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Post by thunderhawk on May 5, 2015 10:47:33 GMT -6
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on May 6, 2015 1:02:32 GMT -6
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2015 4:54:46 GMT -6
Nothing to see here, folks.
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2015 5:09:17 GMT -6
Move along. This Walmart store is closed for plumbing repairs. We've hired former Turkish Air Force officers to do the work.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on May 6, 2015 6:02:09 GMT -6
Move along. This Walmart store is closed for plumbing repairs. We've hired former Turkish Air Force officers to do the work. BWHHAHAHIs this really that funny...H!!!! If the fucking Walmart is "closed for repairs" and the Turkish Air Force is doing the job, why did they let a fat fucking Bama fan goober in? And not only did this nationwide, sinister, military conspiracy let a fat goober in the Walmart central to the plot, in the middle of a secret invasion, but they also let him take pictures with UN shock troops! BAH GAWD KING, HE'S LUCKY TO BE ALIVE!!! That, or they have an undated photo with no location of a guy who happened to take a picture with some foreign, allied military officers, which could have been taken years ago.
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Post by egadsto on May 6, 2015 6:03:25 GMT -6
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on May 6, 2015 6:03:55 GMT -6
The delusion is strong in this one....
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on May 6, 2015 6:04:24 GMT -6
Little? How bout a whole metric shit ton? That's like more than a fucking ton.
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Post by egadsto on May 6, 2015 6:06:34 GMT -6
Little? How bout a whole metric shit ton? That's like more than a fucking ton.
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2015 6:43:56 GMT -6
Move along. This Walmart store is closed for plumbing repairs. We've hired former Turkish Air Force officers to do the work. BWHHAHAHIs this really that funny...H!!!! If the fucking Walmart is "closed for repairs" and the Turkish Air Force is doing the job, why did they let a fat fucking Bama fan goober in? And not only did this nationwide, sinister, military conspiracy let a fat goober in the Walmart central to the plot, in the middle of a secret invasion, but they also let him take pictures with UN shock troops! BAH GAWD KING, HE'S LUCKY TO BE ALIVE!!! That, or they have an undated photo with no location of a guy who happened to take a picture with some foreign, allied military officers, which could have been taken years ago. It's all part of teh strategery: blend in with reglar folks -- even 'Bama goobers -- so as to not raise suspicion. These UN towelheads are very smaht.
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2015 6:47:43 GMT -6
Little? How bout a whole metric shit ton? That's like more than a fucking ton. You fellers -- and Mrs. Grant -- better be clinging tightly to your guns and Bibles. Cuz the HNIC in teh White House is sending UN troops for them real soon!
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on May 6, 2015 6:54:07 GMT -6
You fellers -- and Mrs. Grant -- better be clinging tightly to your guns and Bibles. Cuz the HNIC in teh White House is sending UN troops for them real soon! C'mon Tweets, we were responding to the video, not your mediocre troll. Get over yourself. You're not gonna get bites this way.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on May 6, 2015 6:54:57 GMT -6
Penises... Penises everywhere.... Especially UN Penises for GOP assholes.
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Post by thunderhawk on May 6, 2015 7:45:25 GMT -6
Tweets here is providing us a case study in the effects upon an otherwise capable mind of voluntary immersion in fringe right wing propaganda.
It's a little depressing, frankly. It's trolling, but it's closing in on acceptance.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on May 6, 2015 9:18:05 GMT -6
Tweets here is providing us a case study in the effects upon an otherwise capable mind of voluntary immersion in fringe right wing propaganda. It's a little depressing, frankly. It's trolling, but it's closing in on acceptance. I think he's got Stockholm syndrome from watching 4 hours of Fox news nightly.
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Post by thunderhawk on May 6, 2015 10:30:28 GMT -6
Tweets here is providing us a case study in the effects upon an otherwise capable mind of voluntary immersion in fringe right wing propaganda. It's a little depressing, frankly. It's trolling, but it's closing in on acceptance. I think he's got Stockholm syndrome from watching 4 hours of Fox news nightly. There's a cure for that: At least through August.
