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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on May 7, 2018 10:11:28 GMT -6
Lets say hypothetically you are at menards entering the security check point and you meet a security clipboard jockey who is obviously struggling at life in general. As the guard walks back to his shack it becomes clear that at some point in the not so distant past he has shit himself. What is unclear is whether or not he is aware of it. On the way back out do you kindly tell him?
One hand if he doesnt know telling him would be doing him a solid. On the other if he does know you could be seen as piling on in what has obviously been a pretty shitty day.
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Post by Stan's Field on May 7, 2018 10:17:01 GMT -6
Don't say anything til he lifts the gate up to get back out........
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Post by Ginger on May 7, 2018 12:03:00 GMT -6
Lets say hypothetically you are at menards entering the security check point and you meet a security clipboard jockey who is obviously struggling at life in general. As the guard walks back to his shack it becomes clear that at some point in the not so distant past he has shit himself. What is unclear is whether or not he is aware of it. On the way back out do you kindly tell him? One hand if he doesnt know telling him would be doing him a solid. On the other if he does know you could be seen as piling on in what has obviously been a pretty shitty day. Sounds like he already did the solid. Unnecessary for you to do it again. |
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Post by Other on May 7, 2018 12:41:14 GMT -6
Lets say hypothetically you are at menards entering the security check point and you meet a security clipboard jockey who is obviously struggling at life in general. As the guard walks back to his shack it becomes clear that at some point in the not so distant past he has shit himself. What is unclear is whether or not he is aware of it. On the way back out do you kindly tell him? One hand if he doesnt know telling him would be doing him a solid. On the other if he does know you could be seen as piling on in what has obviously been a pretty shitty day. You gotta lick him clean bro! Mom cat that shit. |
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Post by Other on May 7, 2018 12:42:11 GMT -6
Lets say hypothetically you are at menards entering the security check point and you meet a security clipboard jockey who is obviously struggling at life in general. As the guard walks back to his shack it becomes clear that at some point in the not so distant past he has shit himself. What is unclear is whether or not he is aware of it. On the way back out do you kindly tell him? One hand if he doesnt know telling him would be doing him a solid. On the other if he does know you could be seen as piling on in what has obviously been a pretty shitty day. Seriously tho the protocol is to say "Hey, looks like you may have sat on a chocolate bar or something." |
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Post by Stan's Field on May 7, 2018 13:04:17 GMT -6
After he opens the fucking gate tho...
You don't want this to turn into a true "partneresque" story/situation...
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on May 7, 2018 13:29:08 GMT -6
Lets say hypothetically you are at menards entering the security check point and you meet a security clipboard jockey who is obviously struggling at life in general. As the guard walks back to his shack it becomes clear that at some point in the not so distant past he has shit himself. What is unclear is whether or not he is aware of it. On the way back out do you kindly tell him? One hand if he doesnt know telling him would be doing him a solid. On the other if he does know you could be seen as piling on in what has obviously been a pretty shitty day. Seriously tho the protocol is to say "Hey, looks like you may have sat on a chocolate bar or something." That sounds like some sort of gay man man pickup line. |
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on May 7, 2018 13:29:51 GMT -6
Lets say hypothetically you are at menards entering the security check point and you meet a security clipboard jockey who is obviously struggling at life in general. As the guard walks back to his shack it becomes clear that at some point in the not so distant past he has shit himself. What is unclear is whether or not he is aware of it. On the way back out do you kindly tell him? One hand if he doesnt know telling him would be doing him a solid. On the other if he does know you could be seen as piling on in what has obviously been a pretty shitty day. Sounds like he already did the solid. Unnecessary for you to do it again. If I had to venture a guess I would describe it as transitional. Maybe 20% gas, 40% solid, 40% liquid. Who is the science expert around here? Isn't there a 4th state of matter? |
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Post by Other on May 7, 2018 13:36:23 GMT -6
Seriously tho the protocol is to say "Hey, looks like you may have sat on a chocolate bar or something." That sounds like some sort of gay man man pickup line. If you say so. |
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Post by Earl Slick on May 7, 2018 14:00:26 GMT -6
Proper protocol is to tell him you're going to Lowe's because he shit his pants and you find it disgusting.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on May 7, 2018 21:44:19 GMT -6
I'm shocked that you didn't offer to push his shit back in. With your dick.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on May 7, 2018 21:46:34 GMT -6
I'm shocked that you didn't offer to push his shit back in. With your dick. Scooter i aint. |
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Post by A boy named Sioux on May 8, 2018 4:10:48 GMT -6
Sounds like he already did the solid. Unnecessary for you to do it again. If I had to venture a guess I would describe it as transitional. Maybe 20% gas, 40% solid, 40% liquid. Who is the science expert around here? Isn't there a 4th state of matter? I doubt he had plasma in that mix. |
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on May 8, 2018 7:45:45 GMT -6
Duff, you need to get out of Wisco ASAP.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on May 8, 2018 10:28:27 GMT -6
Duff, you need to get out of Wisco ASAP. Like that doesn't happen to the high class davenproles. |
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on May 8, 2018 12:25:15 GMT -6
It does not.
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Post by The Resistance on May 8, 2018 12:41:46 GMT -6
Duff, you need to get out of Wisco ASAP. Like that doesn't happen to the high class davenproles. The Rudy's squirts. |
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on May 8, 2018 16:25:54 GMT -6
That sounds like some sort of gay man man pickup line. If you say so. Im just saying ifn i heard dat over my shoulder i wood turn around expectin to see a bbc. |
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Post by Other on May 8, 2018 21:23:23 GMT -6
Im just saying ifn i heard dat over my shoulder i wood turn around expectin to see a bbc. I have no reason to doubt you. Have..... have you met Scooter? |
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Post by livingintheusa on May 21, 2018 10:04:00 GMT -6
Lets say hypothetically you are at menards entering the security check point and you meet a security clipboard jockey who is obviously struggling at life in general. As the guard walks back to his shack it becomes clear that at some point in the not so distant past he has shit himself. What is unclear is whether or not he is aware of it. On the way back out do you kindly tell him? One hand if he doesnt know telling him would be doing him a solid. On the other if he does know you could be seen as piling on in what has obviously been a pretty shitty day. Good stuff if your moving up in the world |
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