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Post by Ginger on Jun 4, 2019 12:53:15 GMT -6
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Jun 5, 2019 9:25:40 GMT -6
Trump is going full Scrooge.
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Post by thunderhawk on Jun 7, 2019 11:10:59 GMT -6
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Post by egadsto on Jun 7, 2019 15:33:24 GMT -6
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Post by egadsto on Jun 7, 2019 20:49:03 GMT -6
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Post by Ginger on Jun 9, 2019 15:51:39 GMT -6
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Post by thunderhawk on Jun 10, 2019 14:42:53 GMT -6
I’m about 90% certain that mayor Pete would be the prohibitive front runner if he didn’t suck dick.
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Post by Other on Jun 10, 2019 15:30:03 GMT -6
I’m about 90% certain that mayor Pete would be the prohibitive front runner if he didn’t suck dick. 90%? I'll bump that up to 98%. He's the only one with a fucking pulse out there and he won't get a shot because he'll take a shot. SMH
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Post by thunderhawk on Jun 10, 2019 22:46:44 GMT -6
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Post by Stan's Field on Jun 11, 2019 18:44:43 GMT -6
You forgot "white" in your adjectives.
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Post by Other on Jun 11, 2019 20:24:05 GMT -6
You forgot "white" in your adjectives. Yeah, that part is pretty important.
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Post by thunderhawk on Jun 11, 2019 21:40:17 GMT -6
You forgot "white" in your adjectives. "Republicans" and "white" are redundant.
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Post by Stan's Field on Jun 12, 2019 7:20:47 GMT -6
You forgot "white" in your adjectives. "Republicans" and "white" are redundant. Okay
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Post by Stan's Field on Jun 12, 2019 7:25:27 GMT -6
Dudes, we stayed in loveland for a few days this week visiting Estes park and shit. My old man's camper TV would only pick up religous channels.......holy fuck are there a lot of religous channels in Colorado.... one aired a cartoon about a confused kid who learned about the big bang and evolution in school; luckily his camp host, or resident brainwasher, had a copy of the bible handy to help the poor kid out.
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Post by egadsto on Jun 12, 2019 8:26:35 GMT -6
Dudes, we stayed in loveland for a few days this week visiting Estes park and shit. My old man's camper TV would only pick up religous channels.......holy fuck are there a lot of religous channels in Colorado.... one aired a cartoon about a confused kid who learned about the big bang and evolution in school; luckily his camp host, or resident brainwasher, had a copy of the bible handy to help the poor kid out.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Jun 12, 2019 10:15:56 GMT -6
Dudes, we stayed in loveland for a few days this week visiting Estes park and shit. My old man's camper TV would only pick up religous channels.......holy fuck are there a lot of religous channels in Colorado.... one aired a cartoon about a confused kid who learned about the big bang and evolution in school; luckily his camp host, or resident brainwasher, had a copy of the bible handy to help the poor kid out. Did you stop anywhere and get smashed foods?
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Post by Ginger on Jun 12, 2019 10:22:45 GMT -6
Dudes, we stayed in loveland for a few days this week visiting Estes park and shit. My old man's camper TV would only pick up religous channels.......holy fuck are there a lot of religous channels in Colorado.... one aired a cartoon about a confused kid who learned about the big bang and evolution in school; luckily his camp host, or resident brainwasher, had a copy of the bible handy to help the poor kid out. This cartoon makes me think of an amusing story at fathers funeral. My mom insisted on a full Catholic mass despite my sisters and I telling her there wouldn’t be that many Catholics. My husband and nephew were assisting with distributing the wine. My nephew is around 22 and has recently admitted he’s an alcoholic and is working hard to change his life. Living in a sober house. He’s been pretty fucked up. So as I go up to get wine, one of the first, I notice that the cup is quite full. Knowing my nephews condition and knowing that usually the wine givers drink the backwash that’s left after everyone is done, I took a bigger than usual gulp hoping to spare my nephew. After communion the extra bread and wine is brought back up. The priest is trying to tell my husband to drink the wine as he turns his back to walk away but he’s mostly deaf and doesn’t hear it even though we can in the first row of pews. So then the priest is telling my nephew to drink all of the wine that is left. He gestures no with his hand and the priest insists again and he’s trying to tell him no as his mom, my sister, and I are also saying “no” and shaking our hands to make sure my nephew stands his ground and finally he’s says “Father I can’t; I’m an alcoholic” and Father Mike just rolls his eyes and says “aren’t we all?” And then drinks the rest of the wine.
