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Post by NOTTHOR on Oct 30, 2015 23:17:28 GMT -6
The theater close to my house is having a big Star Wars marathon on release day that will show all of the star wars movies and finish with the new one. Only starts at 4am and the new movie starts at 7pm. Fuck, that theater is going to smell like ass, shat pants, vomited starbursts and assorted candies, not to mention months of dried semen all over them and their undies. I will assume someone will shit in a big soft drink cup so they can avoid missing a "big scene" that they'd kill themselves for missing. And no, I will not go to the release night movie. I don't want to be fucking annoyed by retards that will cheer and clap when they see Chewie or the Millennium Falcon for the first time. Spoiler alert. Luke is the new Sith guy. You're welcome. Dudes, I think we should have a coordinated time to go see it so that we can prevent spoilers from getting posted on the Wasteland. I was planning on going to a 9 or 10 AM showing on Saturday. Here's mah spoiler alert: Given the number of tickets that they have pre-sold, mah guess is that some "leak" will occur and they will "be forced" to move up the release date by liek a week or something and then all of those pre-sold tickets will become virtually worthless and Disney and the theaters will sell them twice (but of course Disney will get like 90% of the revenue or whatever the absurd cost-share is these days). I mean, of course the tickets will still be honored, but if you are a die hard, you'll need to buy another one to prevent a spoiler and see it a week early. $4 billion acquisitions don't pay for themselves, boys, and Disney's cash cow, ESPN, is sucking wind and fired 300 people last week. Gotta make that Q4 number to keep 2015 in line with expectations or else Wall Street will revolt. Well, we'll see how savvy these guys are, anyway. If they are smart, they will pay for about half the acquisition with just this one movie if they move the release date up a week. Gotta get the fuck away from ESPN and you can only play that Star Wars card one out of every 12 quarters or so.
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Post by egadsto on Oct 31, 2015 9:57:50 GMT -6
Spoiler alert
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Post by Plez Azkins on Oct 31, 2015 10:14:45 GMT -6
ESPN/Disney fucking nuked Grantland.
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Post by TaterWanger on Oct 31, 2015 18:14:33 GMT -6
This gave me a boner.
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Post by Incogayno. on Oct 31, 2015 18:31:16 GMT -6
This gave me a boner. Pretty sure they forgot to cook that.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Nov 1, 2015 9:55:35 GMT -6
This gave me a boner. Pretty sure they forgot to cook that. I agree. That is not how one cooks a steak.
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Post by Stan's Field on Nov 1, 2015 11:44:59 GMT -6
Pretty sure they forgot to cook that. I agree. That is not how one cooks a steak. GO on. Please go on...
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Nov 1, 2015 12:18:10 GMT -6
This gave me a boner. SYSCO fries. sweet.
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Post by Stan's Field on Nov 1, 2015 12:21:22 GMT -6
Restaurant Depot
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Post by Stan's Field on Nov 1, 2015 12:22:39 GMT -6
Pretty sure they forgot to cook that. I agree. That is not how one cooks a steak. Agreed tho, that's how one warms up prime rib..
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Nov 1, 2015 12:28:51 GMT -6
I'm sure you've never been.
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Post by Stan's Field on Nov 1, 2015 14:22:06 GMT -6
I'm sure you've never been. I lose a lot of sleep over it.... #shortnights
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Nov 1, 2015 17:25:53 GMT -6
I'm sure you've never been. I lose a lot of sleep over it.... #shortnights You are losing a lot of money over it.
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Post by Stan's Field on Nov 1, 2015 18:27:41 GMT -6
I don't rent a strip mall bar... So not losing much in that arena.
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Nov 1, 2015 18:31:42 GMT -6
Also losing money not doing that. But I'm guessing you aren't very biz savvy.
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Post by Stan's Field on Nov 1, 2015 19:56:56 GMT -6
I'm tall.
LOLOLLOLOLOL
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Nov 1, 2015 20:44:27 GMT -6
I guess we have a different definition of what that means.
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Nov 1, 2015 20:50:09 GMT -6
I guess we have a different definition of what that means. He also thinks Iowa is the place to be.
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Nov 1, 2015 21:00:32 GMT -6
I guess we agree on that.
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Nov 1, 2015 21:17:20 GMT -6
I guess we agree on that. I thought you'd say China.
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Post by Stan's Field on Nov 1, 2015 21:26:34 GMT -6
BAIs this really that funny...
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Nov 2, 2015 14:37:25 GMT -6
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Nov 4, 2015 12:20:20 GMT -6
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Post by Incogayno. on Nov 4, 2015 12:29:40 GMT -6
It's pretty obvious who is under the mask, at this point.
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Post by egadsto on Nov 4, 2015 12:47:23 GMT -6
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