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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Mar 8, 2017 15:02:05 GMT -6
My neighbor has made it clear through action and inaction, that he has no interest in being cordial. They also own a tree that is clearly dying an decaying and has been for several years. It is close enough that if and when it comes down my garage (and its brand new roof) is a likely landing spot.
Am i under any legal obligation to point out the obvious danger and ask this asshole to cut down the fucking tree? Or can i just wait for the inevitable and file a claim against his home owners policy when it happrns?
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Post by thunderhawk on Mar 8, 2017 15:31:20 GMT -6
Put that fuck on notice.
It's also a huge termite risk
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Mar 8, 2017 15:56:17 GMT -6
I feel like we're only hearing one side of the story. If you were my neighbor, I sure as fuck wouldn't make any effort to be cordial to you, as living next to a bloated, brokedick homo would be a precursor to me withdrawing from the neighborhood.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Mar 8, 2017 16:26:50 GMT -6
Put that fuck on notice. It's also a huge termite risk Certified letter or just drop a note in his mail box?
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Mar 8, 2017 16:28:16 GMT -6
I feel like we're only hearing one side of the story. If you were my neighbor, I sure as fuck wouldn't make any effort to be cordial to you, as living next to a bloated, brokedick homo would be a precursor to me withdrawing from the neighborhood. You couldnt be my neighbor cause houses in my nrighborhood go for more than $78,000.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Mar 8, 2017 16:43:45 GMT -6
Put that fuck on notice. It's also a huge termite risk Certified letter or just drop a note in his mail box? Drop a deace in his front seat of his pick up truck. How do I know he has a pick up truck? Because you all are a bunch of brokedick proles. But not as brokedick as billah.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Mar 8, 2017 16:52:13 GMT -6
For the record "drop a note in his mailbox" meant, cream pie his dotter.
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Post by Stan's Field on Mar 8, 2017 16:54:03 GMT -6
Pix or go chop wood.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Mar 8, 2017 18:42:12 GMT -6
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Post by Ginger on Mar 8, 2017 19:53:39 GMT -6
That looks like an old Hackberry tree. We had one of those in our parking lot at work. Slowly died away and the bark started sloughing off just like that. After multiple complaints they finally took it down. I'd call a tree service and ask how much it costs to take down. Tell your neighbor. Be real nice like. Offer him some baked goods. I could probably make you some sourdough bread with my sourdough starter..... Edit: cute kids.
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Post by thunderhawk on Mar 8, 2017 20:05:13 GMT -6
Put that fuck on notice. It's also a huge termite risk Certified letter or just drop a note in his mail box? Stick a note on his front door with a knife. An impaled squirrel or whatnot wouldn't hurt.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Mar 8, 2017 20:26:21 GMT -6
Certified letter or just drop a note in his mail box? Stick a note on his front door with a knife. An impaled squirrel or whatnot wouldn't hurt. A fine waistland suggestion but seriously, do i need to go certified or is a note fine ifn i document it?
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Post by Stan's Field on Mar 8, 2017 23:27:59 GMT -6
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Mar 9, 2017 0:21:43 GMT -6
Welcome to proleville WI. It's the Davenport of Wisconsin.
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Post by Stan's Field on Mar 9, 2017 2:36:49 GMT -6
That looks like an old Hackberry tree. We had one of those in our parking lot at work. Slowly died away and the bark started sloughing off just like that. After multiple complaints they finally took it down. I'd call a tree service and ask how much it costs to take down. Tell your neighbor. Be real nice like. Offer him some baked goods. I could probably make you some sourdough bread with my sourdough starter..... Edit: cute kids. Thefuck? That ain't no Hackberry tree.. I know because rural, and I clear cut a bunch one time to make room for Deforestation I'll be in Los Gatos in a few months, so take your sourdough starter and go ferment some fucking bath tub gin.
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Post by socal on Mar 9, 2017 6:37:23 GMT -6
Not a lawyer, but generally (according to Wapner), the one with the most documents wins.
