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Jan 23, 2015 11:00:30 GMT -6
Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2015 11:00:30 GMT -6
I thought everyone's jerb atmosphere was eerily similar to okeefe's? Long periods of filthy depraved insanity followed by moments of relative calm? Pretty sure Clacky, Hoffa, stollololol, and I experience slightly de-tuned versions of this every week of our lives. I guess ur not in that sort of environment, hence ur desire to read stories detailing it. Muh bad. Maybe some day! I don't believe for one second that you, or any of those people, have done anything similar to that. I've certainly had my crazy times, but I always go home and change my fucking draws at the end of the day. Sorry billy boi, I gotta agree with the drunk saleman on this one. Everyone has done this from time to time.
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Jan 23, 2015 11:03:11 GMT -6
Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jan 23, 2015 11:03:11 GMT -6
I don't believe for one second that you, or any of those people, have done anything similar to that. I've certainly had my crazy times, but I always go home and change my fucking draws at the end of the day. u haz nevar been to week-long national business meetings for MegaPlasix Corp. It is a fucking sordid marathon, I assure you. Phones are confiscated on the first day, so that calls for help to the outside world can not be made, nor can images or voices be recorded. Do you, or do you not, at least get to go to your palatial plasix suite and splash a little water in your under carriage every day?
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Jan 23, 2015 11:09:31 GMT -6
Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Jan 23, 2015 11:09:31 GMT -6
I thought everyone's jerb atmosphere was eerily similar to okeefe's? Long periods of filthy depraved insanity followed by moments of relative calm? Pretty sure Clacky, Hoffa, stollololol, and I experience slightly de-tuned versions of this every week of our lives. I guess ur not in that sort of environment, hence ur desire to read stories detailing it. Muh bad. Maybe some day! I don't sweat that much at work. I'm usually cold. So we can put you in the frigid category like XoJan's wife?
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Jan 23, 2015 11:11:44 GMT -6
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Post by Ginger on Jan 23, 2015 11:11:44 GMT -6
During upgrades or system implementations I've worked over 36 hours straight only to take a four hour break and come back for more...
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Jan 23, 2015 11:14:50 GMT -6
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Post by Ginger on Jan 23, 2015 11:14:50 GMT -6
I don't sweat that much at work. I'm usually cold. So we can put you in the frigid category like XoJan's wife? I do have troubles with cold hands...holding a cold pop can be painful, but that's what warm armpits are for. I'm thinking that with all this standing and dancing I'm doing, my circulation can only get better. I might even notice and be annoyed by my hot flashes.
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Jan 23, 2015 11:22:54 GMT -6
Post by NOTTHOR on Jan 23, 2015 11:22:54 GMT -6
It was really the constant drainage of taint sweat that did me in, I think. It was so sweaty, that it percolated through my jeans. Jeans? I thought you would be wearing some silk dress pants. Nah. Monday was a holiday so we could wear jeans bince no one was at work. When everyone showed up on Tuesday, saw me, with my 5 day old deal beard and smelled me, they all steered clear.
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Jan 23, 2015 11:34:33 GMT -6
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Post by Ginger on Jan 23, 2015 11:34:33 GMT -6
Jeans? I thought you would be wearing some silk dress pants. Nah. Monday was a holiday so we could wear jeans bince no one was at work. When everyone showed up on Tuesday, saw me, with my 5 day old deal beard and smelled me, they all steered clear. Jeans. A great way to honor Dr King.
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Post by Stan's Field on Jan 23, 2015 11:34:36 GMT -6
I thought everyone's jerb atmosphere was eerily similar to okeefe's? Long periods of filthy depraved insanity followed by moments of relative calm? Pretty sure Clacky, Hoffa, stollololol, and I experience slightly de-tuned versions of this every week of our lives. I guess ur not in that sort of environment, hence ur desire to read stories detailing it. Muh bad. Maybe some day! I don't believe for one second that you, or any of those people, have done anything similar to that. I've certainly had my crazy times, but I always go home and change my fucking draws at the end of the day. Well, some of us have to truck hog milk coast to coast. Ain't nobody got time to change out clothes all the time. Ag chemicals.
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Jan 23, 2015 11:40:27 GMT -6
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Post by Stan's Field on Jan 23, 2015 11:40:27 GMT -6
Environmental infractions tho. Problem, EPA?
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Jan 23, 2015 11:40:53 GMT -6
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Post by Ginger on Jan 23, 2015 11:40:53 GMT -6
Jeans. A great way to honor Dr King. Look pal, James Earl Ray happened to be wearing jeans when he capped Dr King in Memphis. So it's sort of historically appropriate. Link? It was probably some brown wool pants.
