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Jan 30, 2015 17:26:48 GMT -6
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Post by Aborted Cyclone Fetus on Jan 30, 2015 17:26:48 GMT -6
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Jan 30, 2015 17:27:47 GMT -6
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Jan 30, 2015 17:27:47 GMT -6
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ This is pretty fucking retarded, even for tweeter. Tiger isn't shooting 81 cause nobody scured. Tiger didn't win cause he scured erebody into shooting high scores, he won by being able to shoot 66 when erebody else shot 69. You do that for four straight days and you end up 12 shots clear of the field. I will say this, watching Tiger play golf right now is more fascinating than he was when he was dominating. For a golf fan it's must see TV. It's not that he's shooting 73-81, it's how he's doing it. Look, I am a hack right? I am a 9 right now which most days on a muni in WI makes me the best guy on the course, but in the grand scheme of things I am a hack. That said my short game is better than Tiger's is right now, and that ain't hyperbole. Think about that for a second, Some fat unemployed 40 year old hack from WI is better inside 30 yards than a Tiger fucking Woods. Earlier today I saw him play a standard pitch shot 15 yards in front of the green. He hit that fucker right in the forehead and sent it 30 yards over the green into a bunker. He then hit a chunky bunker shot and was 30 feet short. Yesterday he missed the green with two shots inside 15 yards and neither of them were even really difficult. It's absolutely mind bottling how he can go from the guy who holed an infucking sane flop shot to win the Memorial a few years ago to someone who's about 50% on hitting the green inside 30 yards. Was his blade into the stands on 16 during the practice round fake? Cuz me thinks he just flat skulled the fucker. for realzies. |
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Jan 30, 2015 21:01:40 GMT -6
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Jan 30, 2015 21:01:40 GMT -6
Fur Duff (fucking crapple phone) ^^^^ You're an even bigger hack trying to analyze Tiger Woods decline than you are on the course, apparently. Golf is 80 percent mental, 30 percent ability. Tiger's head is fried; other golfers are taking advantage. Stick to slinging irrigation hoses and spreading fertilizer. but that aint wut you said cunt. you said he cant play cause no ones scured of him no more. now he very likely has some mental barricades right now. but they sure as f*** don't stem from no one being scared of them anymore. And the only hose I'm slinging and fertilizer I'm spreading is in that fat ugly bitch you call your wife, after I bag her face that is. wait, are wifes still off limits? |
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jan 30, 2015 21:02:40 GMT -6
Yes, Erc...I do see the posts that get reported. I provide the best prose on this board, amirite Billy? Well other than Partner -- he's a damn fine writer. And funny, too. He musta got straight A's in school. Did you pass Hebrew school? |
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Post by The Resistance on Jan 31, 2015 2:25:46 GMT -6
Well, imma goin wait til Bones weighs in on this.......only scratch golfer on up in here. But I do know golf can fuck you up in da head. Bones? As I stated in my first post he's gone mental and it may be fatal. At Ishleworth with grain against him under the toughest chipping conditions supposedly in golf he struggled. I called it then. When I saw him yesterday putting from 10 yards off the green, hitting 4 irons into the fringe I knew he was done. I haven't seen a shot from todays round or even heard a commentators feedback. The guy is one of the best at every single aspect at the game that ever played. Anything around the green no matter what lie, or grass he was a magician, and when I was watching him pulling out the wrong clubs to control the error, i knew he was done. The fact that he's selecting the wrong weapon tells me he's got a major problem that isn't going away. He can still go out and hit 18 greens and take it low but I think his blade is also affected. I was told by a person in the know it started with the putter. Hard to imagine but there are mental yips and physical yips. In putting the long blade has fixed a lot of yippers. The chip yips, I haven't seen a fix. Sad to say that one of the top two players of all time both mentally and physically may have lost it mentally because of recent physical and psychological set backs. Jack never ever entered a tournament he didn't think he wouldn't win, nor did Tiger. Neither ever questioned a shot they couldn't hit until now. As was stated earlier it's a mental game and Tigers biggest struggle currently is between his ears, regardless of the competition. To me it's a interesting quagmire as I can relate to both his putting and chipping woes at times. Jack never questioned his ability to do anything. Hope I'm wrong, but it appears Tiger is. |
