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Post by Stan's Field on Mar 9, 2017 8:27:24 GMT -6
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Mar 9, 2017 8:29:23 GMT -6
Thefuck? That ain't no Hackberry tree.. I know because rural, and I clear cut a bunch one time to make room for Deforestation I'll be in Los Gatos in a few months, so take your sourdough starter and go ferment some fucking bath tub gin. LISTEN PAL! I TOOK A CLASS CALLED IOWA FLORA AND FAUNA IN COLLEGE OVER THIRTY YEARS AGO. I PROBABLY KNOW MY TREES, OK? Duff let me ask you a few questions... Does the tree have leaves that are simple or compound? Are the leaves arranged Opposite or alternate? Are the leaves entire? Mitten shaped? Lobed? Does the tree have fruit? Large seeds? Do you have any god damn balls? Go over with your kids (for safety) and just ask the guy. Or just leave the kids at home and bring along your soldier guns ...but be nice... Unless its a ham sammich tree you dont know shit!
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Post by Earl Slick on Mar 9, 2017 8:31:35 GMT -6
What did the acorn say to the oak tree? Nothing. Acorns don't have vocal chords.
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Post by Stan's Field on Mar 9, 2017 8:33:59 GMT -6
Not right
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Post by The Resistance on Mar 9, 2017 8:34:47 GMT -6
Duff you don't have time for this nonsense with golf, the rug rats, momma bear, and the guys daughter. Take a few photos and send it to your insurance company. They can handle it.
Also try a Kentucky snow plow on the guys daughter.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Mar 9, 2017 8:38:04 GMT -6
Duff you don't have time for this nonsense with golf, the rug rats, momma bear, and the guys daughter. Take a few photos and send it to your insurance company. They can handle it. Also try a Kentucky snow plow on the guys daughter. Googling...
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Mar 9, 2017 8:40:08 GMT -6
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Mar 9, 2017 9:02:13 GMT -6
Thefuck? That ain't no Hackberry tree.. I know because rural, and I clear cut a bunch one time to make room for Deforestation I'll be in Los Gatos in a few months, so take your sourdough starter and go ferment some fucking bath tub gin. LISTEN PAL! I TOOK A CLASS CALLED IOWA FLORA AND FAUNA IN COLLEGE OVER THIRTY YEARS AGO. I PROBABLY KNOW MY TREES, OK? Duff let me ask you a few questions... Does the tree have leaves that are simple or compound? Are the leaves arranged Opposite or alternate? Are the leaves entire? Mitten shaped? Lobed? Does the tree have fruit? Large seeds? Do you have any god damn balls? Go over with your kids (for safety) and just ask the guy. Or just leave the kids at home and bring along your soldier guns ...but be nice... Look, that mitten is gone. You have to let it go. Don't make everything about mittens.
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Post by thunderhawk on Mar 9, 2017 9:45:06 GMT -6
What did the acorn say to the oak tree? Well it's been fun hanging wit ya, but it's time for me to leave.
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Post by thunderhawk on Mar 9, 2017 9:49:27 GMT -6
To document is to prove.
Mail shall be certified or it didn't happen.
Daily legal lesson over.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Mar 9, 2017 10:43:45 GMT -6
LISTEN PAL! I TOOK A CLASS CALLED IOWA FLORA AND FAUNA IN COLLEGE OVER THIRTY YEARS AGO. I PROBABLY KNOW MY TREES, OK? Duff let me ask you a few questions... Does the tree have leaves that are simple or compound? Are the leaves arranged Opposite or alternate? Are the leaves entire? Mitten shaped? Lobed? Does the tree have fruit? Large seeds? Do you have any god damn balls? Go over with your kids (for safety) and just ask the guy. Or just leave the kids at home and bring along your soldier guns ...but be nice... Look, that mitten is gone. You have to let it go. Don't make everything about mittens. Everything is about mittens...everything
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Post by NotMyKid on Mar 9, 2017 11:42:32 GMT -6
In all seriousness it depends on how big of an asshole he actually is and whether you know that or not.
Grow some balls and chat him up the next time you see him outside or go knock on his door with a sixer of PPR. Ask him his thoughts and express your concerns and then go from there.
If he is an asshole and tells you to fuck off (I highly doubt this would happen) then take all the other advice in this thread.
If he's a reasonable prole tell him you will do the leg work to get a quote, see what the cost is, let him know you will pay some or all of the bill since you are the one with the issue and go from there.
