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Post by NOTTHOR on Nov 8, 2018 13:09:25 GMT -6
greatest day in the political history of this great Republic, I want to offer up some of my favorite reactions. Feel free to add yours.
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Post by Ginger on Nov 8, 2018 14:18:31 GMT -6
You’re sure trolling hard over here lately. Did you get banned from Jan’s site? You’re usually posting over there.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Nov 8, 2018 14:26:13 GMT -6
Jan still has a site? And honestly, the way Pards is trying here, he's got a long long way to go to catch up to Billy. Sorry man. You're the pin2win of trolling.
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Post by socal on Nov 8, 2018 14:29:26 GMT -6
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Post by NOTTHOR on Nov 8, 2018 15:21:45 GMT -6
You’re sure trolling hard over here lately. Did you get banned from Jan’s site? You’re usually posting over there. Ain't trolling. Not banned from Jan's site. I just don't want to talk about Iowa football. I DON'T FUCKING WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT, OKAY. FUCK. That fucking asswipe going for fucking 2 in the THIRD GOD DAMNED QUARTER. And the fucking defensive meltdowns. How? Jesus H. Christ. And the passing game. Fuck. Fucking Stanley.
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Post by Ginger on Nov 8, 2018 16:20:51 GMT -6
You’re sure trolling hard over here lately. Did you get banned from Jan’s site? You’re usually posting over there. Ain't trolling. Not banned from Jan's site. I just don't want to talk about Iowa football. I DON'T FUCKING WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT, OKAY. FUCK. That fucking asswipe going for fucking 2 in the THIRD GOD DAMNED QUARTER. And the fucking defensive meltdowns. How? Jesus H. Christ. And the passing game. Fuck. Fucking Stanley. Okay. Completely understand. You know if you drink until you’re blackout Kavanaugh drunk, and then watch the games, this shit doesn’t hurt so much. I would think as a long time iowa fan you would know this.
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Post by Stan's Field on Nov 8, 2018 19:24:22 GMT -6
Ain't trolling. Not banned from Jan's site. I just don't want to talk about Iowa football. I DON'T FUCKING WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT, OKAY. FUCK. That fucking asswipe going for fucking 2 in the THIRD GOD DAMNED QUARTER. And the fucking defensive meltdowns. How? Jesus H. Christ. And the passing game. Fuck. Fucking Stanley. Okay. Completely understand. You know if you drink until you’re blackout Kavanaugh drunk, and then watch the games, this shit doesn’t hurt so much. I would think as a long time iowa fan you would know this. You've been making a lot of sense lately..... High five!
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Post by Ginger on Nov 8, 2018 20:56:33 GMT -6
Okay. Completely understand. You know if you drink until you’re blackout Kavanaugh drunk, and then watch the games, this shit doesn’t hurt so much. I would think as a long time iowa fan you would know this. You've been making a lot of sense lately..... High five! Down low.
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Post by thunderhawk on Nov 9, 2018 7:49:18 GMT -6
Ain't trolling. Not banned from Jan's site. I just don't want to talk about Iowa football. I DON'T FUCKING WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT, OKAY. FUCK. That fucking asswipe going for fucking 2 in the THIRD GOD DAMNED QUARTER. And the fucking defensive meltdowns. How? Jesus H. Christ. And the passing game. Fuck. Fucking Stanley. Okay. Completely understand. You know if you drink until you’re blackout Kavanaugh drunk, and then watch the games, this shit doesn’t hurt so much. I would think as a long time iowa fan you would know this. I gotta recommend you just hit a bong extra hard instead. That way, you get to "enjoy" the fucking Crazytown of Iowa football, and you don't have to pay for it the next day.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Nov 9, 2018 7:53:44 GMT -6
Okay. Completely understand. You know if you drink until you’re blackout Kavanaugh drunk, and then watch the games, this shit doesn’t hurt so much. I would think as a long time iowa fan you would know this. I gotta recommend you just hit a bong extra hard instead. That way, you get to "enjoy" the fucking Crazytown of Iowa football, and you don't have to pay for it the next day. Also makes it much more enjoyable to laugh at boneheaded playcalls coming from Careful Kirt.
