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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Feb 17, 2015 18:25:55 GMT -6
Wrong, just sharing the ethos of MY generation.
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Post by Stan's Field on Feb 17, 2015 18:32:21 GMT -6
Hurrrrrrrr. U stupid phaggots can't even fucking decide what time-span determines what. Derp. "back in our day" "kids deez dayz jus arent appreciative cause netflix"
U old phags started the world on the path of ruination for everyone, and U act liek it's our job to fix it.....
"Ya know, if millennials were more involved and stuff, and they stayed off my lawn moar".
Herp
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Post by Earl Slick on Feb 17, 2015 18:43:57 GMT -6
Hurrrrrrrr. U stupid phaggots can't even fucking decide what time-span determines what. Derp. "back in our day" "kids deez dayz jus arent appreciative cause netflix" U old phags started the world on the path of ruination for everyone, and U act liek it's our job to fix it..... "Ya know, if millennials were more involved and stuff, and they stayed off my lawn moar". Herp Stop bitching and start fixing.
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Post by livingintheusa on Feb 17, 2015 19:02:25 GMT -6
Wrong, just sharing the ethos of MY generation. Who said that People try to put us d-down (Talkin' 'bout my generation) Just because we get around Things they do look awful c-c-cold I hope I die before I get old This is my generation This is my generation, baby Why don't you all f-fade away And don't try to dig what we all s-s-say I'm not trying to cause a big s-s-sensation I'm just talkin' 'bout my g-g-g-generation
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Post by LansingHawk on Feb 17, 2015 19:08:01 GMT -6
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Post by LansingHawk on Feb 17, 2015 19:10:28 GMT -6
Hurrrrrrrr. U stupid phaggots can't even fucking decide what time-span determines what. Derp. "back in our day" "kids deez dayz jus arent appreciative cause netflix" U old phags started the world on the path of ruination for everyone, and U act liek it's our job to fix it..... "Ya know, if millennials were more involved and stuff, and they stayed off my lawn moar". Herp JFC... Just fix it!!! And stay the fuck off my lawn!
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Post by kirksfupa on Feb 17, 2015 19:43:26 GMT -6
Im gonna agree with derpo Ghosto. I am 33 and believe his crusty balls are of similar age. I am too young to fall in line fully with the Gen Xer's but don't align at all with the Millennial mouth breathers either. Anyone younger than 30 and older than 55 get the fuck off my prole level porch.
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Post by saldali on Feb 17, 2015 20:27:18 GMT -6
Wrong, just sharing the ethos of MY generation. Who said that People try to put us d-down (Talkin' 'bout my generation) Just because we get around Things they do look awful c-c-cold I hope I die before I get old This is my generation This is my generation, baby Why don't you all f-fade away And don't try to dig what we all s-s-say I'm not trying to cause a big s-s-sensation I'm just talkin' 'bout my g-g-g-generation
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Feb 17, 2015 22:21:55 GMT -6
Still working through the first year of my fifth decade. The data I saw indicated that the last boomer was born in 1964, and I claim to be that boomer. There is no effing way I am joining those Gen X pukes.
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Post by Stan's Field on Feb 18, 2015 0:35:01 GMT -6
Fucking paying dividends already.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Feb 18, 2015 1:17:36 GMT -6
O'Keefe, Des Moines has stepped up its game since the days of Clive After Five. If you are a hot chick, you can make some good coin in Des Moines as a bar skank. That wasn't the case when I moved back in 2000. Thunder is correct. You've just been gone too long. Not to mention that when you come back, you fucking hang at a trailer park IN TOWN. Ahh, clive after five. Back in the day I lived in an apartment within a 2 minute walk of that stuff. Always lots of hotties running around there and of course, those nights I'd just hit up the bars nearby to scout the really drunk ones that partied on into the night. Mickey's was usually a good place, until whatever the other place with the nice patio hit it's stride.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Feb 18, 2015 1:18:31 GMT -6
Larry Eustacy bangs millenials.