And for the record it's his tree and he can tell you to fuck off and there isn't a damn thing you can do about it and if the tree does fall on your house his insurance company is going to laugh their ass off at you for thinking they will pay as it will be your insurance company that will be paying the claim not his.
TLDR- Don't buy a house next to some prole with a giant dying tree in their front yard.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Mar 9, 2017 11:51:16 GMT -6
In all seriousness it depends on how big of an asshole he actually is and whether you know that or not. Grow some balls and chat him up the next time you see him outside or go knock on his door with a sixer of PPR. Ask him his thoughts and express your concerns and then go from there. If he is an asshole and tells you to fuck off (I highly doubt this would happen) then take all the other advice in this thread. If he's a reasonable prole tell him you will do the leg work to get a quote, see what the cost is, let him know you will pay some or all of the bill since you are the one with the issue and go from there. And for the record it's his tree and he can tell you to fuck off and there isn't a damn thing you can do about it and if the tree does fall on your house his insurance company is going to laugh their ass off at you for thinking they will pay as it will be your insurance company that will be paying the claim not his. TLDR- Don't buy a house next to some prole with a giant dying tree in their front yard. I aint paying a fucking dime to remove it. Its his shit ass tree causing the problem, its his responsibility. I have taken down two trees on my property that were potentially dangerous to my neighbors property, he should do the same. I have zero intetest in being cordial here, i just want to make sure my ass is covered in a legal sense so i can get after his HO policy when it happens.
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Post by Ginger on Mar 9, 2017 12:28:06 GMT -6
Is ur neighbor named Tim Burr? Missed this earlier.... Ha!
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Post by Ginger on Mar 9, 2017 12:31:11 GMT -6
In all seriousness it depends on how big of an asshole he actually is and whether you know that or not. Grow some balls and chat him up the next time you see him outside or go knock on his door with a sixer of PPR. Ask him his thoughts and express your concerns and then go from there. If he is an asshole and tells you to fuck off (I highly doubt this would happen) then take all the other advice in this thread. If he's a reasonable prole tell him you will do the leg work to get a quote, see what the cost is, let him know you will pay some or all of the bill since you are the one with the issue and go from there. And for the record it's his tree and he can tell you to fuck off and there isn't a damn thing you can do about it and if the tree does fall on your house his insurance company is going to laugh their ass off at you for thinking they will pay as it will be your insurance company that will be paying the claim not his. TLDR- Don't buy a house next to some prole with a giant dying tree in their front yard. I aint paying a fucking dime to remove it. Its his shit ass tree causing the problem, its his responsibility. I have taken down two trees on my property that were potentially dangerous to my neighbors property, he should do the same. I have zero intetest in being cordial here, i just want to make sure my ass is covered in a legal sense so i can get after his HO policy when it happens. Offer to buy him another shitty silver maple if he takes that one down
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Mar 9, 2017 12:40:07 GMT -6
I aint paying a fucking dime to remove it. Its his shit ass tree causing the problem, its his responsibility. I have taken down two trees on my property that were potentially dangerous to my neighbors property, he should do the same. I have zero intetest in being cordial here, i just want to make sure my ass is covered in a legal sense so i can get after his HO policy when it happens. Offer to buy him another shitty silver maple if he takes that one down Why the fuck wood i buy him another tree?
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Mar 9, 2017 13:29:44 GMT -6
There has to be some woods on the back nine that you could dig up some kind of sapling to stick in front of the neighbors janky house.
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Post by Ginger on Mar 9, 2017 14:13:58 GMT -6
Offer to buy him another shitty silver maple if he takes that one down Why the fuck wood i buy him another tree? Probably growing in your yard somewhere, (probably next to your foundation by the air conditioner) is a 3 foot sapling from his tree that you haven't gotten around to cutting down even though your wife has told you to, over and over....
