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Post by Earl Slick on Jan 17, 2019 12:07:50 GMT -6
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Post by The Resistance on Jan 17, 2019 13:22:08 GMT -6
MSNBC is rolling around the streets of Dodge talking to people about King.
Hopefully Billy from Davenport can get a interview.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jan 17, 2019 13:26:02 GMT -6
MSNBC is rolling around the streets of Dodge talking to people about King. Hopefully Billy from Davenport can get a interview. When they can't find someone who says precisely what they are looking for, they'll use footage of someone from Oklahoma talking about Obama in 2014.
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Post by Stan's Field on Jan 17, 2019 17:58:45 GMT -6
For the love of lol, have someone recall partner's story about the sand box getting tossed into the river or whatever.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jan 17, 2019 20:51:26 GMT -6
For the love of lol, have someone recall partner's story about the sand box getting tossed into the river or whatever. That was back when we lived in Coalville. We had Lot 1 at Oak Park trailer park (it's now something different and paved, but it used to be gravel). It was a prime lot, had some setback from the highway that gave us some semblance of a yard. My uncle bought the trailer and towed it to Gwinn, Michigan, where he proceeded to chainsaw the end off of it and add two more bedrooms to it. But back to the sandbox. It, like every other "sandbox" in Iowa in the era, was a repurposed Firestone tractor tire. Laid on its side and filled with sand. Our neighbor, this kid named Dougie Johnson, took a massive shit in the thing, then knocked on the aluminum door of our trailer and told us about it. He had to shit, but someone was in in the bathroom in his trailer, so somehow, my sandbox was the natural place to take a shit. I apprised my old man of this fact. Upon surveying the scene, my old man was satisfied that the sandbox had indeed been shit in, so of course it had to be thrown out. I was pretty shaken up. But we loaded her up in my old man's truck and drove it down the road until we hit the ubiquitous green bridge, where my old man pulled off, backed the truck up and stopped. I really didn't want to lose that sandbox, but it was too late. Its fate was sealed. He rolled that sumnabitch straight into the Des Moines River and my despair was suddenly replaced with great joy when I saw a massive splash as the tire was returned to the Earth from whence it was born. Truly, a sight to behold. If you think I'm lying, please check these coordinates on a map program: 42.434565, -94.134150 You'll see the trailer park to the north, which is a janky oval shape, and its proximity to the Des Moines River. The green bridge is gone because it was rusted to hell back when I was a kid, but there is still a bridge that takes P59 over the River.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Jan 17, 2019 21:28:46 GMT -6
Hmmm... Sounds like someone or several someones are fucked seven ways to Sunday.
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Post by thunderhawk on Jan 17, 2019 22:03:00 GMT -6
For the love of lol, have someone recall partner's story about the sand box getting tossed into the river or whatever. That was back when we lived in Coalville. We had Lot 1 at Oak Park trailer park (it's now something different and paved, but it used to be gravel). It was a prime lot, had some setback from the highway that gave us some semblance of a yard. My uncle bought the trailer and towed it to Gwinn, Michigan, where he proceeded to chainsaw the end off of it and add two more bedrooms to it. But back to the sandbox. It, like every other "sandbox" in Iowa in the era, was a repurposed Firestone tractor tire. Laid on its side and filled with sand. Our neighbor, this kid named Dougie Johnson, took a massive shit in the thing, then knocked on the aluminum door of our trailer and told us about it. He had to shit, but someone was in in the bathroom in his trailer, so somehow, my sandbox was the natural place to take a shit. I apprised my old man of this fact. Upon surveying the scene, my old man was satisfied that the sandbox had indeed been shit in, so of course it had to be thrown out. I was pretty shaken up. But we loaded her up in my old man's truck and drove it down the road until we hit the ubiquitous green bridge, where my old man pulled off, backed the truck up and stopped. I really didn't want to lose that sandbox, but it was too late. Its fate was sealed. He rolled that sumnabitch straight into the Des Moines River and my despair was suddenly replaced with great joy when I saw a massive splash as the tire was returned to the Earth from whence it was born. Truly, a sight to behold. If you think I'm lying, please check these coordinates on a map program: 42.434565, -94.134150 You'll see the trailer park to the north, which is a janky oval shape, and its proximity to the Des Moines River. The green bridge is gone because it was rusted to hell back when I was a kid, but there is still a bridge that takes P59 over the River. Lol holy shit I know exactly the place you’re referencing
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Jan 17, 2019 22:14:15 GMT -6
F5 FRIDAY BITCHES!!!!