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Post by Ginger on Nov 9, 2018 8:04:28 GMT -6
Okay. Completely understand. You know if you drink until you’re blackout Kavanaugh drunk, and then watch the games, this shit doesn’t hurt so much. I would think as a long time iowa fan you would know this. I gotta recommend you just hit a bong extra hard instead. That way, you get to "enjoy" the fucking Crazytown of Iowa football, and you don't have to pay for it the next day. I got rid of the bong when I was 19 (4 footer with a pretty flower on it). If I stick to hard liquor and little to no beer, I rarely get anything like a hangover. Sometimes a queasy stomach. I’m sure my brain and liver are taking the hit. Since there will most likely be no social security for me or healthcare I might as well enjoy life while I can and plan my personal exit strategy.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Nov 9, 2018 8:27:05 GMT -6
You’re sure trolling hard over here lately. Did you get banned from Jan’s site? You’re usually posting over there. Ain't trolling. Not banned from Jan's site. I just don't want to talk about Iowa football. I DON'T FUCKING WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT, OKAY. FUCK. That fucking asswipe going for fucking 2 in the THIRD GOD DAMNED QUARTER. And the fucking defensive meltdowns. How? Jesus H. Christ. And the passing game. Fuck. Fucking Stanley. Going for two was the right call. The refs cost us that game. Stop being mad a Brain and yell at the refs, you peasant.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Nov 9, 2018 8:32:54 GMT -6
You've been making a lot of sense lately..... High five! Down low. Knobs.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Nov 9, 2018 8:49:50 GMT -6
Ain't trolling. Not banned from Jan's site. I just don't want to talk about Iowa football. I DON'T FUCKING WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT, OKAY. FUCK. That fucking asswipe going for fucking 2 in the THIRD GOD DAMNED QUARTER. And the fucking defensive meltdowns. How? Jesus H. Christ. And the passing game. Fuck. Fucking Stanley. Going for two was the right call. The refs cost us that game. Stop being mad a Brain and yell at the refs, you peasant. I think Iowa will shit truck Norfwestern. They have lost the games I was most worried about and we should steamroll the Cats, but we have yet to have the annual "Kurt had no business losing that game" loss, so perhaps that is coming. However, if we lose to the Cats, I'mma fucking lose it. They have no running game at all, but they have a phenomenal QB and we have, well y'all know what we have in that back 7. Ugh.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Nov 9, 2018 9:03:38 GMT -6
How many games will this NW QB start for the Titans in three years? 3? 5?