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Jan 23, 2015 11:45:15 GMT -6
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Post by Stan's Field on Jan 23, 2015 11:45:15 GMT -6
Situation, BSL4?
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Jan 23, 2015 11:50:16 GMT -6
Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jan 23, 2015 11:50:16 GMT -6
Do you, or do you not, at least get to go to your palatial plasix suite and splash a little water in your under carriage every day? \ Once I passed out in a small puddle of my own vomit on a couch in the hospitality suite, and didn't regain consciousness until 8:20 the following morning. The meetings had kicked off promptly at 8 AM that day, with opening remarks from the chairman/owner. I stumbled in with god-hell bed head and reeking like the bathroom at The Eagle Grille right in the middle of it. At least 75% of the faces in the room (and there were well over one hundred) turned to see who was causing the interruption. This is a true story. It was at my very first sales meeting at my last company. And that was only the first night. The week went sideways from there. Oof. Again, it isn't EXACTLY like wut Part just went through, but it was pretty fucking excruciating, believe you me. Self-inflicted wounds are often the wurst kind. Wait, by "went sideways from there", do you mean you got moar drunj and disorderly bince everyone wanted to party with the guy who showed up hungover, or everyone thought you were a dick and treated you liek shit?
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Jan 23, 2015 12:46:43 GMT -6
Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2015 12:46:43 GMT -6
I am waiting for one of you bullshitters to start a story with "this one time at band camp." damn pansies
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Post by LansingHawk on Jan 23, 2015 13:37:53 GMT -6
Done a few double shifters over the years. Usually having to do some remodeling in a restaurant or some such shit after normal hours. Best was one time changing out a bunch of acoustical ceilings after hours at the local Pizza Hut. Manager forgot to shut off the beer tap when he left. Should have been a three hour job for three of us, got a full 8 in.
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Jan 23, 2015 14:04:26 GMT -6
Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jan 23, 2015 14:04:26 GMT -6
Done a few double shifters over the years. Usually having to do some remodeling in a restaurant or some such shit after normal hours. Best was one time changing out a bunch of acoustical ceilings after hours at the local Pizza Hut. Manager forgot to shut off the beer tap when he left. Should have been a three hour job for three of us, got a full 8 in. Was there a time when Pizza Hut sold teh beer?
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Jan 23, 2015 14:05:47 GMT -6
Post by LansingHawk on Jan 23, 2015 14:05:47 GMT -6
Done a few double shifters over the years. Usually having to do some remodeling in a restaurant or some such shit after normal hours. Best was one time changing out a bunch of acoustical ceilings after hours at the local Pizza Hut. Manager forgot to shut off the beer tap when he left. Should have been a three hour job for three of us, got a full 8 in. Was there a time when Pizza Hut sold teh beer? Yes, don't they anymore? Haven't been in one in ages.
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Jan 23, 2015 14:07:53 GMT -6
Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jan 23, 2015 14:07:53 GMT -6
Was there a time when Pizza Hut sold teh beer? Yes, don't they anymore? Haven't been in one in ages. The only sit down Pizza Hut I can think of is waaaay up in Maquoketa, and I'll be damned if I'm gun' drive up there to get drunk and eat pizza.
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Jan 23, 2015 15:12:28 GMT -6
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Post by Stan's Field on Jan 23, 2015 15:12:28 GMT -6
Nothing like a nice glass of chardonnay to go with that large meat lovers.
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Jan 23, 2015 17:13:18 GMT -6
Post by Plez Azkins on Jan 23, 2015 17:13:18 GMT -6
Done a few double shifters over the years. Usually having to do some remodeling in a restaurant or some such shit after normal hours. Best was one time changing out a bunch of acoustical ceilings after hours at the local Pizza Hut. Manager forgot to shut off the beer tap when he left. Should have been a three hour job for three of us, got a full 8 in. Was there a time when Pizza Hut sold teh beer? Yes, I worked at one during college and had to pour the beer for the waitresses that weren't old enough. You being the Pedo that you are, would have loved it!
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Post by Earl Slick on Jan 23, 2015 20:29:25 GMT -6
I got 4 hours sleep last night and worked 14 hours today. I felt like OK4P, except for the part about $500 per hour. Damn, does my ass hurt from all that sitting.
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Jan 23, 2015 21:09:21 GMT -6
Post by LansingHawk on Jan 23, 2015 21:09:21 GMT -6
I got 4 hours sleep last night and worked 14 hours today. I felt like OK4P, except for the part about $500 per hour. Damn, does my ass hurt from all that sitting. Your wife snoring too, huh?
