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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Feb 1, 2015 9:47:01 GMT -6
Well, as you know, I grew up in the hood, so I have a lot of thug lyfe elementary school stories. Once, in 5th grade, this new girl came to our school named Blair, and all of the dudes, most of whom got that first piece of pussy in 4th grade, wanted to try and wreck the new girl, bince she prolly wasn't as worn out as the rest of the 11 year olds on the block. Anyways, I called dibs, but apparently some otter kid named D'qwashelinous Blackename also called her, and we both didn't know. Anyways, I shake some kid down for the Star Crunch out of his lunch, and grab a baggie full of pruno, and I'm finna to break this chick out. Anyways, I get there, and D'qwashelinous is already showing her his Jordans and Hammer pants. Anyways, I get pissed and whip out my butterfly knife, toss it around a few times, and then hold the blade to his throat. I thank him for keeping her entertained, but I ask him to glo to my locker and grab my Bobby Brown cassingle to Blair and I can listen to it. So he runs off, and by the time I'm unhooking some training bra, all four of the school's resource officers have guns drawn at me. Fucking D'qwashelinous told them I had a weapon. Anyways, they call my moms, but she's busy selling plasma, so the fuckers take me to the school boiler room and cuff me to a radiator pipe. I guess they forgot about me, and so did my moms, because I was there for liek two days. I spent most of the time doing 'shups, so I was pretty fucking swolled when they came to get me. Then the principal came down and apologized to me. I shouldn't have been locked up in the boiler room, because he had no idea D'qwashelinous tattled on me. Nobody has time for snitches. To make it up, they let me kick his ass in front of everyone, including his older brothers. They respected my ass kicking so much, they disowned him, and put me in their gang. I rose to power over the years, eventually taking over after Pookie II Loc got murdered in Juvie. But by that point, I was worried about applying to college, so I just kind of broke up the gang. That ending really, really sucked. Guess what faghit! The thug lyfe isn't as glamorous as you white bread cargo short wearing golfers make it out to be.
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hay duff
Feb 1, 2015 9:49:58 GMT -6
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Feb 1, 2015 9:49:58 GMT -6
That ending really, really sucked. Guess what faghit! The thug lyfe isn't as glamorous as you white bread cargo short wearing golfers make it out to be. But don't you wear cargo pants Billy? I thought it was all the rage with hipsters this year. And keep in mind billy, suge knight is killin fools and gas is under 2 bucks. Welcome back 90's!
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hay duff
Feb 1, 2015 9:54:49 GMT -6
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Feb 1, 2015 9:54:49 GMT -6
That ending really, really sucked. Guess what faghit! The thug lyfe isn't as glamorous as you white bread cargo short wearing golfers make it out to be. It was like you just sort of gave up. Did you remember you had to go shovel snow or something? It just ended horribly. Go back and fix it faggot.
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Post by Stan's Field on Feb 1, 2015 10:30:57 GMT -6
Well, as you know, I grew up in the hood, so I have a lot of thug lyfe elementary school stories. Once, in 5th grade, this new girl came to our school named Blair, and all of the dudes, most of whom got that first piece of pussy in 4th grade, wanted to try and wreck the new girl, bince she prolly wasn't as worn out as the rest of the 11 year olds on the block. Anyways, I called dibs, but apparently some otter kid named D'qwashelinous Blackename also called her, and we both didn't know. Anyways, I shake some kid down for the Star Crunch out of his lunch, and grab a baggie full of pruno, and I'm finna to break this chick out. Anyways, I get there, and D'qwashelinous is already showing her his Jordans and Hammer pants. Anyways, I get pissed and whip out my butterfly knife, toss it around a few times, and then hold the blade to his throat. I thank him for keeping her entertained, but I ask him to glo to my locker and grab my Bobby Brown cassingle to Blair and I can listen to it. So he runs off, and by the time I'm unhooking some training bra, all four of the school's resource officers have guns drawn at me. Fucking D'qwashelinous told them I had a weapon. Anyways, they call my moms, but she's busy selling plasma, so the fuckers take me to the school boiler room and cuff me to a radiator pipe. I guess they forgot about me, and so did my moms, because I was there for liek two days. I spent most of the time doing 'shups, so I was pretty fucking swolled when they came to get me. Then the principal came down and apologized to me. I shouldn't have been locked up in the boiler room, because he had no idea D'qwashelinous tattled on me. Nobody has time for snitches. To make it up, they let me kick his ass in front of everyone, including his older brothers. They respected my ass kicking so much, they disowned him, and put me in their gang. I rose to power over the years, eventually taking over after Pookie II Loc got murdered in Juvie. But by that point, I was worried about applying to college, so I just kind of broke up the gang. That ending really, really sucked. Yeah, how many times did he have to copy-paste the black kid's name? Also, what do u suppose Billy was ranked as gangster? I'll bet roughly #20
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Post by twinlaker on Feb 1, 2015 10:43:35 GMT -6
Well, as you know, I grew up in the hood, so I have a lot of thug lyfe elementary school stories. Once, in 5th grade, this new girl came to our school named Blair, and all of the dudes, most of whom got that first piece of pussy in 4th grade, wanted to try and wreck the new girl, bince she prolly wasn't as worn out as the rest of the 11 year olds on the block. Anyways, I called dibs, but apparently some otter kid named D'qwashelinous Blackename also called her, and we both didn't know. Anyways, I shake some kid down for the Star Crunch out of his lunch, and grab a baggie full of pruno, and I'm finna to break this chick out. Anyways, I get there, and D'qwashelinous is already showing her his Jordans and Hammer pants. Anyways, I get pissed and whip out my butterfly knife, toss it around a few times, and then hold the blade to his throat. I thank him for keeping her entertained, but I ask him to glo to my locker and grab my Bobby Brown cassingle to Blair and I can listen to it. So he runs off, and by the time I'm unhooking some training bra, all four of the school's resource officers have guns drawn at me. Fucking D'qwashelinous told them I had a weapon. Anyways, they call my moms, but she's busy selling plasma, so the fuckers take me to the school boiler room and cuff me to a radiator pipe. I guess they forgot about me, and so did my moms, because I was there for liek two days. I spent most of the time doing 'shups, so I was pretty fucking swolled when they came to get me. Then the principal came down and apologized to me. I shouldn't have been locked up in the boiler room, because he had no idea D'qwashelinous tattled on me. Nobody has time for snitches. To make it up, they let me kick his ass in front of everyone, including his older brothers. They respected my ass kicking so much, they disowned him, and put me in their gang. I rose to power over the years, eventually taking over after Pookie II Loc got murdered in Juvie. But by that point, I was worried about applying to college, so I just kind of broke up the gang. That ending really, really sucked. Agreed. watched Gone Girl last night, and same thing.....spent two hours invested in da damn movie, and then that shitastic ending to nowhere. Meh
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Post by Solar Stud on Feb 1, 2015 10:51:40 GMT -6
Easily explained...
