famous in hopes they will respond to make their shitty life somehow better That said cancer sucks and I feel bad for his family or any family that has to deal with an untimely death.
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Post by LansingHawk on Jan 4, 2015 17:55:47 GMT -6
How'd everyone miss out on the passing of Little Jimmy Pickens?
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Post by twinlaker on Jan 4, 2015 18:07:48 GMT -6
How'd everyone miss out on the passing of Little Jimmy Pickens? Cuz too short didn't see it.....
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Post by Earl Slick on Jan 7, 2015 8:29:52 GMT -6
Who the fuck reads the Post when they could be reading the National Enquirer?
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jan 7, 2015 8:56:46 GMT -6
Ah, the old champagne up the ass move. Very German, that one. Is that the inverse of butt chugging? Also, it makes it murky whether he, say, poured champagne down her buttcrack and drank it as it came off, which I judge a fair ball. Foul would be funneling it down teh pooper and then either sucking or getting it blasted out. Ass to Mouth doesn't work for me.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jan 7, 2015 9:13:46 GMT -6
Is that the inverse of butt chugging? Also, it makes it murky whether he, say, poured champagne down her buttcrack and drank it as it came off, which I judge a fair ball. Foul would be funneling it down teh pooper and then either sucking or getting it blasted out. Ass to Mouth doesn't work for me. Many years ago (and I'm talking late 90s, before youtube) one of mah perverted buddies in Chicago sent me a video of two hot german bitches in action. One (presumably, "the pitcher") had inserted a bottle of champagne into the (hot) ass of the submissive, and as the liquid bubbled back out, the pitcher was licking and sucking it. It was ultra durty. But sort of arousing. The fact that they were whispering their sexy-talk in german was both hilarious and disturbing.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jan 7, 2015 9:38:26 GMT -6
Who the fuck reads the Post when they could be reading the National Enquirer? Proles in NYC who wouldn't be caught dead buying teh Enquirer at the newstand but would stuff a copy of the NY Post under their arm or, if you're Scooter, in their purse. But bince you axed, here's Enqy linky: "60 Minutes" star caught cheating on his wife with sultry lawyerHere's the "sultry" lawyer: Krofts apparently likes chocolate pudding. Ok, that puts this quote: “Miss you and all that goes with it. Especially my favorite tastes and colors … pink and brown.”Into much, much better perspective. That, with the champagne thing, made me believe he had a butthole fixation. Instead, he has a perfectly normal case of Jungle fever. He also seems top have a thing for women with strong jawlines and broad shoulders, if his whiff is any indicator...
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2015 10:49:00 GMT -6
Dan Gable Shimon Peres Joe Walsh lindsey lohan
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jan 7, 2015 12:55:50 GMT -6
From the looks of it, Mr. Croft has stolen Bill Cosby's game:
"Would rather be eating your pudding"
The Coz would usually drop this line somewhere after saying "Let me get you a drink".
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jan 7, 2015 13:20:13 GMT -6
Kroft is hardly the first man to opt for an uglier padrona: Prince Charles John Edwards Brad Pitt (any ex-BF of Jennifer Anniston) Elliott Sptzer James McGreevy Rudy Giullani Bill Clinton (multiples) Not saying Choco Princess is hawt or anything, but a definite step up from that Johnny Winter clone he was married to. Also, list fails without Mark Foley, Hugh Grant, Robin Thicke, and Newt Gingrich.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jan 7, 2015 13:42:42 GMT -6
Not saying Choco Princess is hawt or anything, but a definite step up from that Johnny Winter clone he was married to. Also, list fails without Mark Foley, Hugh Grant, Robin Thicke, and Newt Gingrich. I'm still having a hard time picturing pouring champagne into or on dat ass and then slurping it up. Sorry. Call me a racist if you will but not sure I'd do it even if she wuz white. BTW, whar Ginger to comment on all this debauchery? Has she even awoken from nap she took after handling hawt yoga pants photos yesterday? White guys love black asses. I do. You do. Hell, even Scooter does, in his own way. Champagne on dat ass (not in dat ass)...Y not? Also, Ginj cramped her finger from flicking dat bean, so she'll be unable to post today.
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Jan 7, 2015 13:57:15 GMT -6
That's Johnny Winter, amirite? Nope, Edgar.
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Post by Earl Slick on Jan 7, 2015 19:13:33 GMT -6
I'm still having a hard time picturing pouring champagne into or on dat ass and then slurping it up. Sorry. Call me a racist if you will but not sure I'd do it even if she wuz white. BTW, whar Ginger to comment on all this debauchery? Has she even awoken from nap she took after handling hawt yoga pants photos yesterday? White guys love black asses. I do. You do. Hell, even Scooter does, in his own way. Champagne on dat ass (not in dat ass)...Y not? Also, Ginj cramped her finger from flicking dat bean, so she'll be unable to post today. the word blackassic didn't just appear out of thin air.
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Post by Ginger on Jan 7, 2015 23:21:41 GMT -6
Not saying Choco Princess is hawt or anything, but a definite step up from that Johnny Winter clone he was married to. Also, list fails without Mark Foley, Hugh Grant, Robin Thicke, and Newt Gingrich. I'm still having a hard time picturing pouring champagne into or on dat ass and then slurping it up. Sorry. Call me a racist if you will but not sure I'd do it even if she wuz white. BTW, whar Ginger to comment on all this debauchery? Has she even awoken from nap she took after handling hawt yoga pants photos yesterday? You question what he sees in either broad but I question what they would want with this?
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Post by thunderhawk on Jan 7, 2015 23:30:43 GMT -6
Any better? Eh, prolly not. nope, no better. She's ugly and her hair extensions are hideous. Ain't that bitch Kip's girlfriend in Napoleon dynamite?
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Post by Solar Stud on Jan 9, 2015 20:47:54 GMT -6
This was such a no-brainer....how could I have missed it? Liver failure at 50. What a waste.
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Post by Earl Slick on Jan 9, 2015 20:53:42 GMT -6
Slower than Len Bias.
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