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jan 31, 2015 7:50:29 GMT -6
Did you pass Hebrew school? I'm Lutteran, Missouri Sinner. Or wuz. Switched to ELCA, so according to the Missouri Sinners Ah'm prolly still going straight to you know where. But I have enuf goddy in me to believe we have a stake in Israel's survival. Wish that sentiment was shared in certain houses in Washington. Looking forward to Bibi's speech here in March. So your loyalty lies with a middle eastern religious extremists over the Democratically elected government of Murika? Love it or leave it terrorist sympathizer |
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Jan 31, 2015 8:50:41 GMT -6
Well, imma goin wait til Bones weighs in on this.......only scratch golfer on up in here. But I do know golf can fuck you up in da head. Bones? As I stated in my first post he's gone mental and it may be fatal. At Ishleworth with grain against him under the toughest chipping conditions supposedly in golf he struggled. I called it then. When I saw him yesterday putting from 10 yards off the green, hitting 4 irons into the fringe I knew he was done. I haven't seen a shot from todays round or even heard a commentators feedback. The guy is one of the best at every single aspect at the game that ever played. Anything around the green no matter what lie, or grass he was a magician, and when I was watching him pulling out the wrong clubs to control the error, i knew he was done. The fact that he's selecting the wrong weapon tells me he's got a major problem that isn't going away. He can still go out and hit 18 greens and take it low but I think his blade is also affected. I was told by a person in the know it started with the putter. Hard to imagine but there are mental yips and physical yips. In putting the long blade has fixed a lot of yippers. The chip yips, I haven't seen a fix. Sad to say that one of the top two players of all time both mentally and physically may have lost it mentally because of recent physical and psychological set backs. Jack never ever entered a tournament he didn't think he wouldn't win, nor did Tiger. Neither ever questioned a shot they couldn't hit until now. As was stated earlier it's a mental game and Tigers biggest struggle currently is between his ears, regardless of the competition. To me it's a interesting quagmire as I can relate to both his putting and chipping woes at times. Jack never questioned his ability to do anything. Hope I'm wrong, but it appears Tiger is. I dunno, I've seen him play four rounds or so and haven't seen evidence of putting yips. He struggles with speed sometimes (which has been a recurring theme with him) but he still looks ok especially in that 3-10 ft range where the yips tend to really show up. Chipping yips yes, but if there is any consolation it's mental yips not physical which means there is at least hope of recovery. Notah Begay said something interesting in the booth. Chamblis said the swing changes shouldn't impact chipping because they were two different techniques and approaches. Notah said Tiger told him he thinks they are related and that he made changes to his chipping stroke in addition to his full swing. If that's the case then maybe if/when the full swing gets turned around the chipping comes also? |
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Post by Ginger on Jan 31, 2015 9:32:10 GMT -6
LOLOLOLOL Does Clacky also see them? Y u mad tho, Clucky? Good lord! Of course I see them. When I log into my laptop or change to desktop mode on my phone. There they are...and I then go back to mobile mode. We have mod meetings on Monday's; we call it Modday. Well look at all the reported posts and PMs that have been sent. The big guy will start the meeting with "Dafuq is going on?" SoCal will state that he's annoyed and his hand will shake over the ban poster button, and then his underlings, me and Le ghost have to smooth things over, and explain that tweeter is being tweeter and Eric is in his manic phase and rosebulls, well he likes to get Eric all riled up and does a damn good job (almost as much as tweeter) and so he's fine. And ice? Who the hell knows what he thinks about anything with out a link, but pretty sure he doesn't like Nucs. And the rest of the guys just want to read and post funny stuff and are tired of the bullshit. Then we just laugh, the meetings adjourned. |
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hay duff
Jan 31, 2015 9:38:45 GMT -6
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Post by Ginger on Jan 31, 2015 9:38:45 GMT -6
You left out the part where Part makes you sniff his taint Nope that would never happen. #respecttheredhead |
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jan 31, 2015 9:56:24 GMT -6