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Post by NotMyKid on Mar 9, 2017 15:12:55 GMT -6
In all seriousness it depends on how big of an asshole he actually is and whether you know that or not. Grow some balls and chat him up the next time you see him outside or go knock on his door with a sixer of PPR. Ask him his thoughts and express your concerns and then go from there. If he is an asshole and tells you to fuck off (I highly doubt this would happen) then take all the other advice in this thread. If he's a reasonable prole tell him you will do the leg work to get a quote, see what the cost is, let him know you will pay some or all of the bill since you are the one with the issue and go from there. And for the record it's his tree and he can tell you to fuck off and there isn't a damn thing you can do about it and if the tree does fall on your house his insurance company is going to laugh their ass off at you for thinking they will pay as it will be your insurance company that will be paying the claim not his. TLDR- Don't buy a house next to some prole with a giant dying tree in their front yard. I aint paying a fucking dime to remove it. Its his shit ass tree causing the problem, its his responsibility. I have taken down two trees on my property that were potentially dangerous to my neighbors property, he should do the same. I have zero intetest in being cordial here, i just want to make sure my ass is covered in a legal sense so i can get after his HO policy when it happens. And I am telling you he can tell you to go fuck yourself as I am guessing there is no covenant in proleville he doesn't have to do jack shit. The only way he has to do anything if there is a law or city ordnance telling him he has to. You taking down your own trees that were potential dangers to your neighbors is you being a nice guy, that doesn't mean anybody else has to follow suit. And again if his tree falls on your house or garage it will be YOUR insurance provider paying for it not his and his insurance company will laugh their ass off if you try and get them to pay.
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Post by NotMyKid on Mar 9, 2017 15:37:02 GMT -6
no HOA, no recourse, no leg to stand on, no fkn hope I can't get over how shitty all those houses in the pic are. does jankyville have ANY decent places to live?!? srsly, I had to spend 9+ months in a rental while my crib was being built, and it was pretty much exactly like what I see in those pics. It was the 7th circle of hell, I almost didn't make it through. Holy shit. I lived in a house in CR exactly like those for about the first 3 years of marriage prior to moving to IC. Nothing like having a $600 mortgage! And in fact we had a tree exactly like that one in our front yard. I would have laughed in our douche white trash neighbor's face if he asked me to cut it down.
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Post by Ginger on Mar 9, 2017 15:54:24 GMT -6
sorry, I held it in as long as I could. Such restraint!
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Mar 9, 2017 16:09:23 GMT -6
I aint paying a fucking dime to remove it. Its his shit ass tree causing the problem, its his responsibility. I have taken down two trees on my property that were potentially dangerous to my neighbors property, he should do the same. I have zero intetest in being cordial here, i just want to make sure my ass is covered in a legal sense so i can get after his HO policy when it happens. And I am telling you he can tell you to go fuck yourself as I am guessing there is no covenant in proleville he doesn't have to do jack shit. The only way he has to do anything if there is a law or city ordnance telling him he has to. You taking down your own trees that were potential dangers to your neighbors is you being a nice guy, that doesn't mean anybody else has to follow suit. And again if his tree falls on your house or garage it will be YOUR insurance provider paying for it not his and his insurance company will laugh their ass off if you try and get them to pay. My HO policy only pays if the damage is unforseen and an act of God. As the tree is clearly dying/dead and hanging over my property it aint unforseen, especially if he's been notified. FFS wut do you fink we are talking about here?
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Mar 9, 2017 16:16:13 GMT -6
no HOA, no recourse, no leg to stand on, no fkn hope I can't get over how shitty all those houses in the pic are. does jankyville have ANY decent places to live?!? srsly, I had to spend 9+ months in a rental while my crib was being built, and it was pretty much exactly like what I see in those pics. It was the 7th circle of hell, I almost didn't make it through. Holy shit. 1900 sq ft at $120k, life is good. Property values on my street range from 100k for a 1200sq ft zero lot to 230 for a 2700sq ft 2 story cape cod. Mine is probably in the 140k range today, with a ceiling of 160k once i get teh bafroom and kitchen remodeled.
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Post by Ginger on Mar 9, 2017 16:32:50 GMT -6
20+ hours is pretty good, right? Hell...20 minutes is good for you.
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Post by NotMyKid on Mar 9, 2017 16:44:27 GMT -6
And I am telling you he can tell you to go fuck yourself as I am guessing there is no covenant in proleville he doesn't have to do jack shit. The only way he has to do anything if there is a law or city ordnance telling him he has to. You taking down your own trees that were potential dangers to your neighbors is you being a nice guy, that doesn't mean anybody else has to follow suit. And again if his tree falls on your house or garage it will be YOUR insurance provider paying for it not his and his insurance company will laugh their ass off if you try and get them to pay. My HO policy only pays if the damage is unforseen and an act of God. As the tree is clearly dying/dead and hanging over my property it aint unforseen, especially if he's been notified. FFS wut do you fink we are talking about here? FYI- an act of god IS your shitty neighbor's tree falling on your house after a storm or a day when there are high winds. In fact I would call your insurance guy to come out and take a look at it. They will probably jack up your premium now to prepare for the inevitable claim they are going to pay at some point.
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