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Post by thunderhawk on Mar 27, 2019 10:16:20 GMT -6
Wood not. Prolly got a crucifix jammed up there.  |
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Post by thunderhawk on Mar 27, 2019 10:20:17 GMT -6
I bet this guy would like to have a word with her...
BTW, I'm not defending Islam or any other God-bastardizing organized religion. I'm here to apply Thor's hammer to the divisive use of religion in general.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Mar 27, 2019 11:15:06 GMT -6
And my wife wonders why I have ZERO desire to go to church? I'm a good person, teaching my kids how to be good people and to respect others. Fuck the church and religions that preach bullshit to advance their untaxed motives.
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Mar 27, 2019 12:36:49 GMT -6
Jesus what a dumb prayer.
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Post by thunderhawk on Mar 27, 2019 16:11:35 GMT -6
Jesus what a dumb prayer. You got twelve more “Jesuses” to go bro |
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Post by Stan's Field on Mar 27, 2019 20:39:43 GMT -6
Is it me, or is "prayer" getting dumber and dumber.
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Post by Earl Slick on Mar 27, 2019 23:33:38 GMT -6
Jesus.
Fucking.
Christ.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Mar 28, 2019 6:30:36 GMT -6
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Mar 28, 2019 6:57:20 GMT -6
Is it me, or is "prayer" getting dumber and dumber. It's kind of like that Facebook story about some religious bitch house being leveled and only her prayer room was left and they survived. Thank God they proclaimed. But the 23 who died? Fuck them. |
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Post by NOTTHOR on Mar 28, 2019 6:58:00 GMT -6
That is a great prayer, but this is the best NASCAR prayer ever: |
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Post by egadsto on Mar 28, 2019 8:55:55 GMT -6
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Post by thunderhawk on Mar 28, 2019 9:20:16 GMT -6
Matthew Chapter 6
(Verse) 5 “And when you pray, do not be like the (FUCKING RIGHTWING FAKE CHRISTIAN*) hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. 6 But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.
Regards,
Jesus
*Edit mine
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Post by thunderhawk on Mar 28, 2019 9:25:40 GMT -6
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Mar 28, 2019 9:32:23 GMT -6
Wait, they have a prayer before NASSSSAR races?
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Post by NOTTHOR on Mar 28, 2019 9:40:56 GMT -6
Wait, they have a prayer before NASSSSAR races? Yes. |
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Mar 28, 2019 9:42:07 GMT -6
Wait, they have a prayer before NASSSSAR races? Yes. No they don't. This is a fake. |
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Post by NOTTHOR on Mar 28, 2019 9:54:27 GMT -6
No they don't. This is a fake. Fite me, bish. It ain't fake. When I went to the race at Darlington last year, a guy yelled "Praise Dale" right after the prayer and then just about fought a guy wearing a Sterlin' Marlin shirt bince Sterlin' kilt Dale. |
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Mar 28, 2019 10:15:54 GMT -6
No they don't. This is a fake. Fite me, bish. It ain't fake. When I went to the race at Darlington last year, a guy yelled "Praise Dale" right after the prayer and then just about fought a guy wearing a Sterlin' Marlin shirt bince Sterlin' kilt Dale. You've watched so much wraaslin your brain has turned to mush. This isn't how people really behave. |
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Mar 28, 2019 10:32:33 GMT -6
Fite me, bish. It ain't fake. When I went to the race at Darlington last year, a guy yelled "Praise Dale" right after the prayer and then just about fought a guy wearing a Sterlin' Marlin shirt bince Sterlin' kilt Dale. You've watched so much wraaslin your brain has turned to mush. This isn't how people really behave. NASCAR fans aren't really people though. They are some sort of inbred mutant creature that looks human like. They can be spotted by low test scores and pretty hands. |
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Post by NOTTHOR on Mar 28, 2019 10:36:08 GMT -6