What makes you think that all of his pissant associates aren't gingers? The Ginger Partner surrounds himself with Ginger crank monkeys. Book it. Done deal. Bloodbath. The Bible sez u can abuse gingers, bince they're absent of souls. I am also pleased that do to mass usage, my phone suggests the word "bince" when I type bi |
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hay duff
Jan 31, 2015 10:09:50 GMT -6
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jan 31, 2015 10:09:50 GMT -6
Oh BTW, thanks for helping me derail this derpy as fuck thread about retarded golf. If there is a more idiotic and pussified way than golf to waste time and money, I'd like to know what it is. I can explain ehy Tiger sux now. 1. He old. 2. Like the bard, Ice Cube said "shoulda put a sock on the pickle, then your dick wouldn't be blowin' smoke signals" |
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Post by The Resistance on Jan 31, 2015 10:25:20 GMT -6
Oh BTW, thanks for helping me derail this derpy as fuck thread about retarded golf. If there is a more idiotic and pussified way than golf to waste time and money, I'd like to know what it is. I don't know why this thread should be any different then any others. Fill me in the first time you contribute anything of value other then jibberish to any thread.  Also, could you or someone else explain to me what this thread reporting talk is all about. Is there really someone doing that? I'll go on record now. If that's the case, that cunt needs banned immediately. |
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Post by Stan's Field on Jan 31, 2015 10:29:01 GMT -6
Oh BTW, thanks for helping me derail this derpy as fuck thread about retarded golf. If there is a more idiotic and pussified way than golf to waste time and money, I'd like to know what it is. Strip clubs. "Oh hai baby cakes!!!! I'll show you my diseased hoohaw fer a crisp Washington!!!!" "She likes me! She thinks I'm hawt!!!" |
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hay duff
Jan 31, 2015 10:36:48 GMT -6
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Jan 31, 2015 10:36:48 GMT -6
Oh BTW, thanks for helping me derail this derpy as fuck thread about retarded golf. If there is a more idiotic and pussified way than golf to waste time and money, I'd like to know what it is. I don't know why this thread should be any different then any others. Fill me in the first time you contribute anything of value other then jibberish to any thread. Also, could you or someone else explain to me what this thread reporting talk is all about. Is there really someone doing that? I'll go on record now. If that's the case, that cunt needs banned immediately. Woah pal. You've seen his prediction threads, right? |
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Jan 31, 2015 11:55:06 GMT -6
Well, imma goin wait til Bones weighs in on this.......only scratch golfer on up in here. But I do know golf can fuck you up in da head. Bones? As I stated in my first post he's gone mental and it may be fatal. At Ishleworth with grain against him under the toughest chipping conditions supposedly in golf he struggled. I called it then. When I saw him yesterday putting from 10 yards off the green, hitting 4 irons into the fringe I knew he was done. I haven't seen a shot from todays round or even heard a commentators feedback. The guy is one of the best at every single aspect at the game that ever played. Anything around the green no matter what lie, or grass he was a magician, and when I was watching him pulling out the wrong clubs to control the error, i knew he was done. The fact that he's selecting the wrong weapon tells me he's got a major problem that isn't going away. He can still go out and hit 18 greens and take it low but I think his blade is also affected. I was told by a person in the know it started with the putter. Hard to imagine but there are mental yips and physical yips. In putting the long blade has fixed a lot of yippers. The chip yips, I haven't seen a fix. Sad to say that one of the top two players of all time both mentally and physically may have lost it mentally because of recent physical and psychological set backs. Jack never ever entered a tournament he didn't think he wouldn't win, nor did Tiger. Neither ever questioned a shot they couldn't hit until now. As was stated earlier it's a mental game and Tigers biggest struggle currently is between his ears, regardless of the competition. To me it's a interesting quagmire as I can relate to both his putting and chipping woes at times. Jack never questioned his ability to do anything. Hope I'm wrong, but it appears Tiger is. i know some of it could be swing change, but a guy that has been playing for that long....short game is all about feel. He has lost it mentally. He could hit a 15 yd chip shot in his sleep 5 years ago. It didn't matter if he was using a lefty club. It was confidence and feel. He's lost all of that. To me, his brain as totally hit a brick wall. He used to be a cocky, "no one can beat me I'm better than you at everything" type of guy. I'm not sure if he will ever get that back. Media ingrained in him that he can't be that asshole anymore. So maybe he started to believe it. I dunno. |
