urinal etiquette clarification

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I need a ruling on this one.  I went into the pisser the other night at a ballgame.  There are three urinals; a, b and C.  Urinal A was occupied while b and c sat empty.  I normally would go to urinal C, however, C is a childs urinal.  You know the short ones for those little bastards.  I thought about it for a minute and still pissed in C but would it have been acceptable to piss in urinal B?


I need clarification for future use.  If you pee sitting down please don't comment...yes that means you Scooter, Ginger, Cargo and FBHM.


Thanks


 

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Apr 13, 2015 11:29:38 GMT -6 @hal said:

I need a ruling on this one.  I went into the pisser the other night at a ballgame.  There are three urinals; a, b and C.  Urinal A was occupied while b and c sat empty.  I normally would go to urinal C, however, C is a childs urinal.  You know the short ones for those little bastards.  I thought about it for a minute and still pissed in C but would it have been acceptable to piss in urinal B?


I need clarification for future use.  If you pee sitting down please don't comment...yes that means you Scooter, Ginger, Cargo and FBHM.


Thanks


 

Only if you did not talk to or high-five occupant of urinal A and kept your hands on your penor. Also, did not exchange bidness cards wif him. After all, you don't want to deny a 5-year-old the opportunity to wee.

BTW, in that situation but wifout anyone in any of the three, I always go to B. Cuz maximum uncomfort of A and C.

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At airport or turnpike bank of 8-10 urinals occupied by only one or two other persons, I always go to the one next to them. 

61-year-old codger haz no problem peeing. Likely younger neighbor duz.

[GhostMod 5000]

Apr 13, 2015 11:29:38 GMT -6 @hal said:

I need a ruling on this one.  I went into the pisser the other night at a ballgame.  There are three urinals; a, b and C.  Urinal A was occupied while b and c sat empty.  I normally would go to urinal C, however, C is a childs urinal.  You know the short ones for those little bastards.  I thought about it for a minute and still pissed in C but would it have been acceptable to piss in urinal B?


I need clarification for future use.  If you pee sitting down please don't comment...yes that means you Scooter, Ginger, Cargo and FBHM.


Thanks


 

The fact that you thought for a minute prolly keyed the guy in urinal A that you were a butt pirate. Going to urinal C didn't change his mind.

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Apr 13, 2015 12:12:47 GMT -6 GhostMod 5000 said:

Apr 13, 2015 11:29:38 GMT -6 @hal said:

I need a ruling on this one.  I went into the pisser the other night at a ballgame.  There are three urinals; a, b and C.  Urinal A was occupied while b and c sat empty.  I normally would go to urinal C, however, C is a childs urinal.  You know the short ones for those little bastards.  I thought about it for a minute and still pissed in C but would it have been acceptable to piss in urinal B?


I need clarification for future use.  If you pee sitting down please don't comment...yes that means you Scooter, Ginger, Cargo and FBHM.


Thanks


 

The fact that you thought for a minute prolly keyed the guy in urinal A that you were a butt pirate. Going to urinal C didn't change his mind.

is that why he winked at me and said. "hi, they call me scooter."  

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Apr 13, 2015 13:32:40 GMT -6 @hal said:

Apr 13, 2015 12:12:47 GMT -6 GhostMod 5000 said:

The fact that you thought for a minute prolly keyed the guy in urinal A that you were a butt pirate. Going to urinal C didn't change his mind.

is that why he winked at me and said. "hi, they call me scooter."  

You sure it wasn't "butthurt former member"? They sound sorta similar.

[NOTTHOR]

Always pick "B" and then say "nice watch" 3 seconds after you start pissing. Breaks the ice.

[livingintheusa]

Apr 13, 2015 11:42:52 GMT -6 @tweeterhawk said:

At airport or turnpike bank of 8-10 urinals occupied by only one or two other persons, I always go to the one next to them. 

61-year-old codger haz no problem peeing. Likely younger neighbor duz.

When it comes to slinging shit we are as tight as a fish's ass. RIGHT ALT?

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What's wrong with sitting to pee? I question the intelligence and cleanliness of anyone that doesn't sit to pee in their own household. Public shitters are a different story though.

Stall was the correct answer though

[Presidential Immunity Cock]

I'm too tall for a kiddy urinal and only use one of those if I can't get to normal height one. Why? I'll splatter pee all over my shoes. So I take Urinal B, and break the ice by saying "Hey, nice circumcision."

[GhostMod 5000]

Apr 13, 2015 21:25:44 GMT -6 Presidential Immunity Cock said:

I'm too tall for a kiddy urinal and only use one of those if I can't get to normal height one. Why? I'll splatter pee all over my shoes. So I take Urinal B, and break the ice by saying "Hey, nice circumcision."

My penis is very long, so sometimes at a "normal" height urinal, I can get spray back on my shaft. The lower, chillen's urinals allow me to fully uncoil and release without danger.

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Apr 14, 2015 6:16:46 GMT -6 GhostMod 5000 said:

Apr 13, 2015 21:25:44 GMT -6 Presidential Immunity Cock said:

I'm too tall for a kiddy urinal and only use one of those if I can't get to normal height one. Why? I'll splatter pee all over my shoes. So I take Urinal B, and break the ice by saying "Hey, nice circumcision."

