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Post by thunderhawk on Jan 1, 2020 10:13:42 GMT -6
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Post by Ginger on Jan 1, 2020 12:29:09 GMT -6
Some drunk guy shooting his gun off because it’s midnight will probably never be tried for murder
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Post by thunderhawk on Jan 7, 2020 0:11:54 GMT -6
Some drunk guy shooting his gun off because it’s midnight will probably never be tried for murder Used to live in New Mexico where inevitably every Fourth and every New Year’s Eve a homeowner would report bullets being fired into the air from somewhere else coming down and piercing roofs, sheds, vehicles. What goes up must come down. LOL no shit. Whenever I see video of dumbasses shooting guns into the air, especially straight up, I always wonder how stupid those motherfuckers are to think that the bullets must just disappear or some such shit instead of what really happens: coming back down in the same relative location at terminal velocity. That'd be a hell of a way to shoot yourself.
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Post by socal on Jan 7, 2020 8:01:46 GMT -6
Used to live in New Mexico where inevitably every Fourth and every New Year’s Eve a homeowner would report bullets being fired into the air from somewhere else coming down and piercing roofs, sheds, vehicles. What goes up must come down. LOL no shit. Whenever I see video of dumbasses shooting guns into the air, especially straight up, I always wonder how stupid those motherfuckers are to think that the bullets must just disappear or some such shit instead of what really happens: coming back down in the same relative location at terminal velocity. That'd be a hell of a way to shoot yourself. Don't forget that they are usually the same people that believe that a being is always watching them from above and listens to their prayers for a lotto win or a larger penis... So believing something appears or disappears randomly isn't that big a stretch.
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Post by thunderhawk on Jan 7, 2020 10:00:13 GMT -6
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Post by thunderhawk on Jan 7, 2020 10:15:56 GMT -6
Is it weird that ammosexual incelphaletic gun nuts make me want to go get a 50 cal and shred them all into quivering lumps of flesh?
I mean I think it'd be hilarious if they just got fucking massacred at one of their Oath Keeper or NRA rallies or some such shit.
Maybe it's just because I'm such a big fan of irony, and that hoisting upon one's own petard brings me so much pleasure.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Jan 7, 2020 22:19:05 GMT -6
My dumb as fuck shit head brother who still loves in Iowa has a habit of getting drunk and then going to a park across from his house and firing a bunch of shots in the air at 2am. My dumbass dementia ass Dad decided to leave the gun there because he had stupid reasons to leave it with that mentally ill retard. Finally after a few months he had the sheriff go to the house to get the gun from him.
Why yes, he thinks Trump is a great president. Fucking idiot dipshit.
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Post by socal on Jan 8, 2020 12:14:25 GMT -6
My dumb as fuck shit head brother who still loves in Iowa has a habit of getting drunk and then going to a park across from his house and firing a bunch of shots in the air at 2am. My dumbass dementia ass Dad decided to leave the gun there because he had stupid reasons to leave it with that mentally ill retard. Finally after a few months he had the sheriff go to the house to get the gun from him. Why yes, he thinks Trump is a great president. Fucking idiot dipshit. Could your Dad be passive aggressively be trying to get a 60th (?) trimester abortion for your stupid brother?
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Jan 9, 2020 21:01:53 GMT -6
My dumb as fuck shit head brother who still loves in Iowa has a habit of getting drunk and then going to a park across from his house and firing a bunch of shots in the air at 2am. My dumbass dementia ass Dad decided to leave the gun there because he had stupid reasons to leave it with that mentally ill retard. Finally after a few months he had the sheriff go to the house to get the gun from him. Why yes, he thinks Trump is a great president. Fucking idiot dipshit. Could your Dad be passive aggressively be trying to get a 60th (?) trimester abortion for your stupid brother? Maybe. But my dad is definitely showing signs of dementia. He went from voting for Obama both times to voting for Trump and letting out racist crap like saying the Obama's are a bunch of gorillas now and getting pissy when I make fun of Trump's tiny, toadstool like penis.
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Jan 10, 2020 8:25:17 GMT -6
Sounds like Dad is getting reverse woke. What is that, nodding off?
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Post by TaterWanger on Jan 18, 2020 9:49:24 GMT -6
What we need is more parents, teachers, and bus drivers to carry guns. This will drastically reduce the number of kids who get kilt.
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Post by Earl Slick on Jan 18, 2020 10:44:35 GMT -6
Maybe. But my dad is definitely showing signs of dementia. He went from voting for Obama both times to voting for Trump and letting out racist crap like saying the Obama's are a bunch of gorillas now and getting pissy when I make fun of Trump's tiny, toadstool like penis. Sounds like you’ve seen Trump’s tiny, toadstool like penis. Please tell us more. Stormy told all, not that there was much to tell.
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Post by TaterWanger on Jan 26, 2020 9:18:09 GMT -6
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Post by socal on Feb 2, 2020 8:17:55 GMT -6
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Post by Other on Feb 2, 2020 11:14:39 GMT -6
The Eternal Regret. Complimentary moves are The Divorce, The Alcoholism, and The Suicide.
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Post by TaterWanger on Mar 5, 2020 13:34:38 GMT -6
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Post by Ginger on Apr 4, 2020 16:02:42 GMT -6
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Post by TaterWanger on Apr 4, 2020 16:39:41 GMT -6
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Post by TaterWanger on Apr 28, 2020 11:46:40 GMT -6
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Post by Ginger on May 6, 2020 16:04:04 GMT -6
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Post by Ginger on May 10, 2020 10:11:30 GMT -6
Is picture 4 a wooden gun?
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Post by Other on May 10, 2020 14:33:40 GMT -6
Is picture 4 a wooden gun? Yep, broom handle barrel and all.
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Post by Logan Roy’s Bastard Son on Jun 27, 2020 9:03:05 GMT -6
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Post by Other on Jun 27, 2020 10:28:00 GMT -6
Wait. What the fuck? The shooter, Kathleen Jourdan graduated from St. George's University School of Medicine in Grenada in 2018. The University of Nebraska is hiring ‘doctors’ with bullshit medical degrees like this? Nebraska has never been a well regarded institution but I thought they were above that.
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Jun 27, 2020 17:53:09 GMT -6
Hey, a friend of mine died protecting that bullshit medical school, have a little respect.
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