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Post by Stan's Field on Feb 18, 2015 8:13:05 GMT -6
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Feb 18, 2015 8:26:37 GMT -6
Im gonna agree with derpo Ghosto. I am 33 and believe his crusty balls are of similar age. I am too young to fall in line fully with the Gen Xer's but don't align at all with the Millennial mouth breathers either. Anyone younger than 30 and older than 55 get the fuck off my prole level porch. Exactly. There is just so much of the millennial experience that I don't share. I didn't know anyone with a cell phone until I was 19. I remember buying calling cards. When I moved into my college dorm, the only way to hook up the internet was through the phone line, which you didn't want to do, bince no one had cell phones and that way you couldn't keep in touch touch with bitches and surf pr0n at the same time. For God's sake man, I had a set on encyclopedias I used in high school.
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Post by Stan's Field on Feb 18, 2015 8:35:11 GMT -6
Wow it would suck to be ghost or double wide.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Feb 18, 2015 9:00:52 GMT -6
Wow it would suck to be ghost or double wide. WHat did I tell you about my lawn? Don't make me say it again.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Feb 18, 2015 9:40:44 GMT -6
No, it doesn't brah. Let me 'splain the term "Des Moines 8" to you. A Des Moines 8 is a chick who, if you put her in Chicago would be a fucking 6 on a good day, but because she is in Neck Moines, she thinks she's an 8. Same with an Omaha 8. What is happening in Neck Moines is that a certain educational institution that prides itself on "having the most Iowa high school graduates of any school in the world" is churning out record numbers of semi-literate douchebags and fat, or soon to be fat, women. They descend on its hallowed halls from places liek Creston, Decorah, Storm Lake, Boone and Story City. Then, they graduate and move to Neck Moines to do back office work at places liek Wells Fargo or Principal Financial Group, making sure that mortgage checks hit on time and overpriced variable life policies of semi-competent senior citizens are paid in full before insurance is underwritten. To them, Neck Moines is the big city. Iowa City has a lot of hot girls. A significant number of them wind up moving to Chicago and becoming bar wenches or waitresses. The hottest of them attach themselves to some d-bag with upper middle class money (i.e., not rich, but not brokedick) from the western suburbs and they wind up living in some shitbox in Logan Square for a few years and then move to Scumburg, Naperthrille or the DeeG by the time they turn 25. Gonna respectfully disagree wif you here, Counselor. When I used to toil in the Dez, we wood get occasional visits from company executives and others, mostly from New York but also from otter large cities like Los Angeles and Chicago. Mind you, these were world travelers, men who had either lived, visited or spent extended stints working in cities around the world and the USofA. Almost to a person they thought Neck Moines had some of the most attractive wimmen on the planet: pretty, natural, healthy-looking. I never really saw it until I moved away and have to agree. People-watching at lunch time on teh skywalks was, and ima guessing, is still a treat. Not as titilating as the first few days of warm spring weather on the sidewalks of New York City when the young wimmen bust out their new summer wear, but attractive nonetheless. I wood not discount a Neck Moines 8 in Chicago. She might actually be a Chicago 9. I lived in le Dez for a couple of years, and someone must have hidden all of dem bishes while I was around. Iowa City talent crushed the Dez, and it's not even close.
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Feb 18, 2015 9:59:41 GMT -6
That's cuz the dez doesn't actually have hot chicks. Iowans brainwash themselves into believing it's the perfect place. It's pretty great.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Feb 18, 2015 10:24:36 GMT -6
That's cuz the dez doesn't actually have hot chicks. Iowans brainwash themselves into believing it's the perfect place. It's pretty great. I mean, just like any place, Le Dez has its share of hawt chicks. Just not an unusual proportion to anywhere else. I mean, everywhere there are girls in 11th grade, there will be talent, right? Right? Am I right people?
