For all you beer lovers

[Presidential Immunity Cock]

Here's a quality beer that will not only give you a buzz, but it will treat you like a 15 year old troubled teenage boy on exit as it forcibly rapes your asshole while you take a shower.

www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/2015/06/22/joe-paterno-beer-pennsylvania-brewery/29101313/

So, pick it up now while you can, and know how it feels to be young again, while showering in the PSU locker room when it explodes with frothy force out your asshole.

[Ginger]

Shower beer

[Presidential Immunity Cock]

I can imagine that the hops were added by rhythmically slapping them together.

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The best part is, if you get caught with a fake ID, they cover it up.