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Post by Stan's Field on Jun 12, 2019 12:41:31 GMT -6
This cartoon makes me think of an amusing story at fathers funeral. My mom insisted on a full Catholic mass despite my sisters and I telling her there wouldn’t be that many Catholics. My husband and nephew were assisting with distributing the wine. My nephew is around 22 and has recently admitted he’s an alcoholic and is working hard to change his life. Living in a sober house. He’s been pretty fucked up. So as I go up to get wine, one of the first, I notice that the cup is quite full. Knowing my nephews condition and knowing that usually the wine givers drink the backwash that’s left after everyone is done, I took a bigger than usual gulp hoping to spare my nephew. After communion the extra bread and wine is brought back up. The priest is trying to tell my husband to drink the wine as he turns his back to walk away but he’s mostly deaf and doesn’t hear it even though we can in the first row of pews. So then the priest is telling my nephew to drink all of the wine that is left. He gestures no with his hand and the priest insists again and he’s trying to tell him no as his mom, my sister, and I are also saying “no” and shaking our hands to make sure my nephew stands his ground and finally he’s says “Father I can’t; I’m an alcoholic” and Father Mike just rolls his eyes and says “aren’t we all?” And then drinks the rest of the wine. Sounds exactly like how jesus would handle it.
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Post by Stan's Field on Jun 12, 2019 12:42:06 GMT -6
Dudes, we stayed in loveland for a few days this week visiting Estes park and shit. My old man's camper TV would only pick up religous channels.......holy fuck are there a lot of religous channels in Colorado.... one aired a cartoon about a confused kid who learned about the big bang and evolution in school; luckily his camp host, or resident brainwasher, had a copy of the bible handy to help the poor kid out. Did you stop anywhere and get smashed foods? No. Seemed too high class for me.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jun 12, 2019 12:52:36 GMT -6
Did you stop anywhere and get smashed foods? No. Seemed too high class for me. Isn't Loveland like an hour from Estes Park?
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Post by Stan's Field on Jun 12, 2019 15:40:39 GMT -6
No. Seemed too high class for me. Isn't Loveland like an hour from Estes Park? 38 min.
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Post by thunderhawk on Jun 12, 2019 20:15:57 GMT -6
Dudes, we stayed in loveland for a few days this week visiting Estes park and shit. My old man's camper TV would only pick up religous channels.......holy fuck are there a lot of religous channels in Colorado.... one aired a cartoon about a confused kid who learned about the big bang and evolution in school; luckily his camp host, or resident brainwasher, had a copy of the bible handy to help the poor kid out. Once you expose yourself to this subculture, and the same goes for AM hate radio, you understand why these people are so fucked in the head.
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Post by thunderhawk on Jun 12, 2019 20:20:33 GMT -6
This cartoon makes me think of an amusing story at fathers funeral. My mom insisted on a full Catholic mass despite my sisters and I telling her there wouldn’t be that many Catholics. My husband and nephew were assisting with distributing the wine. My nephew is around 22 and has recently admitted he’s an alcoholic and is working hard to change his life. Living in a sober house. He’s been pretty fucked up. So as I go up to get wine, one of the first, I notice that the cup is quite full. Knowing my nephews condition and knowing that usually the wine givers drink the backwash that’s left after everyone is done, I took a bigger than usual gulp hoping to spare my nephew. After communion the extra bread and wine is brought back up. The priest is trying to tell my husband to drink the wine as he turns his back to walk away but he’s mostly deaf and doesn’t hear it even though we can in the first row of pews. So then the priest is telling my nephew to drink all of the wine that is left. He gestures no with his hand and the priest insists again and he’s trying to tell him no as his mom, my sister, and I are also saying “no” and shaking our hands to make sure my nephew stands his ground and finally he’s says “Father I can’t; I’m an alcoholic” and Father Mike just rolls his eyes and says “aren’t we all?” And then drinks the rest of the wine. Sounds exactly like how jesus would handle it. I've only known and witnessed in action one full metal alcoholic in my entire existence, and holy fucking shit that woman was dedicated to the drink. Jail, rehab (multiple, multiple instances of both,) an ailing husband, a totally supportive (not enabling) family...none of it stopped her. It was like Leaving Las Vegas, except in the mountains of Colorado, and without the overriding goal of suicide. She just had to fucking drink, come hell or highwater, and she fucking did it.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Jun 13, 2019 6:33:49 GMT -6
Sounds exactly like how jesus would handle it. I've only known and witnessed in action one full metal alcoholic in my entire existence, and holy fucking shit that woman was dedicated to the drink. Jail, rehab (multiple, multiple instances of both,) an ailing husband, a totally supportive (not enabling) family...none of it stopped her. It was like Leaving Las Vegas, except in the mountains of Colorado, and without the overriding goal of suicide. She just had to fucking drink, come hell or highwater, and she fucking did it. I can imagine the amount of bartender cock she sucked just to get a handle of bottom shelf vodka.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Jun 13, 2019 7:23:25 GMT -6
He has the best brains. Most intelligent. Others smartz, sad!
And you know that he really thinks that he controls the Whales of the world.
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