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Feb 18, 2015 10:39:19 GMT -6
That's cuz the dez doesn't actually have hot chicks. Iowans brainwash themselves into believing it's the perfect place. It's pretty great. I mean, just like any place, Le Dez has its share of hawt chicks. Just not an unusual proportion to anywhere else. I mean, everywhere there are girls in 11th grade, there will be talent, right? Right? Am I right people? Sophomore is the age I prefer. They don't think they have power yet, so they won't be bitches. They want to be in the cool group, so they'll do anything to hang out. They can have a few bud light limes and be drunk. And they are just old enough to have tittays. Amiright? ?
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Post by thunderhawk on Feb 18, 2015 10:42:54 GMT -6
No, it doesn't brah. Let me 'splain the term "Des Moines 8" to you. A Des Moines 8 is a chick who, if you put her in Chicago would be a fucking 6 on a good day, but because she is in Neck Moines, she thinks she's an 8. Same with an Omaha 8. What is happening in Neck Moines is that a certain educational institution that prides itself on "having the most Iowa high school graduates of any school in the world" is churning out record numbers of semi-literate douchebags and fat, or soon to be fat, women. They descend on its hallowed halls from places liek Creston, Decorah, Storm Lake, Boone and Story City. Then, they graduate and move to Neck Moines to do back office work at places liek Wells Fargo or Principal Financial Group, making sure that mortgage checks hit on time and overpriced variable life policies of semi-competent senior citizens are paid in full before insurance is underwritten. To them, Neck Moines is the big city. Iowa City has a lot of hot girls. A significant number of them wind up moving to Chicago and becoming bar wenches or waitresses. The hottest of them attach themselves to some d-bag with upper middle class money (i.e., not rich, but not brokedick) from the western suburbs and they wind up living in some shitbox in Logan Square for a few years and then move to Scumburg, Naperthrille or the DeeG by the time they turn 25. Gonna respectfully disagree wif you here, Counselor. When I used to toil in the Dez, we wood get occasional visits from company executives and others, mostly from New York but also from otter large cities like Los Angeles and Chicago. Mind you, these were world travelers, men who had either lived, visited or spent extended stints working in cities around the world and the USofA. Almost to a person they thought Neck Moines had some of the most attractive wimmen on the planet: pretty, natural, healthy-looking. I never really saw it until I moved away and have to agree. People-watching at lunch time on teh skywalks was, and ima guessing, is still a treat. Not as titilating as the first few days of warm spring weather on the sidewalks of New York City when the young wimmen bust out their new summer wear, but attractive nonetheless. I wood not discount a Neck Moines 8 in Chicago. She might actually be a Chicago 9. That's the rub, so to speak. Dez Gals look "natural." In NYC et al, there's always sumting funky going on. Sure, in suburbia here you get your share of faked-up nouveau riche skanks who are trying way too hard, but in the city, it's pretty solid.
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Post by thunderhawk on Feb 18, 2015 10:45:56 GMT -6
That's cuz the dez doesn't actually have hot chicks. Iowans brainwash themselves into believing it's the perfect place. It's pretty great. I mean, just like any place, Le Dez has its share of hawt chicks. Just not an unusual proportion to anywhere else. I mean, everywhere there are girls in 11th grade, there will be talent, right? Right? Am I right people? You tell us, Mentor(TM)
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Feb 18, 2015 10:50:40 GMT -6
"Natural" is a female code word for fatty. So is "curvy", "good personality", and "willing to do butt stuff".
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Post by thunderhawk on Feb 18, 2015 11:29:11 GMT -6
"Natural" is a female code word for fatty. So is "curvy", "good personality", and "willing to do butt stuff". I thought that was "healthy." "She's a healthy lookin' gal." That used to be code for fat slut. Now, it's code for pain in the ass picky eater.
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Feb 18, 2015 11:29:49 GMT -6
"Natural" is a female code word for fatty. So is "curvy", "good personality", and "willing to do butt stuff". Perhaps in Davenprole. In teh Dez, it means naturally attractive, nicely shaped, not (excessively) painted, no visible tats, perky breastsseses. Don't know about anal. Can't vouch for it. Hmmm Sounds like you've been brainwashed from out of state.
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