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Post by Ginger on Feb 19, 2015 14:35:45 GMT -6
I've lost a mitten. Do you think getting Twitter involved will help me find it? They were a gift from my daughter and she was pissed when I lost one last year...but I found it at a large retail store that caters to the poor and cheap.
I lost it at the U of I hospital on Tuesday. It hasn't been turned in to the list and found. This is rough weather to only have one mitten.
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Feb 19, 2015 14:50:01 GMT -6
This better be a troll.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Feb 19, 2015 14:51:17 GMT -6
Just stick your unmittened hand up your vagina, which is basically like your very own internal hand warmer.
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Post by Other on Feb 19, 2015 14:53:25 GMT -6
And you didn't even contact me to have coffee together..... you and your mitten can go pound sand.
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Feb 19, 2015 14:54:17 GMT -6
Maybe your daughter will get you a string that connects the next pair of mittens she gets you.
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Post by The Resistance on Feb 19, 2015 15:36:59 GMT -6
Sounds to me like Other or a fellow member of his janitorial squad is a thief.
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Post by Stan's Field on Feb 19, 2015 15:42:44 GMT -6
And you didn't even contact me to have coffee together..... you and your mitten can go pound sand. U should find said mitten and return it to her with some failed experiment inside.
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Post by Other on Feb 19, 2015 15:52:49 GMT -6
And you didn't even contact me to have coffee together..... you and your mitten can go pound sand. U should find said mitten and return it to her with some failed experiment inside. This presumes that I have experiments that fail.
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Post by Stan's Field on Feb 19, 2015 16:47:33 GMT -6
Use a colleague's?
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Post by Ginger on Feb 19, 2015 16:55:55 GMT -6
And you didn't even contact me to have coffee together..... you and your mitten can go pound sand. I didn't know you worked there.if it turns up in the list and found I'll have them deliver it to you until it can be picked up or, if you're feeling generous, mailed.
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Post by Ginger on Feb 19, 2015 16:59:13 GMT -6
No trolling, son, however I figure if I use Twitter and my mitten is found, I can report the find to the TODAY show. Maybe they'll invite me there to talk about my experience and maybe I can raise money for the U of I children's hospital by offering to kick Matt Lauer in the balls for money.
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Post by Ginger on Feb 19, 2015 17:00:26 GMT -6
U should find said mitten and return it to her with some failed experiment inside. This presumes that I have experiments that fail. Its a nice mitten. It's lined with fleece. I'd hate to find anything dried and crusty in it.
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Post by Ginger on Feb 19, 2015 17:00:57 GMT -6
Maybe your daughter will get you a string that connects the next pair of mittens she gets you. This has been discussed in my household a few times.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Feb 19, 2015 17:54:11 GMT -6
U should find said mitten and return it to her with some failed experiment inside. This presumes that I have experiments that fail. A real man of science doesn't see experiments as a success or failure.
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Post by egadsto on Feb 19, 2015 18:23:04 GMT -6
This presumes that I have experiments that fail. Its a nice mitten. It's lined with fleece. I'd hate to find anything dried and crusty in it.
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Post by Other on Feb 19, 2015 19:12:16 GMT -6
A real man of science doesn't see experiments as a success or failure. History degree. Actually he's completely correct, the results of every experiment are informative. You either fail to disprove the null hypothesis or you don't.
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Post by Earl Slick on Feb 19, 2015 19:16:27 GMT -6
I've lost a mitten. Do you think getting Twitter involved will help me find it? They were a gift from my daughter and she was pissed when I lost one last year...but I found it at a large retail store that caters to the poor and cheap. I lost it at the U of I hospital on Tuesday. It hasn't been turned in to the list and found. This is rough weather to only have one mitten. Then you shall have no pie.
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Post by twinlaker on Feb 19, 2015 19:17:40 GMT -6
I've lost a mitten. Do you think getting Twitter involved will help me find it? They were a gift from my daughter and she was pissed when I lost one last year...but I found it at a large retail store that caters to the poor and cheap. I lost it at the U of I hospital on Tuesday. It hasn't been turned in to the list and found. This is rough weather to only have one mitten. Then you shall have no pie. Skewin' real old school... I like it
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Post by Earl Slick on Feb 19, 2015 19:24:57 GMT -6
Then you shall have no pie. Skewin' real old school... I like it I was surprised that one bubbled to the surface.
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Post by twinlaker on Feb 19, 2015 19:30:04 GMT -6
Skewin' real old school... I like it I was surprised that one bubbled to the surface. Nothing like a naughty kitten....
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Post by Stan's Field on Feb 19, 2015 20:37:32 GMT -6
Maybe your daughter will get you a string that connects the next pair of mittens she gets you. This has been discussed in my household a few times. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Post by Stan's Field on Feb 19, 2015 20:38:42 GMT -6
This presumes that I have experiments that fail. A real man of science doesn't see experiments as a success or failure. So Y R U weighing in here?
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Post by Earl Slick on Feb 20, 2015 3:44:29 GMT -6
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
Thomas Edison.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Feb 20, 2015 9:09:02 GMT -6
Just stick your unmittened hand up your vagina, which is basically like your very own internal hand warmer. Rough, Duff. Show a little respect to the lady, even if she is a ginger. She axed a serious question. I think. Screw you pal, I wuz just trying to save her fingers from frostbite. It was -8 here last night, I can't imagine it wuz any warmer up dere.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Feb 20, 2015 10:24:15 GMT -6
A real man of science doesn't see experiments as a success or failure. So Y R U weighing in here? I am both a real man, and I am science.
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