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Synonyms for taking a dump May 22, 2008 11:42:15 GMT -6

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Post by GhostMod 5000 on May 22, 2008 11:42:15 GMT -6

Last week, a friend of mine went to deuce it up in my bathroom, and he told me, "I am going to drop off the Cosby Kids".

Every since then, we have been trying to out do each other in giving colorful synonyms for our #2s.

Among my favorites:

Squeeze out some chocolate soft serve.
Release the brown trout.
Get something down on paper.
Fire Aft torpedo.
Grow a tail.
Pissss out my asssssss (in the same cadence of the SP tourettes guy)
Soak a cigar.

Any more you can give me would be appriciated.

And you thought you were in the middle of a rock concert last season at Iowa State home football games ...

You ain’t seen nothin' yet.

-Randy Peterson 8/28/16

Gumbyhawk Real Douchebag Iowa Football....accepting mediocrity since 1999. Posts: 5,945	Synonyms for taking a dump May 22, 2008 11:45:00 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Gumbyhawk on May 22, 2008 11:45:00 GMT -6 Pinch a loaf.
	Kirk Ferentz is currently 114-82 at Iowa and is the 9th highest paid coach in the nation.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz (Heywood) Avid Spork User Doofenshmirtz Evil, Inc. - Unleasing pure evil on the TRI-STATE AREA! Posts: 840	Synonyms for taking a dump May 22, 2008 11:48:15 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Dr. Doofenshmirtz (Heywood) on May 22, 2008 11:48:15 GMT -6 Drop a deuce.
	Curse you, Perry the Platypus!

Gumbyhawk Real Douchebag Iowa Football....accepting mediocrity since 1999. Posts: 5,945	Synonyms for taking a dump May 22, 2008 11:51:08 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Gumbyhawk on May 22, 2008 11:51:08 GMT -6 LMFAO!!! There's a banner ad at the top of this thread mentioning "dump truck financing"!
	Kirk Ferentz is currently 114-82 at Iowa and is the 9th highest paid coach in the nation.

NOTTHOR Administrator 69% Posts: 15,717	Synonyms for taking a dump May 22, 2008 12:04:50 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by NOTTHOR on May 22, 2008 12:04:50 GMT -6 Feeding the chickens Fighting splashback
	"Cuba used to have mansions and a relatively decent economy. They moved from the individual to the collective. Now they're driving '54 Chevys, maybe the last great car to come out of Detroit." - R. Santelli, February, 2009.

MoHawk Salad Tosser Anarchy In The IA Posts: 4,004	Synonyms for taking a dump May 22, 2008 12:05:15 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by MoHawk on May 22, 2008 12:05:15 GMT -6 Taking a Poo Bear
	If you are looking for my balls, they can be found in her purse.

bucketochicken Princess Buttercup Signed. Sealed. Delivered. Posts: 3,471	Synonyms for taking a dump May 22, 2008 12:14:26 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by bucketochicken on May 22, 2008 12:14:26 GMT -6 Bend a fresh biscuit I'm gonna go work on the crossword for awhile... Lose some weight Feed the aligators

Iowafan1 Princess Buttercup Posts: 3,159	Synonyms for taking a dump May 22, 2008 12:43:09 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Iowafan1 on May 22, 2008 12:43:09 GMT -6 Sending a liberal on a cruise.
	God Bless Ronald Reagan, God Bless Heavy Women, God Bless Non Union Coors Light Beer, God Bless Iowa (except Ames) and God Bless America

Solar Stud Knight in the Court of King Venables Posts: 12,137 Tits or GTFO: Tits	Synonyms for taking a dump May 22, 2008 12:51:56 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Solar Stud on May 22, 2008 12:51:56 GMT -6 Givng birth to a Marine Giving birth to a Navy Chief "Going to the library"
	The Rose Bowl was an over-blown hype-fest that dumb-fuck stupid Iowans priced out of everybody's grasp. It was fun for the first :11 seconds. Dumbasses.

thunderhawk Knight in the Court of King Venables Posts: 12,533 Tits or GTFO: GTFO	Synonyms for taking a dump May 22, 2008 12:59:19 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by thunderhawk on May 22, 2008 12:59:19 GMT -6 Dropping the kids off at the pool. Taking the GOP for a swim.
	Let's go kill some Nazis

MoHawk Salad Tosser Anarchy In The IA Posts: 4,004	Synonyms for taking a dump May 22, 2008 13:02:01 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by MoHawk on May 22, 2008 13:02:01 GMT -6 lighting a candle
	If you are looking for my balls, they can be found in her purse.

Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) Real Douchebag Posts: 5,569	Synonyms for taking a dump May 22, 2008 13:17:12 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on May 22, 2008 13:17:12 GMT -6 Blopping a scasm.
	Join the festival of Fools!

Solar Stud Knight in the Court of King Venables Posts: 12,137 Tits or GTFO: Tits	Synonyms for taking a dump May 22, 2008 13:19:41 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Solar Stud on May 22, 2008 13:19:41 GMT -6 As long as we're on this subject....everything you wanted to know about human poop. www.heptune.com/poop.html Truly fascinating stuff.
	The Rose Bowl was an over-blown hype-fest that dumb-fuck stupid Iowans priced out of everybody's grasp. It was fun for the first :11 seconds. Dumbasses.

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Synonyms for taking a dump May 22, 2008 13:29:40 GMT -6

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Post by thunderhawk on May 22, 2008 13:29:40 GMT -6

May 22, 2008 13:19:41 GMT -6 Solar Stud said:

As long as we're on this subject....everything you wanted to know about human poop.

www.heptune.com/poop.html

Truly fascinating stuff.

Are there people who eat poop?
Yes, we all have, at one point or another. One of the main ways that diseases and parasites spread is through the consumption of food and water contaminated with feces. This happens because people don't wash their hands carefully after pooping or changing a diaper or scratching their butt. It can also happen through careless disposal of diapers. Our microbiologist here on Guam says that one dirty diaper in Tumon Bay can send the bacteria count through the ceiling.
But of course, what you want to know is, are there people who eat poop on purpose? Again, the answer is yes. In rare instances, people with severe developmental and psychological disorders practice pica, the consumption of non-food items, including coprophagy, the ingestion of feces. The behavior may also be observed among very young toddlers. Coprophagy is also listed as an unusual sexual practice in the encyclopedia of that name. Some people who practice sexual coprophagy say that only a lover's poop is good to eat; all other poop (including their own) makes them gag.

Two girls. One cup.

Let's go kill some Nazis

The Bluzmn Mr. Bater Seriously. Dude. Fuck you. Posts: 1,310	Synonyms for taking a dump May 22, 2008 13:32:04 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Bluzmn on May 22, 2008 13:32:04 GMT -6 Laying cable Growing a tail
	Life is hard. It's really hard if you're stupid.

Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) Real Douchebag Posts: 5,569	Synonyms for taking a dump May 22, 2008 13:40:53 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on May 22, 2008 13:40:53 GMT -6 File some papers.
	Join the festival of Fools!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz (Heywood) Avid Spork User Doofenshmirtz Evil, Inc. - Unleasing pure evil on the TRI-STATE AREA! Posts: 840	Synonyms for taking a dump May 22, 2008 13:47:56 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Dr. Doofenshmirtz (Heywood) on May 22, 2008 13:47:56 GMT -6 Saw a log
	Curse you, Perry the Platypus!

Gumbyhawk Real Douchebag Iowa Football....accepting mediocrity since 1999. Posts: 5,945	Synonyms for taking a dump May 22, 2008 14:02:32 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Gumbyhawk on May 22, 2008 14:02:32 GMT -6 Give birth to a brown shark.
	Kirk Ferentz is currently 114-82 at Iowa and is the 9th highest paid coach in the nation.

idrinkthereforeiam Knight in the Court of King Venables Posts: 11,309	Synonyms for taking a dump May 22, 2008 14:18:59 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by idrinkthereforeiam on May 22, 2008 14:18:59 GMT -6 Take a shit.