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Jan 17, 2019 22:31:19 GMT -6
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Jan 17, 2019 22:36:29 GMT -6
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Post by Stan's Field on Jan 17, 2019 23:07:57 GMT -6
For the love of lol, have someone recall partner's story about the sand box getting tossed into the river or whatever. That was back when we lived in Coalville. We had Lot 1 at Oak Park trailer park (it's now something different and paved, but it used to be gravel). It was a prime lot, had some setback from the highway that gave us some semblance of a yard. My uncle bought the trailer and towed it to Gwinn, Michigan, where he proceeded to chainsaw the end off of it and add two more bedrooms to it. But back to the sandbox. It, like every other "sandbox" in Iowa in the era, was a repurposed Firestone tractor tire. Laid on its side and filled with sand. Our neighbor, this kid named Dougie Johnson, took a massive shit in the thing, then knocked on the aluminum door of our trailer and told us about it. He had to shit, but someone was in in the bathroom in his trailer, so somehow, my sandbox was the natural place to take a shit. I apprised my old man of this fact. Upon surveying the scene, my old man was satisfied that the sandbox had indeed been shit in, so of course it had to be thrown out. I was pretty shaken up. But we loaded her up in my old man's truck and drove it down the road until we hit the ubiquitous green bridge, where my old man pulled off, backed the truck up and stopped. I really didn't want to lose that sandbox, but it was too late. Its fate was sealed. He rolled that sumnabitch straight into the Des Moines River and my despair was suddenly replaced with great joy when I saw a massive splash as the tire was returned to the Earth from whence it was born. Truly, a sight to behold. If you think I'm lying, please check these coordinates on a map program: 42.434565, -94.134150 You'll see the trailer park to the north, which is a janky oval shape, and its proximity to the Des Moines River. The green bridge is gone because it was rusted to hell back when I was a kid, but there is still a bridge that takes P59 over the River. Gawd damm it. Tell the media! Why Netflix doesn't produce a standup or series for you is beyond me..
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Jan 17, 2019 23:32:06 GMT -6
For the love of lol, have someone recall partner's story about the sand box getting tossed into the river or whatever. That was back when we lived in Coalville. We had Lot 1 at Oak Park trailer park (it's now something different and paved, but it used to be gravel). It was a prime lot, had some setback from the highway that gave us some semblance of a yard. My uncle bought the trailer and towed it to Gwinn, Michigan, where he proceeded to chainsaw the end off of it and add two more bedrooms to it. But back to the sandbox. It, like every other "sandbox" in Iowa in the era, was a repurposed Firestone tractor tire. Laid on its side and filled with sand. Our neighbor, this kid named Dougie Johnson, took a massive shit in the thing, then knocked on the aluminum door of our trailer and told us about it. He had to shit, but someone was in in the bathroom in his trailer, so somehow, my sandbox was the natural place to take a shit. I apprised my old man of this fact. Upon surveying the scene, my old man was satisfied that the sandbox had indeed been shit in, so of course it had to be thrown out. I was pretty shaken up. But we loaded her up in my old man's truck and drove it down the road until we hit the ubiquitous green bridge, where my old man pulled off, backed the truck up and stopped. I really didn't want to lose that sandbox, but it was too late. Its fate was sealed. He rolled that sumnabitch straight into the Des Moines River and my despair was suddenly replaced with great joy when I saw a massive splash as the tire was returned to the Earth from whence it was born. Truly, a sight to behold. If you think I'm lying, please check these coordinates on a map program: 42.434565, -94.134150 You'll see the trailer park to the north, which is a janky oval shape, and its proximity to the Des Moines River. The green bridge is gone because it was rusted to hell back when I was a kid, but there is still a bridge that takes P59 over the River. Thisnis easily in the top 5 funniest Fort Dodge trailer park story I've ever heard.