1--his shafts have shrunk 2--his ex has his balls 3--his ex has his bag 4--he no longer can putt from the ruff 5--he can't put it in a hole that size anymore
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Feb 1, 2015 10:52:21 GMT -6
That ending really, really sucked. Yeah, how many times did he have to copy-paste the black kid's name? Also, what do u suppose Billy was ranked as gangster? I'll bet roughly #20 out of like 22.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Feb 1, 2015 12:48:44 GMT -6
It will certainly be interesting to see Wut tiger brings this week. Torrey is really interesting now that they switched to that kikuyu, rye, poa blend in the rough. That stuff will give you a variety of lies and grains and will really test creativity in the short game. Tiger won't be able to play those bump and runs like he did at Scottsdale. He will be forced to attempt to execute pitch shots.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Feb 1, 2015 13:27:32 GMT -6
Yeah, how many times did he have to copy-paste the black kid's name? Also, what do u suppose Billy was ranked as gangster? I'll bet roughly #20 out of like 22. Try 31, asshole...
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Post by Earl Slick on Feb 1, 2015 17:16:19 GMT -6
The best thing about being in patrol was the end of year party. Instead of going to the last day of school we went to Riverview amusement park with NO adult supervision. You received a ticket for a free meal of a hot dog, chips, and pop, and some tokens for rides. Then your parents gave you some cash and dropped you off and you spent the entire day eating cotton candy and popcorn, and riding the Wild Mouse roller coaster and The Scrambler. Doing whatever the fuck you wanted with hundreds of other 5th and 6th graders from Des Moines. Most kids did this only once at the end of their grade school career as middle schools didn't start until 7th grade. My first grade school only went to 5th grade so I went at the end of that year, and at the end of the my 6th grade school that I had to switch to to complete grade school. I was a lucky duck. We didn't get anything but the satisfaction that comes from a job well done.
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Post by Earl Slick on Feb 1, 2015 17:19:50 GMT -6
That ending really, really sucked. Agreed. watched Gone Girl last night, and same thing.....spent two hours invested in da damn movie, and then that shitastic ending to nowhere. Meh I used to bullshit with this old German dude that told the longest shaggy dog stories imaginable. I'm talking one after the other and none of them ever went anywhere. Now I'm wondering if he wasn't an expert troll.
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hay duff
Feb 1, 2015 17:24:55 GMT -6
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Post by Ginger on Feb 1, 2015 17:24:55 GMT -6
The best thing about being in patrol was the end of year party. Instead of going to the last day of school we went to Riverview amusement park with NO adult supervision. You received a ticket for a free meal of a hot dog, chips, and pop, and some tokens for rides. Then your parents gave you some cash and dropped you off and you spent the entire day eating cotton candy and popcorn, and riding the Wild Mouse roller coaster and The Scrambler. Doing whatever the fuck you wanted with hundreds of other 5th and 6th graders from Des Moines. Most kids did this only once at the end of their grade school career as middle schools didn't start until 7th grade. My first grade school only went to 5th grade so I went at the end of that year, and at the end of the my 6th grade school that I had to switch to to complete grade school. I was a lucky duck. We didn't get anything but the satisfaction that comes from a job well done. That sucks.
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Post by Earl Slick on Feb 1, 2015 17:31:14 GMT -6
We didn't get anything but the satisfaction that comes from a job well done. That sucks. I went to Riverview last summer on my bike. It was rather boring.
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hay duff
Feb 1, 2015 17:34:43 GMT -6
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Post by Ginger on Feb 1, 2015 17:34:43 GMT -6
I went to Riverview last summer on my bike. It was rather boring. It's been closed for about 35 years. Maybe that's why.
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Post by Earl Slick on Feb 1, 2015 17:36:35 GMT -6
I went to Riverview last summer on my bike. It was rather boring. It's been closed for about 35 years. Maybe that's why. I wondered why it seemed different. No Dodgems anywhere.
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Post by egadsto on Jul 20, 2015 9:48:17 GMT -6
WHAT ABOUT HOKK FAN ZACH JOHNSON? ? he's bestest evarr because he's close friends with kirt Tied for the lead in the British Open!
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