Gumbyhawk Real Douchebag Iowa Football....accepting mediocrity since 1999. Posts: 5,945	Synonyms for taking a dump May 22, 2008 16:14:12 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Gumbyhawk on May 22, 2008 16:14:12 GMT -6 May 22, 2008 14:18:59 GMT -6 idrinkthereforeiam said: Take a shit. Brilliant!!
	Kirk Ferentz is currently 114-82 at Iowa and is the 9th highest paid coach in the nation.

Hawkeyes1982 Asshole In Heaven There Is No Beer, Thats Why We Drink It Here! Posts: 2,718	Synonyms for taking a dump May 23, 2008 7:15:57 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Hawkeyes1982 on May 23, 2008 7:15:57 GMT -6 Taking a trip to st. louis.
	You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night, I shouldn't have fucked that guy?' We could be that mistake!

Hawkeyes1982 Asshole In Heaven There Is No Beer, Thats Why We Drink It Here! Posts: 2,718	Synonyms for taking a dump May 23, 2008 7:17:26 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Hawkeyes1982 on May 23, 2008 7:17:26 GMT -6 www.heptune.com/poopword.html some funny stuff in this POOP THESAURUS!
	You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night, I shouldn't have fucked that guy?' We could be that mistake!

lpcalihawk Princess Buttercup Posts: 3,826	Synonyms for taking a dump May 23, 2008 9:06:59 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by lpcalihawk on May 23, 2008 9:06:59 GMT -6 Doing an IaFan Having the green apple splatters
	Pee Pee and Poo Poo are Funny

Mr Olympia Real Douchebag is it possible to play "not to lose" when you're losing? Posts: 7,831	Synonyms for taking a dump May 23, 2008 12:11:39 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Mr Olympia on May 23, 2008 12:11:39 GMT -6 chocolate fudge dragon
	---- my 5 favorite apologists responses: 5) who else are we gonna get to come here? 4) this is nothing compared to the "bad ol' days". 3) did you like Ferentz in 2002-2004,2009? 2) we're just little ol' Iowa 1) do you think you could do better?

DowntownMplsHAWK Mr. Bater Museum?? Good things don't end with 'eum,' they end with 'mania' or 'teria.' Posts: 1,077	Synonyms for taking a dump May 23, 2008 17:28:16 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by DowntownMplsHAWK on May 23, 2008 17:28:16 GMT -6 Take a sh!t... Take a crap... Headin' South...
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Synonyms for taking a dump

Post by GhostMod 5000 on May 22, 2008 11:42:15 GMT -6

Post by Gumbyhawk on May 22, 2008 11:45:00 GMT -6

Post by Dr. Doofenshmirtz (Heywood) on May 22, 2008 11:48:15 GMT -6

Post by Gumbyhawk on May 22, 2008 11:51:08 GMT -6

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Post by bucketochicken on May 22, 2008 12:14:26 GMT -6

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Post by Solar Stud on May 22, 2008 12:51:56 GMT -6

Post by thunderhawk on May 22, 2008 12:59:19 GMT -6

Post by MoHawk on May 22, 2008 13:02:01 GMT -6

Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on May 22, 2008 13:17:12 GMT -6

Post by Solar Stud on May 22, 2008 13:19:41 GMT -6

Post by thunderhawk on May 22, 2008 13:29:40 GMT -6

Post by The Bluzmn on May 22, 2008 13:32:04 GMT -6

Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on May 22, 2008 13:40:53 GMT -6

Post by Dr. Doofenshmirtz (Heywood) on May 22, 2008 13:47:56 GMT -6

Post by Gumbyhawk on May 22, 2008 14:02:32 GMT -6

Post by idrinkthereforeiam on May 22, 2008 14:18:59 GMT -6

Post by Gumbyhawk on May 22, 2008 16:14:12 GMT -6

Post by Hawkeyes1982 on May 23, 2008 7:15:57 GMT -6

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Post by lpcalihawk on May 23, 2008 9:06:59 GMT -6

Post by Mr Olympia on May 23, 2008 12:11:39 GMT -6

Post by DowntownMplsHAWK on May 23, 2008 17:28:16 GMT -6