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Post by thunderhawk on Jan 18, 2019 0:14:35 GMT -6
Goddamn think of the shit Mueller knows. We deep into "unknown unknowns" territory right here as far as us layfolk are concerned. The known knowns are bad enough for Dotard...but the shit we ain't even aware of (but Bobby Handcuffs is) might be even worse. I mean this stuff wasn't even on anybody's radar until a few weeks ago. And like most criminals, it looks like these fucktards were stupid and sloppy. One of my law school buddies went FBI after he got his JD... he used to tell me that the iron law of criminality was that if they weren't fucking fundamentally stupid in the first place, they wouldn't have turned to crime to begin with, so there was almost always a glaring fuckup along the way that would bring down even the most clever crook.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Jan 18, 2019 5:31:05 GMT -6
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Jan 18, 2019 8:28:52 GMT -6
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jan 18, 2019 8:32:32 GMT -6
That was back when we lived in Coalville. We had Lot 1 at Oak Park trailer park (it's now something different and paved, but it used to be gravel). It was a prime lot, had some setback from the highway that gave us some semblance of a yard. My uncle bought the trailer and towed it to Gwinn, Michigan, where he proceeded to chainsaw the end off of it and add two more bedrooms to it. But back to the sandbox. It, like every other "sandbox" in Iowa in the era, was a repurposed Firestone tractor tire. Laid on its side and filled with sand. Our neighbor, this kid named Dougie Johnson, took a massive shit in the thing, then knocked on the aluminum door of our trailer and told us about it. He had to shit, but someone was in in the bathroom in his trailer, so somehow, my sandbox was the natural place to take a shit. I apprised my old man of this fact. Upon surveying the scene, my old man was satisfied that the sandbox had indeed been shit in, so of course it had to be thrown out. I was pretty shaken up. But we loaded her up in my old man's truck and drove it down the road until we hit the ubiquitous green bridge, where my old man pulled off, backed the truck up and stopped. I really didn't want to lose that sandbox, but it was too late. Its fate was sealed. He rolled that sumnabitch straight into the Des Moines River and my despair was suddenly replaced with great joy when I saw a massive splash as the tire was returned to the Earth from whence it was born. Truly, a sight to behold. If you think I'm lying, please check these coordinates on a map program: 42.434565, -94.134150 You'll see the trailer park to the north, which is a janky oval shape, and its proximity to the Des Moines River. The green bridge is gone because it was rusted to hell back when I was a kid, but there is still a bridge that takes P59 over the River. Lol holy shit I know exactly the place you’re referencing So I just looked at it on Google Maps and did street view. You can still see the access trail, but they seemed to have put up some sort of wire barrier before the bridge. It's prolly under the sandbar you can see on street view. Not sure if y'all have seen that commercial they show during Iowa games on BTN where they have a bunch of professors pulling shit out of the river, but there is a scene in there where they pull a fucking engine block out of the river and every time I see it I can just picture someone tossing that sumnabitch off a bridge in like 1979. I mean, it's obviously not cool to throw an engine block into the river, but it fucking cracks me up every time I see that commercial because I'm sure there is an epic story as to how it fucking got there.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Jan 18, 2019 9:08:45 GMT -6
What a shitty petulant child our President is.
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Jan 18, 2019 11:19:47 GMT -6
I actually find the Drumpf Pelosi ongoing slap fight very amusing.
Pards, i talked about that engine block in the river shot with the wife during a game last week. We both found it strange, yet not unexpected having spent a lot of time on Iowa rivers in my youth.
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Post by egadsto on Jan 18, 2019 11:56:19 GMT -6
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Jan 18, 2019 12:35:47 GMT -6
Trump is literally going to all his "go to" moves this morning to try to deflect all this no good bad day news about his criminal activity and is melting down before us.
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Post by socal on Jan 18, 2019 13:05:10 GMT -6
Forgot where I read it, but the argument made was... Sure. Someone deems it necessary to carry a prayer rug thousands of miles and just happened to leave it in an area where a racist comes upon it. Uh huh.
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Post by thunderhawk on Jan 18, 2019 13:20:54 GMT -6
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Post by egadsto on Jan 18, 2019 14:30:26 GMT -6
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Post by egadsto on Jan 18, 2019 14:33:19 GMT -6
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Post by egadsto on Jan 18, 2019 14:37:24 GMT -6
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