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Post by Aborted Cyclone Fetus on Aug 4, 2015 12:28:33 GMT -6
www.gq.com/story/trump-supporters-gop-campaign-iowaGQ sent a reporter to Iowa (Osky actually) to see just what the hubbub is about Trump. What he documents is the reason people outside of Iowa think we're a bunch of dumb, inbred, backwood, hick, farmers. It's baffling to me that there are dumbfucks out there buying Trump's rhetoric hook line and sinker. Trump will only be good for two things. 1) He wins the GOP nomination and drives all the semi-rational independents to the left sealing a victory for the Democrats. 2) He gets ran out of the GOP and goes rogue, running third party and splitting the GOP/independent vote sealing a victory for the democrats. As fucked up as his campaign and supporters are I want to see him remain in the race. Also a side note, they mentioned former apprentice runner up Tana Goertz as she is in charge of his Iowa campaign. I think it's funny that she's representing this bozo when about three or four months ago I caught her on the radio talking about how she was going to one of her gay friend's wedding. I wonder is she sees the hypocrisy between the two. If I was her gay friend I would send the bedazzled linens Tana gave them back to her after they had wiped their asses with them.
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Aug 4, 2015 12:35:50 GMT -6
I'm voting for the first time. For Trump. Golf courses everywhere.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Aug 4, 2015 13:04:55 GMT -6
Whoever this writer is, I am now his biggest fan. There are some really great lines in that:
Iowa: The State You Grew Up Swearing You’d Leave One Day!™
One of the few thriving businesses I saw in town...was a video store. An actual video store. They didn’t even have to rent porn to stay solvent. They had customers, and they were hiring.
Contrary to friendly Midwestern stereotypes, they look PISSED. Every man I saw in town looked like your father-in-law the first time you met him at the door.
So far, I’d heard Trump compared—favorably—to a horse’s ass and to a laxative, and I began to imagine a Trump campaign poster that was just a big horse’s butthole spewing hot diarrhea.
It’s still not clear whether he’s in on the joke—there’s always been a bit of mystery to how aware Donald Trump is that Donald Trump is full of shit.
After all, if you believe we must make America great again, then you must also believe that America, at the present moment, sucks. And pretty much everyone at the Trump picnic believed that America sucks.
Sending a vicious, crude, unhappy person who treats everyone badly to go yell FUCK YOU at the Chinese strikes me as unwise.
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Aug 4, 2015 13:12:42 GMT -6
Christ Gilliam, you left out the best quote in the entire article.
and bulldozes Congress into doing cool shit simply with the power of his huge cock
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Aug 4, 2015 14:03:28 GMT -6
Mods move to 16 election thread so I can jack it to ghey pr0n. I luv balls in my mouth.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Aug 4, 2015 14:18:51 GMT -6
Mods please move to 16 election. Thread. K thanks Request denied
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Aug 4, 2015 14:34:14 GMT -6
Mods please move to 16 election. Thread. K thanks Request denied Request modified
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Post by NotMyKid on Aug 4, 2015 15:36:36 GMT -6
It’s still not clear whether he’s in on the joke—there’s always been a bit of mystery to how aware Donald Trump is that Donald Trump is full of shit. This is the Billion $ question. I honestly think he just doesn't give a fuck and is so out of touch with the real world that he actually believes his own bullshit. He is a real life cartoon character.
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Post by Stan's Field on Aug 4, 2015 15:52:28 GMT -6
Burn it all.
Burn it all down.....
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Post by Stan's Field on Aug 4, 2015 15:55:25 GMT -6
I ain't fucking voting for Shit.
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Post by livingintheusa on Aug 4, 2015 16:35:45 GMT -6
I ain't fucking voting for Shit. You don't No Joe Shit
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Post by Earl Slick on Aug 7, 2015 20:12:19 GMT -6
Burn it all. Burn it all down..... Burn this bitch down!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2015 21:28:30 GMT -6
I'm voting for the first time. For Trump. Golf courses everywhere. Uncle Sugar already provides some pretty sweet links at taxpayer expense to military brass at or near many bases. Can you imagine the employment program a President Trump could create turning even just half the land set aside for protection by the Kenyan Socialist into government courses? Yeah, that'd be cool.
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Post by thunderhawk on Aug 7, 2015 21:55:34 GMT -6
He's the Alpha Troll. You all should fucking love him
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Post by Stan's Field on Aug 7, 2015 22:40:43 GMT -6
Burn it all. Burn it all down..... Burn this bitch down! Working on it.
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