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Post by NOTTHOR on Nov 9, 2018 9:08:12 GMT -6
How many games will this NW QB start for the Titans in three years? 3? 5? 3-5 Sounds about right. He's just good enough to get drafted fairly high, but unless he walked into a perfect situation where he could sit for a few years and then start with 2 or 3 good WRs and a great o-line, he won't do shit in the NFL. I don't think he can hit the really small windows necessary. Beathard was better in that regard, but I think Thorson is better at reading defenses and making decisions than Beathard. You need all those skills to be good in the NFL, though.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Nov 9, 2018 9:16:43 GMT -6
How many games will this NW QB start for the Titans in three years? 3? 5? 3-5 Sounds about right. He's just good enough to get drafted fairly high, but unless he walked into a perfect situation where he could sit for a few years and then start with 2 or 3 good WRs and a great o-line, he won't do shit in the NFL. I don't think he can hit the really small windows necessary. Beathard was better in that regard, but I think Thorson is better at reading defenses and making decisions than Beathard. You need all those skills to be good in the NFL, though. Beat Hard, out side of that knob the Bills started against the Bears last week, might be the worst player to start a game in the NFL this year. I say that having watched maybe three NFL games this year.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Nov 9, 2018 12:11:47 GMT -6
How many games will this NW QB start for the Titans in three years? 3? 5? 3-5 Sounds about right. He's just good enough to get drafted fairly high, but unless he walked into a perfect situation where he could sit for a few years and then start with 2 or 3 good WRs and a great o-line, he won't do shit in the NFL. I don't think he can hit the really small windows necessary. Beathard was better in that regard, but I think Thorson is better at reading defenses and making decisions than Beathard. You need all those skills to be good in the NFL, though. He meant the Cedar Rapids Titans bruh.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Nov 9, 2018 12:32:52 GMT -6
3-5 Sounds about right. He's just good enough to get drafted fairly high, but unless he walked into a perfect situation where he could sit for a few years and then start with 2 or 3 good WRs and a great o-line, he won't do shit in the NFL. I don't think he can hit the really small windows necessary. Beathard was better in that regard, but I think Thorson is better at reading defenses and making decisions than Beathard. You need all those skills to be good in the NFL, though. He meant the Cedar Rapids Titans bruh. Oh, LULZ. Sorry, I didn't know there was such a team. Thorson won't end up there. A guy like that who is 6-4 with a NU degree will end up at investment bank and then in a MBA program and will go on to make a metric fuckton of money as a banker or consultant. Again, if you have a kid who is good at ball and has a good ACT score, send them to Standford, Northwestern, Duke or Vanderbilt (in that order although Duke hoops has no ACT requirement but would require NBA level talent to get in).
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Nov 9, 2018 13:04:16 GMT -6
He meant the Cedar Rapids Titans bruh. Oh, LULZ. Sorry, I didn't know there was such a team. Thorson won't end up there. A guy like that who is 6-4 with a NU degree will end up at investment bank and then in a MBA program and will go on to make a metric fuckton of money as a banker or consultant. Again, if you have a kid who is good at ball and has a good ACT score, send them to Standford, Northwestern, Duke or Vanderbilt (in that order although Duke hoops has no ACT requirement but would require NBA level talent to get in). Wut about teh Domers?
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Nov 9, 2018 13:08:21 GMT -6
He meant the Cedar Rapids Titans bruh. Oh, LULZ. Sorry, I didn't know there was such a team. Thorson won't end up there. A guy like that who is 6-4 with a NU degree will end up at investment bank and then in a MBA program and will go on to make a metric fuckton of money as a banker or consultant. Again, if you have a kid who is good at ball and has a good ACT score, send them to Standford, Northwestern, Duke or Vanderbilt (in that order although Duke hoops has no ACT requirement but would require NBA level talent to get in). Actually dis is a pretty good question. What D1 football school gives you the best ROI considering bof football future ans non sports future? You'd have to prolly include scUM on that list also huh?
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Post by NOTTHOR on Nov 9, 2018 13:44:47 GMT -6
Oh, LULZ. Sorry, I didn't know there was such a team. Thorson won't end up there. A guy like that who is 6-4 with a NU degree will end up at investment bank and then in a MBA program and will go on to make a metric fuckton of money as a banker or consultant. Again, if you have a kid who is good at ball and has a good ACT score, send them to Standford, Northwestern, Duke or Vanderbilt (in that order although Duke hoops has no ACT requirement but would require NBA level talent to get in). Actually dis is a pretty good question. What D1 football school gives you the best ROI considering bof football future ans non sports future? You'd have to prolly include scUM on that list also huh? Nah, marginally maybe ND, but not Michigan. They view most of the athletes as morons. Now, if you're Tom Brady you'll come out fine, but I think Standford, NU and Duke are in a league of their own in terms of connections for athletes. They actually take in reasonably smart kids to begin wif (other than Duke hoops). Being a tall ball player and having a good backslap will get you in the door, but to really take off in a private institution, you either have to be really smart or the owner's kid. Bince the jocks can open doors, you'll often see them in car, medical device, insurance or financial service sales. But they aren't suited for jobs that require more intellect, which is why the schools that actually have fairly rigorous athletics admission standards will ultimately yield the best ROI on average. There are definitely exceptions, like if you go to Alabama and become a Fulbright Scholar or something you'll prolly get some doors open, but if you are a football player at Standford the doors that will be open just by the school will be huge. Plus, at a place like that you can redshirt and start taking some MBA classes your 5th year. The network is good. You try doing that shit at Michigan and Coach is gonna be like "dafuq you doing?"
