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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on May 31, 2017 12:41:46 GMT -6
U know dat fing where u r sitting around watching german snuff pron and you realize u haveta wipe ur ass but u shit like three hours ago? What do u call dat?
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on May 31, 2017 13:11:13 GMT -6
Depending on the atmosphere, it's either swamp ass or mud butt.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on May 31, 2017 13:28:28 GMT -6
Always been mud butt... I'd advise on doing some glute exercises and other things to help tighten up your bunghole. Also, stop putting things in your ass.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on May 31, 2017 14:11:23 GMT -6
Always been mud butt... I'd advise on doing some glute exercises and other things to help tighten up your bunghole. Also, stop putting things in your ass. Its like chicken and the egg. Does my ass leak cause i stick stuff up dere or do i stick stuff up dere to stop my ass from leaking. |
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on May 31, 2017 14:14:56 GMT -6
Also dis aint about wutcondition it is. Its about wut ucall duh cleaning process.
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Post by thunderhawk on May 31, 2017 15:05:45 GMT -6
U know dat fing where u r sitting around watching german snuff pron and you realize u haveta wipe ur ass but u shit like three hours ago? What do u call dat? Buttholeverleakin |
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Post by thunderhawk on May 31, 2017 15:06:28 GMT -6
Also dis aint about wutcondition it is. Its about wut ucall duh cleaning process. Courtesy wipe |
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Post by thunderhawk on May 31, 2017 15:06:57 GMT -6
Depending on the atmosphere, it's either swamp ass or mud butt. Brownstar creampie surprise tho |
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Post by Incogayno. on May 31, 2017 15:14:05 GMT -6
TBH. Most of the time it's the product of not being able to wipe well enough rather than anal leakage. We really need bidets in this country.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jun 1, 2017 12:54:20 GMT -6
TBH. Most of the time it's the product of not being able to wipe well enough rather than anal leakage. We really need bidets in this country. Take it from the anal leakage expert folks |
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Jun 1, 2017 14:55:43 GMT -6
TBH. Most of the time it's the product of not being able to wipe well enough rather than anal leakage. We really need bidets in this country. Take it from the anal leakage expert folks It took you 21 hours and dats teh best u cood do? |
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Oct 12, 2018 17:28:15 GMT -6
Today after I pooped I wiped and I wiped and I wiped and I wiped but the toilet paper kept coming up poopy. It was like wiping a marker. I didnt know what to do.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Oct 12, 2018 17:29:16 GMT -6
Today after I pooped I wiped and I wiped and I wiped and I wiped but the toilet paper kept coming up poopy. It was like wiping a marker. I didnt know what to do. Use your wife's purse. It's great to clean that chocolate starfish. |
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Post by NOTTHOR on Oct 12, 2018 18:06:12 GMT -6
Today after I pooped I wiped and I wiped and I wiped and I wiped but the toilet paper kept coming up poopy. It was like wiping a marker. I didnt know what to do. My guess is you got kissed by a bit of a turtle head and you couldn't find the kiss mark. In a situation like that, I recommend taking two of those cottonelle wipes fully opened with one on top of the other (double layer) and going from your ass to your taint with an open hand grip. Inspect the wipe and you'll find the general locale of the shit deposit, hit it with some TP, then get one more cottonelle wipe to finish. |
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Oct 12, 2018 21:10:45 GMT -6
Today after I pooped I wiped and I wiped and I wiped and I wiped but the toilet paper kept coming up poopy. It was like wiping a marker. I didnt know what to do. My guess is you got kissed by a bit of a turtle head and you couldn't find the kiss mark. In a situation like that, I recommend taking two of those cottonelle wipes fully opened with one on top of the other (double layer) and going from your ass to your taint with an open hand grip. Inspect the wipe and you'll find the general locale of the shit deposit, hit it with some TP, then get one more cottonelle wipe to finish. Welcome back. |
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