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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Mar 23, 2015 4:12:47 GMT -6
www.tedcruz.com/Please... Check that website. lol And yea, the cunt is officially running for President. Orly Cuntz is probably flipping her floppy pancake titties thinking of a tea tard hero that was born in Canada to a Cuban refugee and American Mom is great as president. Of course, the biggest difference between him and Obama, besides intelligence, is that Obama was actually born in the US. (Yes, I know he's an American citizen)
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Post by egadsto on Mar 23, 2015 6:00:18 GMT -6
www.tedcruz.com/Please... Check that website. lol And yea, the cunt is officially running for President. Orly Cuntz is probably flipping her floppy pancake titties thinking of a tea tard hero that was born in Canada to a Cuban refugee and American Mom is great as president. Of course, the biggest difference between him and Obama, besides intelligence, is that Obama was actually born in the US. (Yes, I know he's an American citizen)  |
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Post by thunderhawk on Mar 23, 2015 8:59:51 GMT -6
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Post by thunderhawk on Mar 23, 2015 9:05:26 GMT -6
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Post by thunderhawk on Mar 23, 2015 10:50:14 GMT -6
On a related note...
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Post by NOTTHOR on Mar 23, 2015 10:59:24 GMT -6
How the fuck is he running?
"No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President"
Dude was born in Canada and his dad backed Castro. That shit alone makes his resume even worse than Obama's heading into campaign season, and that is a high fucking bar.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Mar 23, 2015 11:03:29 GMT -6
How the fuck is he running? "No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President" Dude was born in Canada and his dad backed Castro. That shit alone makes his resume even worse than Obama's heading into campaign season, and that is a high fucking bar. Your boy Fartblammo shredded the constitution, and now Eduardo is going to burn the shards. None of this would have happened if Hillary didn't kill those Marines in Benghazi. |
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Post by thunderhawk on Mar 23, 2015 11:15:47 GMT -6
How the fuck is he running? "No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President" Dude was born in Canada and his dad backed Castro. That shit alone makes his resume even worse than Obama's heading into campaign season, and that is a high fucking bar. Unless I missed something, has the term "natural born citizen" as applied to someone like Teahadist Ted ever been definitively litigated before SCrOTUS? i.e. born on foreign soil to an American citizen mother and (heh, heh) alien father. You know, the exact claim they leveled agin Obammawhamma. McCain was born in Panama, and the question of his qualification to run was never seriously debated. |
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Post by NOTTHOR on Mar 23, 2015 11:39:45 GMT -6
How the fuck is he running? "No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President" Dude was born in Canada and his dad backed Castro. That shit alone makes his resume even worse than Obama's heading into campaign season, and that is a high fucking bar. Unless I missed something, has the term "natural born citizen" as applied to someone like Teahadist Ted ever been definitively litigated before SCrOTUS? i.e. born on foreign soil to an American citizen mother and (heh, heh) alien father. You know, the exact claim they leveled agin Obammawhamma. McCain was born in Panama, and the question of his qualification to run was never seriously debated. I questioned McCain's qualifications, but he was born on a Naval outpost and that zone of Panama was under US control. Technically, I think a US military base would qualify someone to be a natural born citizen because those bases are considered part of 'Merica, in that if you attack one, you have attacked the sovereign. But Canada? No fucking way. Not even close, this is an even worse fact pattern than Obama had (if you believe the Hawaiian birth certificate). I think if you are born at a foreign military base to an American parent, you are issued an American birf certificate and the host country don't do shit in terms of trying to claim you as a citizen. If you're born in Canada, though, even if one or both of your parents are American, you might be 'Merican under the Immigration and Naturalization Act, but if you have to go to the US embassy to prove your shit up, you ain't natural born. |
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Post by Ginger on Mar 23, 2015 12:32:01 GMT -6
Unless I missed something, has the term "natural born citizen" as applied to someone like Teahadist Ted ever been definitively litigated before SCrOTUS? i.e. born on foreign soil to an American citizen mother and (heh, heh) alien father. You know, the exact claim they leveled agin Obammawhamma. McCain was born in Panama, and the question of his qualification to run was never seriously debated. I questioned McCain's qualifications, but he was born on a Naval outpost and that zone of Panama was under US control. Technically, I think a US military base would qualify someone to be a natural born citizen because those bases are considered part of 'Merica, in that if you attack one, you have attacked the sovereign. But Canada? No fucking way. Not even close, this is an even worse fact pattern than Obama had (if you believe the Hawaiian birth certificate). I think if you are born at a foreign military base to an American parent, you are issued an American birf certificate and the host country don't do shit in terms of trying to claim you as a citizen. If you're born in Canada, though, even if one or both of your parents are American, you might be 'Merican under the Immigration and Naturalization Act, but if you have to go to the US embassy to prove your shit up, you ain't natural born. So...if that's the case, wouldn't you think his advisors would advise against him even trying to run or are they just wanting to stir up controversy and waste people's time? |
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Post by thunderhawk on Mar 23, 2015 12:42:28 GMT -6