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Jan 23, 2015 23:55:09 GMT -6
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Post by thunderhawk on Jan 23, 2015 23:55:09 GMT -6
What the fuck happened to turn an acquisition into a week long fire drill? Who fucked that shit up?
Also, for the next one:
Cocaine.
LOL @ the "kids." None of those fucks had visions of file and doc slavery in law school. Hilarious.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Jan 24, 2015 8:27:51 GMT -6
Jeans. A great way to honor Dr King. Look pal, James Earl Ray happened to be wearing jeans when he capped Dr King in Memphis. So it's sort of historically appropriate. uhhhm i hate to break it to you, but MLK wuz assassinated by the cancer man from the xfiles. Season 4, episode 7, "Musings of a Cigerette Smoking Man".
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Jan 24, 2015 9:54:35 GMT -6
Post by NOTTHOR on Jan 24, 2015 9:54:35 GMT -6
What the fuck happened to turn an acquisition into a week long fire drill? Who fucked that shit up? Also, for the next one: Cocaine. LOL @ the "kids." None of those fucks had visions of file and doc slavery in law school. Hilarious. The guy ran the company dry and was delusional about its prospects for turning around. He was in denial that his company that was valued well into 9 figures and approaching 10 figures a few years ago was going to go under. As such, he waited until the very last second to sell it, which gave us 7.5 days to build a data room, do due diligence, disclosure schedules, a purchase agreement, escrow agreement, operating agreement and the other little shit. Man, the kids got shellshocked. There is one of them who was talking a big fucking game about wanting to bill 2400 hours and who probably thought that because me and the other dudes in our department are pretty good guys that we were busting his balls when we told him about the periods of nutpunch that he was signing up for. I give every one of them the "you aren't aid $160k because you're good, you're paid $160k because you're expected to be available 24/7/365 and $160k is the going rate for a human life these days" but they never quite seem to grasp it until they get a big dose of reality. And as for anyone planning to go to law school, fucking just skip it. Not only does the work suck if you can manage to get into a big firm (which most won't), but the debt is fucking nuts. We have two kids who paid full freight and they are each over $200k in the hole at 6.8% interest. But, more importantly, yesterday I saw the future. We just started a test of some new due diligence software packages that will read every single contract in a data room and populate a diligence chart with thousands of contracts in under 10 minutes. Creating these diligence charts was a huge undertaking and fed a bunch of kids. Within 5 years, the demand for entry level jobs in this space will drop by 50%. Litigation has already been crushed by this with electronic doc review and now corporate is gonna get fucked equally hard. We are going to get the software because I presume that every major corporation is going to require the use of this stuff within 5 years because it can cut costs by 25% on a deal.
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Jan 24, 2015 10:15:36 GMT -6
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Jan 24, 2015 10:15:36 GMT -6
What the fuck happened to turn an acquisition into a week long fire drill? Who fucked that shit up? Also, for the next one: Cocaine. LOL @ the "kids." None of those fucks had visions of file and doc slavery in law school. Hilarious. The guy ran the company dry and was delusional about its prospects for turning around. He was in denial that his company that was valued well into 9 figures and approaching 10 figures a few years ago was going to go under. As such, he waited until the very last second to sell it, which gave us 7.5 days to build a data room, do due diligence, disclosure schedules, a purchase agreement, escrow agreement, operating agreement and the other little shit. Man, the kids got shellshocked. There is one of them who was talking a big fucking game about wanting to bill 2400 hours and who probably thought that because me and the other dudes in our department are pretty good guys that we were busting his balls when we told him about the periods of nutpunch that he was signing up for. I give every one of them the "you aren't aid $160k because you're good, you're paid $160k because you're expected to be available 24/7/365 and $160k is the going rate for a human life these days" but they never quite seem to grasp it until they get a big dose of reality. And as for anyone planning to go to law school, fucking just skip it. Not only does the work suck if you can manage to get into a big firm (which most won't), but the debt is fucking nuts. We have two kids who paid full freight and they are each over $200k in the hole at 6.8% interest. But, more importantly, yesterday I saw the future. We just started a test of some new due diligence software packages that will read every single contract in a data room and populate a diligence chart with thousands of contracts in under 10 minutes. Creating these diligence charts was a huge undertaking and fed a bunch of kids. Within 5 years, the demand for entry level jobs in this space will drop by 50%. Litigation has already been crushed by this with electronic doc review and now corporate is gonna get fucked equally hard. We are going to get the software because I presume that every major corporation is going to require the use of this stuff within 5 years because it can cut costs by 25% on a deal. wut are all these schools gonna do for money when law school applicant numbers crater? Looks like just another way ISUck is gaining ground on Iowa every single day.
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