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Jan 22, 2015 19:00:07 GMT -6
Post by NOTTHOR on Jan 22, 2015 19:00:07 GMT -6
Holy balls, shit got real. We had a client run his business into a major liquidity crisis. Of course, instead of foreseeing the problem, oh I don't fucking know, at least a year ago when it got bad or hell, even a fucking month ago, this fuck didn't call us until he got it to the point WHERE HE COULDN'T MAKE FUCKING PAYROLL. And this was a pretty big company. We got a term sheet and purchase agreement draft on Tuesday night and closed the sale of this fucker 7.5 days later, at 4:45 in the morning on Wednesday.
Jesus, sometimes I forget how much I fucking hate people and then schmucks like this come along. About 178 hours elapsed between the time we found out there was a deal and the time we closed. I worked about 140 of those hours (still doing the analysis of my time). And the lawyers on the other side were the biggest fucking assbags I have ever dealt with. And I mean EVER. They knew they had our client over a barrel and as I explained it to our client (a guy who, liek me, says "fuck" about twice every sentence), my job was simply to get some lube on before they fucked my client in the ass. All we got was some spit, though, no KY or Astroglide. These fucks better hope I never encounter them again in a situation where my client has the leverage or when I take a job in house.
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Jan 22, 2015 19:13:58 GMT -6
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Post by Other on Jan 22, 2015 19:13:58 GMT -6
Holy balls, shit got real. We had a client run his business into a major liquidity crisis. Of course, instead of foreseeing the problem, oh I don't fucking know, at least a year ago when it got bad or hell, even a fucking month ago, this fuck didn't call us until he got it to the point WHERE HE COULDN'T MAKE FUCKING PAYROLL. And this was a pretty big company. We got a term sheet and purchase agreement draft on Tuesday night and closed the sale of this fucker 7.5 days later, at 4:45 in the morning on Wednesday. Jesus, sometimes I forget how much I fucking hate people and then schmucks like this come along. About 178 hours elapsed between the time we found out there was a deal and the time we closed. I worked about 140 of those hours (still doing the analysis of my time). And the lawyers on the other side were the biggest fucking assbags I have ever dealt with. And I mean EVER. They knew they had our client over a barrel and as I explained it to our client (a guy who, liek me, says "fuck" about twice every sentence), my job was simply to get some lube on before they fucked my client in the ass. All we got was some spit, though, no KY or Astroglide. These fucks better hope I never encounter them again in a situation where my client has the leverage or when I take a job in house. Even bigger assbags than Vinny?
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Post by Stan's Field on Jan 22, 2015 19:22:37 GMT -6
Well IDK about everyone else, but I'm wildly satisfied.
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Jan 22, 2015 19:48:50 GMT -6
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Jan 22, 2015 19:48:50 GMT -6
Much has happened bince u been gone. Jan unbanned all of us and he even started poasting here.
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Jan 22, 2015 19:52:36 GMT -6
Post by Stan's Field on Jan 22, 2015 19:52:36 GMT -6
Much has happened bince u been gone. Jan unbanned all of us and he even started poasting here. They say the telegraph lines will hit town soon too...
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2015 19:54:04 GMT -6
During that same time frame, I slept in late most days, I drank most nights and I watched both Iowa and Iowa State basketball.
It is so nice being a happy prole.
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Jan 22, 2015 19:54:39 GMT -6
Post by egadsto on Jan 22, 2015 19:54:39 GMT -6
Holy balls, shit got real. We had a client run his business into a major liquidity crisis. Of course, instead of foreseeing the problem, oh I don't fucking know, at least a year ago when it got bad or hell, even a fucking month ago, this fuck didn't call us until he got it to the point WHERE HE COULDN'T MAKE FUCKING PAYROLL. And this was a pretty big company. We got a term sheet and purchase agreement draft on Tuesday night and closed the sale of this fucker 7.5 days later, at 4:45 in the morning on Wednesday. Jesus, sometimes I forget how much I fucking hate people and then schmucks like this come along. About 178 hours elapsed between the time we found out there was a deal and the time we closed. I worked about 140 of those hours (still doing the analysis of my time). And the lawyers on the other side were the biggest fucking assbags I have ever dealt with. And I mean EVER. They knew they had our client over a barrel and as I explained it to our client (a guy who, liek me, says "fuck" about twice every sentence), my job was simply to get some lube on before they fucked my client in the ass. All we got was some spit, though, no KY or Astroglide. These fucks better hope I never encounter them again in a situation where my client has the leverage or when I take a job in house.
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Jan 22, 2015 20:02:02 GMT -6
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Jan 22, 2015 20:02:02 GMT -6
I wonder when Part will bring a totes choice credit card opportunity to us loyal Wastelanders? how many points will be involved?