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jan 31, 2015 15:37:03 GMT -6
Reporting posts is a new and exciting way to troll Ghosto and Clanky. For instance, report several of ghost's posts and then sit back and enjoy the FFFFFUUUUU. I don't know what you think reporting posts does. But then again, you don't know how to troll either. You focus on stacking paper, and I'll continue to trollmod liek a baws. |
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jan 31, 2015 16:03:22 GMT -6
I don't know what you think reporting posts does. But then again, you don't know how to troll either. You focus on stacking paper, and I'll continue to trollmod liek a baws. Stacking paper when others cannot is pretty strong trolling, gai. Trolling when otters cannot is actual trolling. Promleb? |
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Jan 31, 2015 16:04:35 GMT -6
Stacking paper when others cannot is pretty strong trolling, gai. Trolling when otters cannot is actual trolling. Promleb? careful, his "report" trolling is going viral. |
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jan 31, 2015 16:11:39 GMT -6
Trolling when otters cannot is actual trolling. Promleb? careful, his "report" trolling is going viral.  |
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Post by Earl Slick on Jan 31, 2015 17:11:46 GMT -6
I was a crossing guard in the 6 th grade. One day the school bully crossed when I told him not to. After I was done with my crossing guard duties - which I took very seriously - I went to the school bully's house and beat the holy fuck out of him. His dad was watching until it was obvious his boy was losing badly and the tide wasn't going to turn so then he broke it up. That fucker never disrespected my crossing guard authority again.
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Post by Earl Slick on Jan 31, 2015 17:28:25 GMT -6
I was a crossing guard in the 6 th grade. One day the school bully crossed when I told him not to. After I was done with my crossing guard duties - which I took very seriously - I went to the school bully's house and beat the holy fuck out of him. His dad was watching until it was obvious his boy was losing badly and the tide wasn't going to turn so then he broke it up. That fucker never disrespected my crossing guard authority again. Are you a Thor alt? No, I'm a jaywalkers worst nightmare. |
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Post by Stan's Field on Jan 31, 2015 20:35:38 GMT -6
I was a crossing guard in the 6 th grade. One day the school bully crossed when I told him not to. After I was done with my crossing guard duties - which I took very seriously - I went to the school bully's house and beat the holy fuck out of him. His dad was watching until it was obvious his boy was losing badly and the tide wasn't going to turn so then he broke it up. That fucker never disrespected my crossing guard authority again. Fucking A rite. Nothing teaches a stupid-assed jaywalking bully a lesson liek going full metal 6th grader vigilante on his ass. Once I was at recess, might have been in like 3rd grade, and all the kids were in the "tell on others" phase. This little bish came up to me and started tugging on mah coat. I fucking told her to stop and she wouldn't, so I pushed her ass into a mud puddle and strutted off liek a fucking boss, fuck telling on her, I fucking ended that shit quick. Well..........that strutting lasted about as long as it took deputy dumb fuck principal sack of shit to cross the yard and grab me. I still remember him like taking me to my teacher's room for her to yell at me. Uhhhh, you're the big shot principal, aint U gunna do the yelling??? Anyhow, the look on my teacher's face was priceless when I told her how I shoved whatsherface into a puddle because she wouldn't stop touching me, I told her I warned her and she wouldn't listen so she got pushed. I just grinned and shrugged mah shoulders like a chauvinistic little prick as I told it too. I think she wanted to hit me. She probably should have.... |
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Feb 1, 2015 9:11:28 GMT -6