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2015 11:30:37 GMT -6
This is playing on my computer right now. WTF? !!!!
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Post by thunderhawk on May 6, 2015 12:22:21 GMT -6
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Post by thunderhawk on May 6, 2015 12:26:58 GMT -6
This is playing on my computer right now. WTF? !!!!
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2015 13:03:02 GMT -6
This is playing on my computer right now. WTF? !!!! Hmmmm. Not bad. Coffee dispense. Fruit. What microwave?
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Post by NOTTHOR on May 6, 2015 13:22:23 GMT -6
This is fucking hilarious. The train video and the Turkish AF guys nearly had me in tears. Military equipment is among one of the last industries that the US is an unquestioned leader in global exports. There is a federal regulatory regime commonly known as DFARS, which stands for Defense Federal Acquisitions Regulation Supplement. It has all sorts of US sourcing requirements and thus, it is very difficult to outsource defense industry jobs because the military does not want to be reliant on a foreign supplier for a part on its latest toy. Of course, a huge piece of America's industrial policy today is that Uncle Sug will give an ally some sort of aid or maybe a trade deal or some shit and then in exchange, that ally agrees to buy a shit ton of materiel from the US at vastly inflated prices to grease the constituents and the guys who have Congressmen's phone numbers. 10:1 says the Turkish guys were here for some reason related to a Turkish purchase or testing of equipment (for instance, the Turks are involved in the F-35 program) and that there is some government contractor in California that is selling all of those vehicles to a foreign government.
A president would have to be fucking nuts to use the military to do anything drastic to the US population because if he did, the odds of a military coup would go from 0% to liek 98% in a matter of days. It's liek the guys who make up these conspiracy theories have no grasp of world history and don't know anyone who has ever served in the fucking military.
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2015 15:31:14 GMT -6
This is fucking hilarious. The train video and the Turkish AF guys nearly had me in tears. Military equipment is among one of the last industries that the US is an unquestioned leader in global exports. There is a federal regulatory regime commonly known as DFARS, which stands for Defense Federal Acquisitions Regulation Supplement. It has all sorts of US sourcing requirements and thus, it is very difficult to outsource defense industry jobs because the military does not want to be reliant on a foreign supplier for a part on its latest toy. Of course, a huge piece of America's industrial policy today is that Uncle Sug will give an ally some sort of aid or maybe a trade deal or some shit and then in exchange, that ally agrees to buy a shit ton of materiel from the US at vastly inflated prices to grease the constituents and the guys who have Congressmen's phone numbers. 10:1 says the Turkish guys were here for some reason related to a Turkish purchase or testing of equipment (for instance, the Turks are involved in the F-35 program) and that there is some government contractor in California that is selling all of those vehicles to a foreign government. A president would have to be fucking nuts to use the military to do anything drastic to the US population because if he did, the odds of a military coup would go from 0% to liek 98% in a matter of days. It's liek the guys who make up these conspiracy theories have no grasp of world history and don't know anyone who has ever served in the fucking military. Keep believing that. At least you can hop a plane from ORD to Japan or somewhere when the shit starts getting real in Evan's Town. The rest of us proles are screwed.
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Post by Master Blaster on May 6, 2015 20:43:22 GMT -6
This Jade Helm thing explains why I just got reinstated into the Navy. Apparently I have to go learn how civilian nuclear plants work. WTF is going on? thought this Navy thing was over.
If Texas would just cooperate I wouldn't have to re-up.
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Post by Ginger on May 6, 2015 20:54:24 GMT -6
This Jade Helm thing explains why I just got reinstated into the Navy. Apparently I have to go learn how civilian nuclear plants work. WTF is going on? thought this Navy thing was over. If Texas would just cooperate I wouldn't have to re-up. Really?
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2015 21:29:27 GMT -6
This Jade Helm thing explains why I just got reinstated into the Navy. Apparently I have to go learn how civilian nuclear plants work. WTF is going on? thought this Navy thing was over. If Texas would just cooperate I wouldn't have to re-up. Whoa, wut? If srs, sorry to hear that.
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