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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Nov 23, 2016 7:53:47 GMT -6
When you hit your kids, is it with a balled fist or the open back of your stubby drumpf-hand? #abuser
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Nov 23, 2016 8:46:44 GMT -6
Piss! Piss out mah ass!!!!
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Post by Ginger on Nov 23, 2016 8:53:37 GMT -6
Piss! Piss out mah ass!!!! Is this your first time? Wait till they pump your ass full of air.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Nov 23, 2016 9:01:13 GMT -6
Piss! Piss out mah ass!!!! Is this your first time? Wait till they pump your ass full of air. My ass is always full of air toots.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Nov 23, 2016 9:01:56 GMT -6
Piss! Piss out mah ass!!!! Is this your first time? Wait till they pump your ass full of air. That won't be a shock. He's done that recreationally for years.
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Post by Ginger on Nov 23, 2016 9:12:00 GMT -6
Piss! Piss out mah ass!!!! Is this your first time? Wait till they pump your ass full of air. Good luck! Hope it's all good news!
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Nov 23, 2016 12:52:13 GMT -6
Dod Gammit, the Dr had an "emergency" at the hospital so now I'm backed up to 1:30. This is seriously gonna cut into my drinking.
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Post by Earl Slick on Nov 23, 2016 13:05:12 GMT -6
That's good news, now you have time for even more enemas.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Nov 23, 2016 13:57:39 GMT -6
Dod Gammit, the Dr had an "emergency" at the hospital so now I'm backed up to 1:30. This is seriously gonna cut into my drinking. As I write this, Duff has a robot up his butt. I never thought I'd have to type that sentence AGAIN.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Nov 23, 2016 16:06:51 GMT -6
Doc said i have the asshole of a 30 year old.
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Post by Stan's Field on Nov 23, 2016 18:23:50 GMT -6
I think you misheard him. He said you act like a 30 year old asshole. You're just on fire anymore.
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Post by thunderhawk on Nov 23, 2016 20:06:03 GMT -6
Doc said i have the asshole of a 30 year old. That's the word at Manhole and Blazing Saddles
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Post by Ginger on Nov 30, 2016 7:01:40 GMT -6
What's up wiff Ginger?
Oh nothing much...just had 10" of my colon removed Monday night.
Current status : waiting to poop
Pros of being in the hospital -not at work -food brought of you whenever you want and it's not bad -oxycodone whenever you want ....well every 4 hours anyway -not at work -can watch tv all day -visitors get bored and don't stay long so then your by yourself -not at work
Cons -heparin shots every few hours -sore gut -I have to get up and walk a few times per day -someone that wKes you up at 2,4 and 6 am to take vitals
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Nov 30, 2016 7:20:14 GMT -6
What's up wiff Ginger? Oh nothing much...just had 10" of my colon removed Monday night. Current status : waiting to poop Pros of being in the hospital -not at work -food brought of you whenever you want and it's not bad -oxycodone whenever you want ....well every 4 hours anyway -not at work -can watch tv all day -visitors get bored and don't stay long so then your by yourself -not at work Cons -heparin shots every few hours -sore gut -I have to get up and walk a few times per day -someone that wKes you up at 2,4 and 6 am to take vitals No more anal for Diamond Dallas Dave. I'm not sure if that's a pro or con. I hope everyfing comes out fine in the end. Ohhh.. T's and P's of course.
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Post by Earl Slick on Nov 30, 2016 9:23:59 GMT -6
Another pro: your bathroom visits will now be 10" quicker
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Nov 30, 2016 9:27:01 GMT -6
What's up wiff Ginger? Oh nothing much...just had 10" of my colon removed Monday night. Current status : waiting to poop Pros of being in the hospital -not at work -food brought of you whenever you want and it's not bad -oxycodone whenever you want ....well every 4 hours anyway -not at work -can watch tv all day -visitors get bored and don't stay long so then your by yourself -not at work Cons -heparin shots every few hours -sore gut -I have to get up and walk a few times per day -someone that wKes you up at 2,4 and 6 am to take vitals If I didn't lose your number when my phone borked, I'd send you babbe pix to cheer you up.
