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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jul 19, 2015 9:14:14 GMT -6
Just a heads up, in case you plan on using that body of water anytime soon.
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Post by egadsto on Jul 19, 2015 9:19:23 GMT -6
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Jul 19, 2015 10:26:39 GMT -6
Why would anyone ever go in the cedar river?
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jul 19, 2015 11:21:24 GMT -6
Why would anyone ever go in the cedar river? Beats me. It's got shit in it. |
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Post by Incogayno. on Jul 19, 2015 11:23:44 GMT -6
Cedar has been shitty long before it was shat in.
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Post by Earl Slick on Jul 19, 2015 14:05:16 GMT -6
Cedar has been shitty long before it was shat in. It's a river in Iowa so, yeah. |
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Post by Stan's Field on Jul 19, 2015 15:07:04 GMT -6
Nobody has ever heard of bridges...I guess.
JFC
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Jul 19, 2015 15:14:28 GMT -6
Why would anyone ever go in the cedar river? Ask Billai. Apparently he did. I did. |
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Jul 19, 2015 22:19:28 GMT -6
I shat in Tablerock lake. Had to crap, was on a boat and nowhere else to go. Fish rags in a lake make great butt wipes too!
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jul 20, 2015 6:51:23 GMT -6
Answer the question, Billy. My wagon party approached teh river. I could either ford the river, caulk the wagon, or wait three days and pay a fair for a ferry ride. Even though there has been plenty of rain, the river was shallow enough to ford, and the sandy bottom, as opposed to mud, mad it unlikely my oxen would get stuck. Then I shit in it. |
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Jul 20, 2015 6:57:29 GMT -6
Dum
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jul 20, 2015 7:15:19 GMT -6
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jul 20, 2015 7:23:09 GMT -6
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jul 20, 2015 7:34:54 GMT -6
The correct word is "Proletastic". I would have also accepted "Proleriffic" for partial credit. |
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Post by Other on Jul 20, 2015 9:24:28 GMT -6
Answer the question, Billy. My wagon party approached teh river. I could either ford the river, caulk the wagon, or wait three days and pay a fair for a ferry ride. Even though there has been plenty of rain, the river was shallow enough to ford, and the sandy bottom, as opposed to mud, mad it unlikely my oxen would get stuck. Then I shit in it. I have bad news for ya brah, you are going to die of dysentery.... or cholera. |
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Jul 20, 2015 9:26:23 GMT -6
I am shocked he had a wagon. He striKes me as more a Mormon hand cart type.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jul 20, 2015 9:28:06 GMT -6
My wagon party approached teh river. I could either ford the river, caulk the wagon, or wait three days and pay a fair for a ferry ride. Even though there has been plenty of rain, the river was shallow enough to ford, and the sandy bottom, as opposed to mud, mad it unlikely my oxen would get stuck. Then I shit in it. I have bad news for ya brah, you are going to die of dysentery.... or cholera. That's the risk you run when you take a grueling pace. |
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jul 20, 2015 10:56:52 GMT -6
Just a heads up, in case you plan on using that body of water anytime soon. Truth be told, Billy, I shat in the Cedar River every day for the five years or so I lived in Cedar Falls and so did CF Hawk. They filtered your shit out. My shit was unfiltered. It was like the Shock Top of river turds. |
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Jul 20, 2015 15:20:34 GMT -6
Truth be told, Billy, I shat in the Cedar River every day for the five years or so I lived in Cedar Falls and so did CF Hawk. They filtered your shit out. My shit was unfiltered. It was like the Shock Top of river turds. Yeah, you spend your days off awesomely. |
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jul 20, 2015 16:57:18 GMT -6
They filtered your shit out. My shit was unfiltered. It was like the Shock Top of river turds. Yeah, you spend your days off awesomely. Unofficial poll time. Would you rather golf, or shit in a river? You know my vote. |
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Jul 20, 2015 17:02:50 GMT -6
Yeah, you spend your days off awesomely. Unofficial poll time. Would you rather golf, or shit in a river? You know my vote. You spend 5 hours shitting in a river? BahahhahIs this really that funny...hha what a faggit u r |
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jul 20, 2015 19:20:20 GMT -6
Unofficial poll time. Would you rather golf, or shit in a river? You know my vote. You spend 5 hours shitting in a river? BahahhahIs this really that funny...hha what a faggit u r No, I spent 7 hours pissing in a river. I spent 30 seconds shitting in it. Much better use of my time than golfing. |
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Jul 20, 2015 19:59:18 GMT -6
Swimming in your own piss. That sounds a lot like proledom.
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Post by Plez Azkins on Jul 20, 2015 20:33:12 GMT -6
Just a heads up, in case you plan on using that body of water anytime soon. Truth be told, Billy, I shat in the Cedar River every day for the five years or so I lived in Cedar Falls and so did CF Hawk. I used to shat in the Cedar as well. |
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jul 21, 2015 6:41:35 GMT -6
The poll results are in, and river shitting is cooler than golf.
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