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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Apr 16, 2015 13:56:29 GMT -6
You wear a Texas catheter when at Wrigley, cuz trust me, you ain't gonna see a urinal, much less piss in one. I also abstain from humming, whistling or singing. Zip as you go from urinal to sink...do not dither in front of urinal while the poor bastards behind you continue to dribble. One-handed balancing against the wall is acceptable. No-hands is not. Two means you're drunj and about to puke/pass out. Toilets are actually better. No one is watching, you can lock the door and you're not really holding up the line for somebody to poop.....nobody poops at Kinnick do they? I don't mind teh troughs, bince I always get a chance to make some shrinky-dink feel bad about himself.
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Post by Solar Stud on Apr 16, 2015 18:42:16 GMT -6
You wear a Texas catheter when at Wrigley, cuz trust me, you ain't gonna see a urinal, much less piss in one. I also abstain from humming, whistling or singing. Zip as you go from urinal to sink...do not dither in front of urinal while the poor bastards behind you continue to dribble. One-handed balancing against the wall is acceptable. No-hands is not. Two means you're drunj and about to puke/pass out. Toilets are actually better. No one is watching, you can lock the door and you're not really holding up the line for somebody to poop.....nobody poops at Kinnick do they? I don't mind teh troughs, bince I always get a chance to make some shrinky-dink feel bad about himself. Ahhh yes, the troughs. Didn't think about hose. Same rules would apply I guess except you're now perhaps touching thigh-to-thigh. Ifn the air is cold, steam rises like ol faithful. At least the water is cleansing and such.
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Post by Solar Stud on Apr 16, 2015 18:49:23 GMT -6
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Post by socal on Apr 22, 2015 14:50:56 GMT -6
No idea what the circumstances were besides A, B, and C. Lots of nuance can determine the right path, as it is - you took the path that seemed best to you. Don't dwell on 1 piss during your life.
That said, to this day I still remember and live the 70's era Playboy I read at my grandparents house - where they talked about the "Gentlemanly way" to take a piss. Tip 1: Cup the hand along over the balls with your finger of choice resting on the "hose" just behind/under your balls. When you're complete, a 1 second run up the tube drains it of all remaining fluids so no shaking is required. Then you can instantly straighten your hand & drop the package. Tip 2: If a toilet, aim 1 inch below the rim as it will splash down & is extremely quiet in social settings.
There were other tips, but I don't recall them. Probably involved 70's era pubic hair.
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Post by livingintheusa on Apr 24, 2015 15:41:15 GMT -6
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Post by livingintheusa on Apr 24, 2015 15:54:01 GMT -6
I remember one time (and this is no lie) some guy took his younger son, probably 4 to 5 year old, into the north end zone trough to pee. As the guy stood behind the kid helping him to pee the kid looked over to the guy next to him and said in a pretty loud voice "Daddy why is this thing so small".
BTW I hate Minnesota Fans.
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