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May 26, 2015 12:47:40 GMT -6
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Post by A boy named Sioux on May 26, 2015 12:47:40 GMT -6
I have never said anyone on this board is jelly of my baller life. That's your game it would seem.
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May 26, 2015 13:13:10 GMT -6
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on May 26, 2015 13:13:10 GMT -6
Hey ok4p, you ever played Wynstone CC? Looks like I'll be playing that course one of those days. Who else wants a jelly sammich? Nah, brah, never played there. I pretty much only play the North Shore courses along 94 or 41 because I refuse to drive that far to golf. Granted, I did drive all the way to Scumburg yesterday to golf, but that was because one of Ma's friends is a single mom and whilst shitfaced at a party on Sunday night I told her 12 year old son I would take him golfing. Kid was down in the dumps bince his scumbag dad fucking ditched him over the weekend with some bullshit excuse. I woke up Monday morning to a text from mah buddy that said "Don't forget you have to take Amaro golfing at 10 AM and you told him you would buy him a set of clubs." It was liek waking up and seeing the background and every screen on your phone replaced with a troll face. I ended up dropping over $300 for a set of sticks for the kid, too, because the fucker at Golfsmith got it in the kid's head that he couldn't possibly hit with the fucking $140 set. Whoever made me drink Scotch on Sunday night should pay for half the damned set of clubs. TIL: OK4P has an ilegitimate son named Amaro.
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May 26, 2015 13:15:53 GMT -6
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Post by A boy named Sioux on May 26, 2015 13:15:53 GMT -6
Nah, brah, never played there. I pretty much only play the North Shore courses along 94 or 41 because I refuse to drive that far to golf. Granted, I did drive all the way to Scumburg yesterday to golf, but that was because one of Ma's friends is a single mom and whilst shitfaced at a party on Sunday night I told her 12 year old son I would take him golfing. Kid was down in the dumps bince his scumbag dad fucking ditched him over the weekend with some bullshit excuse. I woke up Monday morning to a text from mah buddy that said "Don't forget you have to take Amaro golfing at 10 AM and you told him you would buy him a set of clubs." It was liek waking up and seeing the background and every screen on your phone replaced with a troll face. I ended up dropping over $300 for a set of sticks for the kid, too, because the fucker at Golfsmith got it in the kid's head that he couldn't possibly hit with the fucking $140 set. Whoever made me drink Scotch on Sunday night should pay for half the damned set of clubs. TIL: OK4P has an ilegitimate son named Amaro. mmii.info/icons/jr2280/Rusty_Bridges.gifDamn janky iPhone. Can't embed an image
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May 26, 2015 13:17:52 GMT -6
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on May 26, 2015 13:17:52 GMT -6
I have never said anyone on this board is jelly of my baller life. That's your game it would seem. You live in Iowa. that alone doesn't let you fit the criteria.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on May 26, 2015 13:18:04 GMT -6
Nah, brah, never played there. I pretty much only play the North Shore courses along 94 or 41 because I refuse to drive that far to golf. Granted, I did drive all the way to Scumburg yesterday to golf, but that was because one of Ma's friends is a single mom and whilst shitfaced at a party on Sunday night I told her 12 year old son I would take him golfing. Kid was down in the dumps bince his scumbag dad fucking ditched him over the weekend with some bullshit excuse. I woke up Monday morning to a text from mah buddy that said "Don't forget you have to take Amaro golfing at 10 AM and you told him you would buy him a set of clubs." It was liek waking up and seeing the background and every screen on your phone replaced with a troll face. I ended up dropping over $300 for a set of sticks for the kid, too, because the fucker at Golfsmith got it in the kid's head that he couldn't possibly hit with the fucking $140 set. Whoever made me drink Scotch on Sunday night should pay for half the damned set of clubs. TIL: OK4P has an ilegitimate son named Amaro. Naw. If it were really his son, instead of taking him golfing ($300 for a set of junior wrenches for him is like me or you buying a kid a Dr. Pepper), he would have done a real father-son activity, like throw a bunch of old car parts in the Iowa River.
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May 26, 2015 13:20:45 GMT -6
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Post by A boy named Sioux on May 26, 2015 13:20:45 GMT -6
I have never said anyone on this board is jelly of my baller life. That's your game it would seem. You live in Iowa. that alone doesn't let you fit the criteria. Nope, no ballers live in Iowa. You got me I guess.
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May 26, 2015 13:35:33 GMT -6
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on May 26, 2015 13:35:33 GMT -6
You live in Iowa. that alone doesn't let you fit the criteria. Nope, no ballers live in Iowa. You got me I guess. There's one baller in Iowa. And I know he ain't you. So yeah.
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May 26, 2015 13:54:39 GMT -6
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Post by A boy named Sioux on May 26, 2015 13:54:39 GMT -6
Sure dude. Now continue trying to entice jelly with your upcoming chi town golf outing.
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May 26, 2015 14:01:02 GMT -6
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on May 26, 2015 14:01:02 GMT -6
That wasn't even close to the goal. I was trying to line a few of ma's friends to play around with out there. The jelly was an unexpected, well, side piece.
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Post by Stan's Field on May 26, 2015 15:57:11 GMT -6
This is just really taking off now..... I mean just whoa..
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on May 26, 2015 16:07:25 GMT -6
That wasn't even close to the goal. I was trying to line a few of ma's friends to play around with out there. The jelly was an unexpected, well, side piece. I have a cousin in Chi who does some Special Olympics volunteering, I can check with her to see if some of the chubbier gals are free for a potato while you're in town.
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May 26, 2015 16:10:22 GMT -6
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on May 26, 2015 16:10:22 GMT -6
That wasn't even close to the goal. I was trying to line a few of ma's friends to play around with out there. The jelly was an unexpected, well, side piece. I have a cousin in Chi who does some Special Olympics volunteering, I can check with her to see if some of the chubbier gals are free for a potato while you're in town. I was thinking more Asian massage parlor workers, but if retards is all you got, I suppose I'll have to deal.
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Sept 14, 2015 23:28:56 GMT -6
I'm here. Where are all the side pieces???
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Sept 15, 2015 6:05:55 GMT -6
I'm here. Where are all the side pieces??? My guess is that all of the fatties you're after have already been tagged by your Cards. I imagine they're looking to stick it to the biggest slump busters they can find.
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