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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Nov 30, 2016 13:07:01 GMT -6
So imassume it was some voluntary colon reduction surgery cause your colon was too big and it was causing you back problems. Negatory. I have had issues with diverticulitis over the last few years. I'll Let you google that. Usually treated with antibiotics and you're well but after 2-3 infections they will want to just remove the bad part of your colon. It can get bad enough to develop abscesses or fistulas to your bladder or if your a gal, vagina. Since end of June I've been struggling with a chronic infection. They call it smoldering diverticulitis. Pain and tenderness on the left side, low. Been on antibiotics everyday since end of July and a few trips to the ER. Saw a surgeon in August who wanted me to do the surgery then but I had a big project at work going on and for Christ sake, football season was going to start! So I told him I'd wait. He said I wouldn't make it through football season. Challenge accepted. Then in October my project from hell was done, we had met our $4000 deductible for the year and football season was close to being over so I scheduled it. There was a chance that once they got in there, if the tissue was poor they would have to do a colostomy or ileostomy but fortunately everything was okay in that respect. In fact they were surprised at how well it looked...not sure what that means..guess the antibiotics did their job. They had me eating regular food since the evening of surgery. I am very sore but actually the bouts of diverticulitis were more painful. They took out the sigmoid colon and supposedly once that's out you rarely will have diverticulitis again. Sounds liek you're full of shit.
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Post by Ginger on Nov 30, 2016 13:12:42 GMT -6
Negatory. I have had issues with diverticulitis over the last few years. I'll Let you google that. Usually treated with antibiotics and you're well but after 2-3 infections they will want to just remove the bad part of your colon. It can get bad enough to develop abscesses or fistulas to your bladder or if your a gal, vagina. Since end of June I've been struggling with a chronic infection. They call it smoldering diverticulitis. Pain and tenderness on the left side, low. Been on antibiotics everyday since end of July and a few trips to the ER. Saw a surgeon in August who wanted me to do the surgery then but I had a big project at work going on and for Christ sake, football season was going to start! So I told him I'd wait. He said I wouldn't make it through football season. Challenge accepted. Then in October my project from hell was done, we had met our $4000 deductible for the year and football season was close to being over so I scheduled it. There was a chance that once they got in there, if the tissue was poor they would have to do a colostomy or ileostomy but fortunately everything was okay in that respect. In fact they were surprised at how well it looked...not sure what that means..guess the antibiotics did their job. They had me eating regular food since the evening of surgery. I am very sore but actually the bouts of diverticulitis were more painful. They took out the sigmoid colon and supposedly once that's out you rarely will have diverticulitis again. Sounds liek you're full of shit. I would say that that is a correct assessment right now. My guts are making a lot of noise but nothing is happening.
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Post by egadsto on Nov 30, 2016 14:02:16 GMT -6
So imassume it was some voluntary colon reduction surgery cause your colon was too big and it was causing you back problems. Negatory. I have had issues with diverticulitis over the last few years. I'll Let you google that. Usually treated with antibiotics and you're well but after 2-3 infections they will want to just remove the bad part of your colon. It can get bad enough to develop abscesses or fistulas to your bladder or if your a gal, vagina. Since end of June I've been struggling with a chronic infection. They call it smoldering diverticulitis. Pain and tenderness on the left side, low. Been on antibiotics everyday since end of July and a few trips to the ER. Saw a surgeon in August who wanted me to do the surgery then but I had a big project at work going on and for Christ sake, football season was going to start! So I told him I'd wait. He said I wouldn't make it through football season. Challenge accepted. Then in October my project from hell was done, we had met our $4000 deductible for the year and football season was close to being over so I scheduled it. There was a chance that once they got in there, if the tissue was poor they would have to do a colostomy or ileostomy but fortunately everything was okay in that respect. In fact they were surprised at how well it looked...not sure what that means..guess the antibiotics did their job. They had me eating regular food since the evening of surgery. I am very sore but actually the bouts of diverticulitis were more painful. They took out the sigmoid colon and supposedly once that's out you rarely will have diverticulitis again. Yikes, as an ulcerative colitis patient, I know how painful it must have been for you. Glad to hear you didn't need the colostomy or ileostomy. Good luck with everything.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Nov 30, 2016 14:17:17 GMT -6
People really have 4k deductibles? I thought that shit was just made up.