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Nov 9, 2018 14:11:33 GMT -6
Actually dis is a pretty good question. What D1 football school gives you the best ROI considering bof football future ans non sports future? You'd have to prolly include scUM on that list also huh? Nah, marginally maybe ND, but not Michigan. They view most of the athletes as morons. Now, if you're Tom Brady you'll come out fine, but I think Standford, NU and Duke are in a league of their own in terms of connections for athletes. They actually take in reasonably smart kids to begin wif (other than Duke hoops). Being a tall ball player and having a good backslap will get you in the door, but to really take off in a private institution, you either have to be really smart or the owner's kid. Bince the jocks can open doors, you'll often see them in car, medical device, insurance or financial service sales. But they aren't suited for jobs that require more intellect, which is why the schools that actually have fairly rigorous athletics admission standards will ultimately yield the best ROI on average. There are definitely exceptions, like if you go to Alabama and become a Fulbright Scholar or something you'll prolly get some doors open, but if you are a football player at Standford the doors that will be open just by the school will be huge. Plus, at a place like that you can redshirt and start taking some MBA classes your 5th year. The network is good. You try doing that shit at Michigan and Coach is gonna be like "dafuq you doing?" This is bullshit pal. Allen Lazard can walk into any agro-products company today, and write his own ticket.
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Post by Earl Slick on Nov 9, 2018 14:44:28 GMT -6
Going for two was the right call. The refs cost us that game. Stop being mad a Brain and yell at the refs, you peasant. I think Iowa will shit truck Norfwestern. They have lost the games I was most worried about and we should steamroll the Cats, but we have yet to have the annual "Kurt had no business losing that game" loss, so perhaps that is coming. However, if we lose to the Cats, I'mma fucking lose it. They have no running game at all, but they have a phenomenal QB and we have, well y'all know what we have in that back 7. Ugh. NU will win in yet another wtf leg-pissing by Cautious Curt. EDIT: BOOK IT, BLOODBATH!!!
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Post by thunderhawk on Nov 10, 2018 0:58:23 GMT -6
Oh, LULZ. Sorry, I didn't know there was such a team. Thorson won't end up there. A guy like that who is 6-4 with a NU degree will end up at investment bank and then in a MBA program and will go on to make a metric fuckton of money as a banker or consultant. Again, if you have a kid who is good at ball and has a good ACT score, send them to Standford, Northwestern, Duke or Vanderbilt (in that order although Duke hoops has no ACT requirement but would require NBA level talent to get in). Actually dis is a pretty good question. What D1 football school gives you the best ROI considering bof football future ans non sports future? You'd have to prolly include scUM on that list also huh? It's Stanford and it's not close. This is reason # 137 why Allen Lizzard is one of the dumbest motherfuckers in America. As a bonus he could've played for David Fucking Shaw, one of the top coaches in CFB. The only people dumber than Al Lizzard are his fucktard parents. My son, upon an offer to play football at Stanford for David Shaw, would have had his recruiting window immediately slammed right the fuck shut. I gotta give Notre Dame some props tho, cuz the football players are totally integrated into the student population as regards living arrangements, etc. Seems to take them out of the bubble and entice them to actually engage in their academic careers. They aren't accrued special treatment beyond the obvious scheduling courtesies to accommodate football practice and games.
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