I would catch the neighbor outside... or knock on the door.
Simply state that you wanted to point out the tree, as he might not see the situation from your perspective simply due to the tree's location to your respective front doors. --- Make sure a witness (another neighbor?) sees, and document the date and conversation with pictures. Repeat until it is addressed or you need to break out the evidence for the lawsuit.
Alternately, store shit in the garage you don't really care much about... including going to a junkyard to buy a trashed Jaguar or Mazerati to sit in the line of fire, possibly with pressure-sensitive incendiaries hidden in the roof - that way when the insurance adjuster comes, that burnt/smashed shit was priceless family heirlooms and the car was midway to being fully restored.
Finally, you could be a normal passive-aggressive person and call the city to report a code violation.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Mar 9, 2017 7:43:03 GMT -6
Stick a note on his front door with a knife. An impaled squirrel or whatnot wouldn't hurt. A fine waistland suggestion but seriously, do i need to go certified or is a note fine ifn i document it? You could use this thread ad evidence in court. I'd you need to depose a mod, I'll give you OK4P's digits.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Mar 9, 2017 7:47:00 GMT -6
Anyone wanna guess wuts under the tarp?
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Mar 9, 2017 7:47:45 GMT -6
That looks like an old Hackberry tree. We had one of those in our parking lot at work. Slowly died away and the bark started sloughing off just like that. After multiple complaints they finally took it down. I'd call a tree service and ask how much it costs to take down. Tell your neighbor. Be real nice like. Offer him some baked goods. I could probably make you some sourdough bread with my sourdough starter..... Edit: cute kids. Thefuck? That ain't no Hackberry tree.. I know because rural, and I clear cut a bunch one time to make room for Deforestation I'll be in Los Gatos in a few months, so take your sourdough starter and go ferment some fucking bath tub gin. Its a maple wif a spiral defect in the trunk. It strangled itself.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Mar 9, 2017 8:05:33 GMT -6
Thefuck? That ain't no Hackberry tree.. I know because rural, and I clear cut a bunch one time to make room for Deforestation I'll be in Los Gatos in a few months, so take your sourdough starter and go ferment some fucking bath tub gin. Its a maple wif a spiral defect in the trunk. It strangled itself. Trees are retards
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Post by Stan's Field on Mar 9, 2017 8:16:16 GMT -6
Retards cut down trees for development.
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Post by Ginger on Mar 9, 2017 8:17:59 GMT -6
That looks like an old Hackberry tree. We had one of those in our parking lot at work. Slowly died away and the bark started sloughing off just like that. After multiple complaints they finally took it down. I'd call a tree service and ask how much it costs to take down. Tell your neighbor. Be real nice like. Offer him some baked goods. I could probably make you some sourdough bread with my sourdough starter..... Edit: cute kids. Thefuck? That ain't no Hackberry tree.. I know because rural, and I clear cut a bunch one time to make room for Deforestation I'll be in Los Gatos in a few months, so take your sourdough starter and go ferment some fucking bath tub gin. LISTEN PAL! I TOOK A CLASS CALLED IOWA FLORA AND FAUNA IN COLLEGE OVER THIRTY YEARS AGO. I PROBABLY KNOW MY TREES, OK? Duff let me ask you a few questions... Does the tree have leaves that are simple or compound? Are the leaves arranged Opposite or alternate? Are the leaves entire? Mitten shaped? Lobed? Does the tree have fruit? Large seeds? Do you have any god damn balls? Go over with your kids (for safety) and just ask the guy. Or just leave the kids at home and bring along your soldier guns ...but be nice...
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Post by Stan's Field on Mar 9, 2017 8:20:53 GMT -6
Anyone wanna guess wuts under the tarp? Wood that he never got around to splitting? Or maybe aunt ginger?
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Mar 9, 2017 8:21:22 GMT -6
Prolly be best to ask him whilst you are sucking him off.
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Post by Stan's Field on Mar 9, 2017 8:22:08 GMT -6
What did the acorn say to the oak tree?
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