Fite me, bish. It ain't fake. When I went to the race at Darlington last year, a guy yelled "Praise Dale" right after the prayer and then just about fought a guy wearing a Sterlin' Marlin shirt bince Sterlin' kilt Dale. You've watched so much wraaslin your brain has turned to mush. This isn't how people really behave. There is an entire thread on here dedicated to NFL fan fights. Have you ever been to a race in Darlington, South Carolina during throwback weekend? This ain't your tiny little track at Newton, bud. Darlington, Martinsville, Bristol and TallaDalega are the last tracks in the rural Deep South with top level races and some of those guys take that shit pretty seriously. Sorry that I lost the pictures because they were on my old phone, but there are guys with flagpoles set up that have the rebel flag on top, then a Dale flag, then a Jr. flag, then the American flag. Guys like that, how shall I say it, have some strong opinions. |
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Post by Stan's Field on Mar 28, 2019 10:59:33 GMT -6
Is it me, or is "prayer" getting dumber and dumber. It's kind of like that Facebook story about some religious bitch house being leveled and only her prayer room was left and they survived. Thank God they proclaimed. But the 23 who died? Fuck them. Seriously though. I was at a wedding last year and the bride's father, yuge wrestling family btw, was just trying in vain to lead the event in prayer prior to eating. Instead a nice little tribute to love and God and shit, he goes on about the farmers working so hard at harvest so we could have the food to eat that came from Sam's club. God damn it was hard to listen to. You can tell he was one of those real leaders the world needs these days. |
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Mar 28, 2019 11:00:55 GMT -6
You've watched so much wraaslin your brain has turned to mush. This isn't how people really behave. There is an entire thread on here dedicated to NFL fan fights. Have you ever been to a race in Darlington, South Carolina during throwback weekend? This ain't your tiny little track at Newton, bud. Darlington, Martinsville, Bristol and TallaDalega are the last tracks in the rural Deep South with top level races and some of those guys take that shit pretty seriously. Sorry that I lost the pictures because they were on my old phone, but there are guys with flagpoles set up that have the rebel flag on top, then a Dale flag, then a Jr. flag, then the American flag. Guys like that, how shall I say it, have some strong opinions. None of these sound like real places. |
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Post by NOTTHOR on Mar 28, 2019 11:24:02 GMT -6
It's kind of like that Facebook story about some religious bitch house being leveled and only her prayer room was left and they survived. Thank God they proclaimed. But the 23 who died? Fuck them. Seriously though. I was at a wedding last year and the bride's father, yuge wrestling family btw, was just trying in vain to lead the event in prayer prior to eating. Instead a nice little tribute to love and God and shit, he goes on about the farmers working so hard at harvest so we could have the food to eat that came from Sam's club. God damn it was hard to listen to. You can tell he was one of those real leaders the world needs these days. Lawd, bless the pimply faced virgins at Iowa State who are pushing the boundaries of science so they can license their inventions to Monsanto and push up yields. Lawd, bless the men and women in MOHleeeen Illinois working at John Deere building the tractors that made this bounty possible. Lawd, bless the fine people at Archer Daniels Midland who made the corn syrup that sweetened the frosting on the wedding cake. |
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Mar 28, 2019 15:20:09 GMT -6
There is an entire thread on here dedicated to NFL fan fights. Have you ever been to a race in Darlington, South Carolina during throwback weekend? This ain't your tiny little track at Newton, bud. Darlington, Martinsville, Bristol and TallaDalega are the last tracks in the rural Deep South with top level races and some of those guys take that shit pretty seriously. Sorry that I lost the pictures because they were on my old phone, but there are guys with flagpoles set up that have the rebel flag on top, then a Dale flag, then a Jr. flag, then the American flag. Guys like that, how shall I say it, have some strong opinions. None of these sound like real places. U better Belieber they are real. One time while at Daleatoga gas station getting gas for my trip to Paladucah I saw two obese dudes in wifebeaters throw hands in a Speedway parking lot over an even more obese woman putting gas in the riding lawnmower she used to get around (cause the fucking government denied her a medicaid paid mobility scooter, and yes it had a Dipshit bumper sticker on it). I got in the car and laughed all the way to Martinsville. |
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Mar 28, 2019 15:31:50 GMT -6
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