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Jan 22, 2015 21:10:15 GMT -6
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Jan 22, 2015 21:10:15 GMT -6
I wonder when Part will bring a totes choice credit card opportunity to us loyal Wastelanders? If the card is scratch n sniff with the fragrance of his piss pants, sign me up.
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Jan 22, 2015 21:10:48 GMT -6
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Jan 22, 2015 21:10:48 GMT -6
Also, I've been on my phone all day. What is my avatar? Dumb and dumber?
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Jan 22, 2015 21:16:31 GMT -6
Post by Stan's Field on Jan 22, 2015 21:16:31 GMT -6
Also, I've been on my phone all day. What is my avatar? Dumb and dumber? iPhone no show avatars???
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Jan 22, 2015 21:20:13 GMT -6
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Jan 22, 2015 21:20:13 GMT -6
Also, I've been on my phone all day. What is my avatar? Dumb and dumber? iPhone no show avatars??? It does or I would have no idea what it is.... It's just small.
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Jan 22, 2015 21:22:12 GMT -6
Post by Stan's Field on Jan 22, 2015 21:22:12 GMT -6
iPhone no show avatars??? It does or I would have no idea what it is.... It's just small. That's what she(yo wyfe) says.
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Jan 22, 2015 21:26:28 GMT -6
Post by Stan's Field on Jan 22, 2015 21:26:28 GMT -6
That's what she(yo wyfe) says. Not 100% sure, but you might have crossed a line right there. I think you need a refresher on what is off limits. Big whoop, wanna PM about it?
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Jan 22, 2015 21:27:31 GMT -6
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Jan 22, 2015 21:27:31 GMT -6
It does or I would have no idea what it is.... It's just small. That's what she(yo wyfe) says. Mine shoots less blanks than yours.
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Jan 22, 2015 21:32:36 GMT -6
Post by Stan's Field on Jan 22, 2015 21:32:36 GMT -6
Yup
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Jan 22, 2015 21:57:10 GMT -6
Post by Ginger on Jan 22, 2015 21:57:10 GMT -6
iPhone no show avatars??? It does or I would have no idea what it is.... It's just small. Who changed your avatar anyway?
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Post by Other on Jan 22, 2015 22:02:07 GMT -6
Tweeter please don't like my poasts.
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Post by thunderhawk on Jan 22, 2015 22:07:30 GMT -6
It's never good to get shoved into shark infested waters when you're covered in chum.
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Jan 22, 2015 22:08:16 GMT -6
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Jan 22, 2015 22:08:16 GMT -6
It does or I would have no idea what it is.... It's just small. Who changed your avatar anyway? I dunno. I assume ghost.
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Jan 22, 2015 22:09:40 GMT -6
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Post by Other on Jan 22, 2015 22:09:40 GMT -6
It's never good to get shoved into shark infested waters when you're covered in cum. Scooter! Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
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Jan 22, 2015 22:10:10 GMT -6
Post by Ginger on Jan 22, 2015 22:10:10 GMT -6
Who changed your avatar anyway? I dunno. I assume ghost. Nope. It was socal.
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Jan 22, 2015 22:11:25 GMT -6
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Jan 22, 2015 22:11:25 GMT -6
Why would SoCal change my avatar? He mad? He usually mad.
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Jan 22, 2015 22:11:35 GMT -6
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Jan 22, 2015 22:11:35 GMT -6
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Jan 22, 2015 22:13:02 GMT -6
Post by Ginger on Jan 22, 2015 22:13:02 GMT -6
Holy balls, shit got real. We had a client run his business into a major liquidity crisis. Of course, instead of foreseeing the problem, oh I don't fucking know, at least a year ago when it got bad or hell, even a fucking month ago, this fuck didn't call us until he got it to the point WHERE HE COULDN'T MAKE FUCKING PAYROLL. And this was a pretty big company. We got a term sheet and purchase agreement draft on Tuesday night and closed the sale of this fucker 7.5 days later, at 4:45 in the morning on Wednesday. Jesus, sometimes I forget how much I fucking hate people and then schmucks like this come along. About 178 hours elapsed between the time we found out there was a deal and the time we closed. I worked about 140 of those hours (still doing the analysis of my time). And the lawyers on the other side were the biggest fucking assbags I have ever dealt with. And I mean EVER. They knew they had our client over a barrel and as I explained it to our client (a guy who, liek me, says "fuck" about twice every sentence), my job was simply to get some lube on before they fucked my client in the ass. All we got was some spit, though, no KY or Astroglide. These fucks better hope I never encounter them again in a situation where my client has the leverage or when I take a job in house. I'm sorry your day...er...last 140 hours sucked. That's why you make the big bucks.
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