My penis is very long, so sometimes at a "normal" height urinal, I can get spray back on my shaft. The lower, chillen's urinals allow me to fully uncoil and release without danger.

length and width of a straw?

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Apr 14, 2015 12:03:57 GMT -6 @hal said:

Apr 14, 2015 6:16:46 GMT -6 GhostMod 5000 said:

My penis is very long, so sometimes at a "normal" height urinal, I can get spray back on my shaft. The lower, chillen's urinals allow me to fully uncoil and release without danger.

length and width of a straw?

Well you know what they say about finger size suggesting penis length and width,

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Apr 14, 2015 12:19:16 GMT -6 @tweeterhawk said:

Apr 14, 2015 12:03:57 GMT -6 @hal said:

length and width of a straw?

Well you know what they say about finger size suggesting penis length and width,

girls fingers equals small pecker?

[GhostMod 5000]

My fingers are very long. And pretty. Just like my cock.

[BrainFerentz4Prez]

At the Iowa City Cine Vine there was a homeless guy named Marv who was a regular. Actually he wasn't homeless as he lived in a Chevy Astro Van that he parked in an industrial area down by where the new county administration building is. Anywho, he'd always come in during cubs games for the $1.50 Old Style tall boys. He'd sit down, order an old Style and ask the bartender to put on NASCAR. It didn't matter what day of the week or what time of day it was he'd ask to watch NASCAR. So one day I was down there drinking my beers and eating my wings and I had to take a piss. I walk in the bathroom and come face to face with Marv, pants down, shitting in the urinal. The bafroom was sort of an old hallway wif the sink on your immediate right, a urinal straight ahead, and one shitter adjacent to the urinal also on your right. Now normally the bafroom there stunk pretty bad as the water had been shut of the urinal for quite some time and the whole place basically smelled like sewer gas. Today however filled with the odor of nasty homeless man shit the smell was of a thousand dead hookers rotting in the trunk of your car. I slowly back away wifout making eye contact, and after a moment to compose myself and hide my raging mega boner I interrupt Danny (I'm sure mid line) by knocking on the managers door and informing him of the situation. I then sneak into the empty womens bafroom to piss and jerk off. While I am in there Danny calls the cops and has Marv tossed. Believe it or not that didn't get him 86ed as Marv was to the Vine as Butthurt Former Member was to srs shitfest. After a two week suspension Marv was right back at it. His glorious return didn't last long however as shortly after the Vine got a visit from the Health Department and was informed Marv tested positive for TB and all employees including everyone who had regular contact wif him (myself included) had to get tested. Thankfully erebody tested negative and life soon returned to normal. The moral of the story clearly is it's more socially acceptable to shit in a urinal than to contract TB.



How was my urinal etiquette here?

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did not read...too long

[Master Blaster]

Rules:
1. Always maximize space.
2. No wandering eyes.
3. No fucking talking unless drunk and you have known the dude for more than 5 years, thrown up on him (or vice versa) and dated his sister.
4. Absofuckinglutely no high fives.
5. Do not fucking cut the line. Fucking drunk bastard deserves to get pissed on if he does this.
6. If two Iowa fans going at in stall, you can film them, but not anyone else.

Did I miss anything?

[livingintheusa]

No Phones

[livingintheusa]

Apr 14, 2015 18:46:39 GMT -6 Master Blaster said:

Rules:
1. Always maximize space.
2. No wandering eyes.
3. No fucking talking unless drunk and you have known the dude for more than 5 years, thrown up on him (or vice versa) and dated his sister.
4. Absofuckinglutely no high fives.
5. Do not fucking cut the line. Fucking drunk bastard deserves to get pissed on if he does this.
6. If two Iowa fans going at in stall, you can film them, but not anyone else.

Did I miss anything?

You can not go in through the out door

[Master Blaster]

Both good rules.

[Presidential Immunity Cock]

This is how I use Urinals.

[saldali]

Apr 13, 2015 11:29:38 GMT -6 @hal said:

I need a ruling on this one.  I went into the pisser the other night at a ballgame.  There are three urinals; a, b and C.  Urinal A was occupied while b and c sat empty.  I normally would go to urinal C, however, C is a childs urinal.  You know the short ones for those little bastards.  I thought about it for a minute and still pissed in C but would it have been acceptable to piss in urinal B?


I need clarification for future use.  If you pee sitting down please don't comment...yes that means you Scooter, Ginger, Cargo and FBHM.


Thanks


 

Just pulled my Emily Post and Amy Vanderbilt Etiquitte Books from my library, essential for everyone, and they recommended sharing Urinal A as a polite gesture.....

[Solar Stud]

You wear a Texas catheter when at Wrigley, cuz trust me, you ain't gonna see a urinal, much less piss in one.



I also abstain from humming, whistling or singing.

Zip as you go from urinal to sink...do not dither in front of urinal while the poor bastards behind you continue to dribble.

One-handed balancing against the wall is acceptable. No-hands is not. Two means you're drunj and about to puke/pass out.

Toilets are actually better. No one is watching, you can lock the door and you're not really holding up the line for somebody to poop.....nobody poops at Kinnick do they?

[A boy named Sioux]

The only pooping at kinick is more accuratly described as shitting the bed.