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Nov 30, 2016 15:31:15 GMT -6
Thanks Obama
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Nov 30, 2016 16:17:02 GMT -6
BTW, can I have your removed section of colon? Im asking for a friend.
The friend is Duff.
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Post by Incogayno. on Nov 30, 2016 16:24:59 GMT -6
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Post by Incogayno. on Nov 30, 2016 18:08:17 GMT -6
BTW, can I have your removed section of colon? Im asking for a friend. The friend is Duff. Would fucking it be similar to anal? I mean, I assume that's why you asked.
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Post by Ginger on Nov 30, 2016 19:09:48 GMT -6
BTW, can I have your removed section of colon? Im asking for a friend. The friend is Duff. I'm sure it's being used for research or already burned in an incinerator.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Nov 30, 2016 19:13:16 GMT -6
Research. Yeah. That's what I wanted it for. Research.
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Nov 30, 2016 20:27:19 GMT -6
Are you familiar with the phrase fuck them I got mine? I don't get to say that as much any more and it makes me sad.
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Post by Ginger on Dec 1, 2016 6:40:39 GMT -6
Today's update:
My guts have been making noises I've never heard it make before. I hope this is temporary or for sure all future work meetings will be at my desk via Lync. And muted.
I've heard low rolling thunder and the very frequently and scary "lion growling behind you in the jungle", call. Speaking of calls, I'm pretty sure that had my ass been in the toilet water at the most recent passing of gas, the sound would have called the nearest herd of gray whales.
Pro tip: A shart counts as a bowel movement and gets you walking papers from the hospital.
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Post by 0044 on Dec 1, 2016 8:51:40 GMT -6
Today's update: My guts have been making noises I've never heard it make before. I hope this is temporary or for sure all future work meetings will be at my desk via Lync. And muted. I've heard low rolling thunder and the very frequently and scary "lion growling behind you in the jungle", call. Speaking of calls, I'm pretty sure that had my ass been in the toilet water at the most recent passing of gas, the sound would have called the nearest herd of gray whales. Pro tip: A shart counts as a bowel movement and gets you walking papers from the hospital. Wonderful news. HWN has had two Assholes cleaned up the past few days. One seems to be healing nicely the other is probably festering.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Dec 1, 2016 9:34:05 GMT -6
I took an unusually satisfying dump today. Now I feel like my cardigan is just hanging off me.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Dec 2, 2016 12:53:25 GMT -6
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Post by Ginger on Dec 2, 2016 13:05:24 GMT -6
That one has been removed from rental.
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Post by Earl Slick on Dec 2, 2016 13:10:07 GMT -6
I heard that the service there is sh.........shoddy at best.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Dec 22, 2016 16:37:18 GMT -6
What a difference a day makes...
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Post by Ginger on Dec 22, 2016 21:11:12 GMT -6
What a difference a day makes... In Floriderp already?
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Post by Ginger on Dec 28, 2016 21:37:56 GMT -6
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Dec 29, 2016 8:03:11 GMT -6
Sounds like Miller's bowl charter has made it safe and sound
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Post by Stan's Field on Dec 29, 2016 8:32:35 GMT -6
^^^LOL FAGT GOT REKT^^
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Dec 29, 2016 9:17:15 GMT -6
*got angry*
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Post by livingintheusa on Jan 1, 2017 12:05:58 GMT -6
I have moved from land of old trees and old houses to the land of Milfs and money. God bless you Super Target.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jan 4, 2017 8:24:14 GMT -6
I have moved from land of old trees and old houses to the land of Milfs and money. God bless you Super Target. It doesn't suck to be you.
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