Unless I missed something, has the term "natural born citizen" as applied to someone like Teahadist Ted ever been definitively litigated before SCrOTUS? i.e. born on foreign soil to an American citizen mother and (heh, heh) alien father. You know, the exact claim they leveled agin Obammawhamma. McCain was born in Panama, and the question of his qualification to run was never seriously debated. I questioned McCain's qualifications, but he was born on a Naval outpost and that zone of Panama was under US control. Technically, I think a US military base would qualify someone to be a natural born citizen because those bases are considered part of 'Merica, in that if you attack one, you have attacked the sovereign. But Canada? No fucking way. Not even close, this is an even worse fact pattern than Obama had (if you believe the Hawaiian birth certificate). I think if you are born at a foreign military base to an American parent, you are issued an American birf certificate and the host country don't do shit in terms of trying to claim you as a citizen. If you're born in Canada, though, even if one or both of your parents are American, you might be 'Merican under the Immigration and Naturalization Act, but if you have to go to the US embassy to prove your shit up, you ain't natural born. I think the current understanding per the Naturalization Act of 1790 is that if you're born to an American citizen, even abroad, you're a natural born citizen, i.e. you do not have to go through a naturalization process. I don't think this has been conclusively litigated for purposes of a presidential candidacy but I do believe that is the general guiding principle vis a vis citizenship. If it ain't, I'm illegit. Wollen sehen, wo ich geboren wurde? |
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Post by Ginger on Mar 23, 2015 12:53:18 GMT -6
I questioned McCain's qualifications, but he was born on a Naval outpost and that zone of Panama was under US control. Technically, I think a US military base would qualify someone to be a natural born citizen because those bases are considered part of 'Merica, in that if you attack one, you have attacked the sovereign. But Canada? No fucking way. Not even close, this is an even worse fact pattern than Obama had (if you believe the Hawaiian birth certificate). I think if you are born at a foreign military base to an American parent, you are issued an American birf certificate and the host country don't do shit in terms of trying to claim you as a citizen. If you're born in Canada, though, even if one or both of your parents are American, you might be 'Merican under the Immigration and Naturalization Act, but if you have to go to the US embassy to prove your shit up, you ain't natural born. I think the current understanding per the Naturalization Act of 1790 is that if you're born to an American citizen, even abroad, you're a natural born citizen, i.e. you do not have to go through a naturalization process. I don't think this has been conclusively litigated for purposes of a presidential candidacy but I do believe that is the general guiding principle vis a vis citizenship. If it ain't, I'm illegit. Wollen sehen, wo ich geboren wurde? My second daughter was born in Germany but at the base hospital. We still had to register her as an American citizen. |
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Post by thunderhawk on Mar 23, 2015 12:58:50 GMT -6
I think the current understanding per the Naturalization Act of 1790 is that if you're born to an American citizen, even abroad, you're a natural born citizen, i.e. you do not have to go through a naturalization process. I don't think this has been conclusively litigated for purposes of a presidential candidacy but I do believe that is the general guiding principle vis a vis citizenship. If it ain't, I'm illegit. Wollen sehen, wo ich geboren wurde? My second daughter was born in Germany but at the base hospital. We still had to register her as an American citizen. Which city? |
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Post by thunderhawk on Mar 23, 2015 13:04:46 GMT -6
 Is that a fucking Uncle Sam teardrop or an inverted burning American flag? Either is apropos I suppose. |
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Post by Ginger on Mar 23, 2015 13:10:00 GMT -6
My second daughter was born in Germany but at the base hospital. We still had to register her as an American citizen. Which city? Augsburg. |
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Post by thunderhawk on Mar 23, 2015 13:14:59 GMT -6
Not too far from my place of origin. |
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Post by Ginger on Mar 23, 2015 13:26:54 GMT -6
Not too far from my place of origin. Munchen? |
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Mar 23, 2015 13:30:16 GMT -6
What's with all the Krauts around here lately?
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Post by Ginger on Mar 23, 2015 13:38:25 GMT -6
What's with all the Krauts around here lately? Aren't you an Irish kraut? |
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Post by Incogayno. on Mar 23, 2015 14:15:19 GMT -6
Fucking Nazi's all up in this place. Must because you guiez secret hide out in Argentina was located.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Mar 23, 2015 14:44:34 GMT -6
What's with all the Krauts around here lately? Aren't you an Irish kraut? I speak German, but that doesn't make me German. |
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Post by Ginger on Mar 23, 2015 15:33:07 GMT -6
Aren't you an Irish kraut? I speak German, but that doesn't make me German. You speak German? |
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Post by LansingHawk on Mar 23, 2015 20:03:42 GMT -6
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Post by NOTTHOR on Mar 23, 2015 20:11:42 GMT -6
Don't film chihuahuas taking a shit you sick fuck. |
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Mar 24, 2015 6:22:06 GMT -6
I think before this morning, I had never seen Eduardo speak on television before. When I saw him on CBS this morning, I immediately reached for the remote and turned it off.
Then unplugged the TV, threw it in a burn barrel out back, and torched it.
Then took the ashes, threw them in a black Hefty bag, then tossed some rocks in, got in my car, drove to the river, and chucked it in, clutching a cross as I recited psalms while I watched it sink.
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