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Post by Ginger on Nov 30, 2016 9:28:43 GMT -6
What's up wiff Ginger? Oh nothing much...just had 10" of my colon removed Monday night. Current status : waiting to poop Pros of being in the hospital -not at work -food brought of you whenever you want and it's not bad -oxycodone whenever you want ....well every 4 hours anyway -not at work -can watch tv all day -visitors get bored and don't stay long so then your by yourself -not at work Cons -heparin shots every few hours -sore gut -I have to get up and walk a few times per day -someone that wKes you up at 2,4 and 6 am to take vitals If I didn't lose your number when my phone borked, I'd send you babbe pix to cheer you up. You borked your phone? You could always tweet it at me... or....
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Post by Earl Slick on Nov 30, 2016 9:39:39 GMT -6
What's up wiff Ginger? Oh nothing much...just had 10" of my colon removed Monday night. Current status : waiting to poop Pros of being in the hospital -not at work -food brought of you whenever you want and it's not bad -oxycodone whenever you want ....well every 4 hours anyway -not at work -can watch tv all day -visitors get bored and don't stay long so then your by yourself -not at work Cons -heparin shots every few hours -sore gut -I have to get up and walk a few times per day -someone that wKes you up at 2,4 and 6 am to take vitals If I didn't lose your number when my phone battery went dead, I'd send you babbe pix to cheer you up.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Nov 30, 2016 9:40:37 GMT -6
If I didn't lose your number when my phone borked, I'd send you babbe pix to cheer you up. You borked your phone? You could always tweet it at me... or....
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Post by Ginger on Nov 30, 2016 9:42:22 GMT -6
You borked your phone? You could always tweet it at me... or.... I wish I had some PJ's like that.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Nov 30, 2016 9:55:03 GMT -6
Better than that ass hangin in the breeze gown huh.
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Post by Ginger on Nov 30, 2016 9:58:04 GMT -6
Better than that ass hangin in the breeze gown huh. I haven't gone this long without underwear in years.
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Post by Incogayno. on Nov 30, 2016 10:24:58 GMT -6
Better than that ass hangin in the breeze gown huh. I haven't gone this long without underwear in years. I find this hard to believe.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Nov 30, 2016 10:37:18 GMT -6
So imassume it was some voluntary colon reduction surgery cause your colon was too big and it was causing you back problems.
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Post by Ginger on Nov 30, 2016 13:02:41 GMT -6
So imassume it was some voluntary colon reduction surgery cause your colon was too big and it was causing you back problems. Negatory. I have had issues with diverticulitis over the last few years. I'll Let you google that. Usually treated with antibiotics and you're well but after 2-3 infections they will want to just remove the bad part of your colon. It can get bad enough to develop abscesses or fistulas to your bladder or if your a gal, vagina. Since end of June I've been struggling with a chronic infection. They call it smoldering diverticulitis. Pain and tenderness on the left side, low. Been on antibiotics everyday since end of July and a few trips to the ER. Saw a surgeon in August who wanted me to do the surgery then but I had a big project at work going on and for Christ sake, football season was going to start! So I told him I'd wait. He said I wouldn't make it through football season. Challenge accepted. Then in October my project from hell was done, we had met our $4000 deductible for the year and football season was close to being over so I scheduled it. There was a chance that once they got in there, if the tissue was poor they would have to do a colostomy or ileostomy but fortunately everything was okay in that respect. In fact they were surprised at how well it looked...not sure what that means..guess the antibiotics did their job. They had me eating regular food since the evening of surgery. I am very sore but actually the bouts of diverticulitis were more painful. They took out the sigmoid colon and supposedly once that's out you rarely will have diverticulitis again.
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