Well, as you know, I grew up in the hood, so I have a lot of thug lyfe elementary school stories. Once, in 5th grade, this new girl came to our school named Blair, and all of the dudes, most of whom got that first piece of pussy in 4th grade, wanted to try and wreck the new girl, bince she prolly wasn't as worn out as the rest of the 11 year olds on the block. Anyways, I called dibs, but apparently some otter kid named D'qwashelinous Blackename also called her, and we both didn't know. Anyways, I shake some kid down for the Star Crunch out of his lunch, and grab a baggie full of pruno, and I'm finna to break this chick out. Anyways, I get there, and D'qwashelinous is already showing her his Jordans and Hammer pants. Anyways, I get pissed and whip out my butterfly knife, toss it around a few times, and then hold the blade to his throat. I thank him for keeping her entertained, but I ask him to glo to my locker and grab my Bobby Brown cassingle to Blair and I can listen to it. So he runs off, and by the time I'm unhooking some training bra, all four of the school's resource officers have guns drawn at me. Fucking D'qwashelinous told them I had a weapon. Anyways, they call my moms, but she's busy selling plasma, so the fuckers take me to the school boiler room and cuff me to a radiator pipe. I guess they forgot about me, and so did my moms, because I was there for liek two days. I spent most of the time doing 'shups, so I was pretty fucking swolled when they came to get me. Then the principal came down and apologized to me. I shouldn't have been locked up in the boiler room, because he had no idea D'qwashelinous tattled on me. Nobody has time for snitches. To make it up, they let me kick his ass in front of everyone, including his older brothers. They respected my ass kicking so much, they disowned him, and put me in their gang. I rose to power over the years, eventually taking over after Pookie II Loc got murdered in Juvie. But by that point, I was worried about applying to college, so I just kind of broke up the gang.
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Feb 1, 2015 9:11:58 GMT -6
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Post by Ginger on Feb 1, 2015 9:11:58 GMT -6
The best thing about being in patrol was the end of year party. Instead of going to the last day of school we went to Riverview amusement park with NO adult supervision. You received a ticket for a free meal of a hot dog, chips, and pop, and some tokens for rides. Then your parents gave you some cash and dropped you off and you spent the entire day eating cotton candy and popcorn, and riding the Wild Mouse roller coaster and The Scrambler. Doing whatever the fuck you wanted with hundreds of other 5th and 6th graders from Des Moines. Most kids did this only once at the end of their grade school career as middle schools didn't start until 7th grade. My first grade school only went to 5th grade so I went at the end of that year, and at the end of the my 6th grade school that I had to switch to to complete grade school. I was a lucky duck.
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Feb 1, 2015 9:28:10 GMT -6
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Feb 1, 2015 9:28:10 GMT -6
Well, as you know, I grew up in the hood, so I have a lot of thug lyfe elementary school stories. Once, in 5th grade, this new girl came to our school named Blair, and all of the dudes, most of whom got that first piece of pussy in 4th grade, wanted to try and wreck the new girl, bince she prolly wasn't as worn out as the rest of the 11 year olds on the block. Anyways, I called dibs, but apparently some otter kid named D'qwashelinous Blackename also called her, and we both didn't know. Anyways, I shake some kid down for the Star Crunch out of his lunch, and grab a baggie full of pruno, and I'm finna to break this chick out. Anyways, I get there, and D'qwashelinous is already showing her his Jordans and Hammer pants. Anyways, I get pissed and whip out my butterfly knife, toss it around a few times, and then hold the blade to his throat. I thank him for keeping her entertained, but I ask him to glo to my locker and grab my Bobby Brown cassingle to Blair and I can listen to it. So he runs off, and by the time I'm unhooking some training bra, all four of the school's resource officers have guns drawn at me. Fucking D'qwashelinous told them I had a weapon. Anyways, they call my moms, but she's busy selling plasma, so the fuckers take me to the school boiler room and cuff me to a radiator pipe. I guess they forgot about me, and so did my moms, because I was there for liek two days. I spent most of the time doing 'shups, so I was pretty fucking swolled when they came to get me. Then the principal came down and apologized to me. I shouldn't have been locked up in the boiler room, because he had no idea D'qwashelinous tattled on me. Nobody has time for snitches. To make it up, they let me kick his ass in front of everyone, including his older brothers. They respected my ass kicking so much, they disowned him, and put me in their gang. I rose to power over the years, eventually taking over after Pookie II Loc got murdered in Juvie. But by that point, I was worried about applying to college, so I just kind of broke up the gang. That ending really, really sucked. |
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